Anything can happen in Hollywood, even good things.

Prestidigitation? You’ve got to be joking. No one says that.

Lena was going down the list of John’s attributes in her mind, a list I was hoping wasn’t too long. “He could see and hear and smell things I couldn’t.”Link inhaled deeply, then coughed. “Dude,...

whatever you are be a good one

Everyone was going crazy, like they’d just witnessed the birth of Jesus and the invention of electricity at the same time. Jude was a rock star, their savior, and they were paying him homage.

One thing I have to give Christians; were it not for Sunday, every day of the week would be a workday.

You know what we have to do?”The Italian nodded. “I know.””You don’t look too happy about it.””Defacing a beautiful building is a crime.””But killing people is not?” Dee asked.”Well, people can always be replaced.

One doesn’t have a sense of humor. It has you.

Discipline allows magic. To be a writer is to be the very best of assassins. You do not sit down and write every day to force the Muse to show up. You get into the...

I laugh. Yer crazy, I says.I was fine till I met you, he says.

A vine from one tree shot out, tripping Blaise. He and Merewyn rolled to the ground. Varian stood between them and the trees, which shot blast after blast at him. He deflected them, but even...

Three eggs two slices of toast a cup of coffee an episode of Mr. Ed. A Violin and a bowl of fruit what else does a man need?

I am grateful for hands to tickle with. Not so grateful for that process in reverse, however.

Jewish vampires: Garlic? As a weapon? No its a spice silly human

The worst thing about the dead rising? (Other than, you know, all the zombies?) The smell. Nothing kills the mood like the odor of three day old road kill and poo… -Katherine Anita Cho(KyCH)

I enjoy self-publishing & sending publishers rejection letters. They’re like, ‘Who is this guy?’ And I’m like, ‘the end of your industry.

Do you follow the wrestling? Most people think it’s illegal, but you can watch it there. Ruby and Python are on display this evening.

The streak of bleach in my hair is as obvious as ever. Am I really going out in public like this? I push my hair backward and forward a few times – but I can’t...

He’s dead?’ Vera asked. ‘He’s dead? Johnny’s dead?’He covered the mouthpiece. ‘No,’ he said. ‘Not dead.”Not dead! Not dead!’ she cried, and fell on her knees in the phone nook with an audible thud. ‘O...

It’s more like how some people can’t help but bring out the not necessarily righteous parts of your personality. Like how you meet someone and instantly know they’re a full-time professional victim, and no matter...

You pay for him, too,” he yelled at the men, seething in anger.

…clearly, we’re supposed to be together. If this were the internet, seventeen-year-old girls would be writing slash fiction about us as we speak.

I’m going to go throw up now, because ive turned into my dad. If vomiting doesn’t work, I’ll see if I can get an exorcism.

Now, invite me in, before I lose my temperature.’‘Temper, you mean.’‘No, temperature. It’s getting chilly.

Don’t be afraid of failures it takes courage to try new things & only those who try create History.

But the best part of catching Neil in the shower was, hands down, the loud, awful singing.

It is not true that the English invented cricket as a way of making all other human endeavors look interesting and lively; that was merely an unintended side effect.

Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional.

But…was he flirting?Hmm.Not sure what I thought of that. A nice office flirt did make the day go faster, but Adam was my boss, not to mention an annoying one, and I was nothing if...

There are all kinds of psychological disorders in the West that don’t exist in Asia.

You gotta want it.

Macho and manly and stern and, oh man. Sam sighed. Guys like this were never gay. They were always the ones chasing the homos.

It’s all right, darling. I’ll finish the financial report on my own. I can think clearly before sex and stay awake afterwards. That’s one of the nice things about being a woman.

Show me a writer that doesn’t use their craft as a coping mechanism and I’ll show you my unicorn.

Oh, it’s called, em…’ Kate thinks, ‘I can’t remember what it’s called.”You’re the same as me,’ Dad says to her. ‘You’ve got CRAFT too.”What’s that?”Can’t. Remember. A. Fuc-

White? That’s good. virginal. He’ll be reminded this is a first for you and hopefully won’t just impale you on his pork sword.

Some girls have a real sexy giggle, but whenever I laugh it always comes out somewhere between a bellow and a snort!

I mean. You put puppies in a store front, I will stop and giddily stare. Every. Single. Time.

Hermione: You! You foul, loathsome, evil little cocroach!Ron: Hermione, no! He’s no worth it.

If dat ghost have money, I tells him never to haunt you less’n he wants to lose it!

The tiny space, the toilet, two hundred strangers just a few inches away, it’s so exciting, the lack of room to maneuver, it helps if you’re double-jointed. Use your imagination. Some creativity and a few...

Corrival looked around. ‘So is this it? Is everyone here? Erskine, maybe you should start the ball rolling. I have places to go and things to do.”Me?’ Ravel asked. ‘Why do I have to start...

He may wear what he likes in the future, for I shall never drive with him again. His conduct was shocking. When we passed Highgate Archway, he tried to pass everything and everybody. He shouted...

The problem with at-home IQ tests is that too many people wouldn’t understand the results. Calling customer service is a bad sign.

I don’t use big words to show off because it’s ostentatious.

Well, she asked him questions about his age and his attainments. The fact that he was a Catholic gave her pause, but when I explained to her that the present Pope was a well-meaning sort...

If at first you don’t succeed, try to eat a big lunch and take a nap…er wait, no… #badadvice

Accept that some days you’re the bug, and some days you’re going to be the windshield.

I don’t think I’d want Mickey Mouse pimping for me anyway.

Chyna Shepherd, untouched and alive and able to pee.