How can you think it’s cool when he calls you his bitch, but then get upset when he treats you like a dog?

To call you my critic is to call you my friend.

I may not be perfect, but God knows I’m trying . . . and God knowing should count for something.

When someone tells me “no,” it doesn’t mean I can’t do it, it simply means I can’t do it with them.

I’ve never, ever, ever — in my entire life — fought over a man. I’ve fought women who’ve hit me because of a man, but then I was fighting to bust her ass, not defend...

I’m not really crazy about all this tit-for-tat stuff. I’m always asked to be the one to first give up the tit.

It feels good to know that if I died tomorrow I would have absolutely no regrets about things I wanted to do in life but did not try.

I readily admit that I’m not, and have never been, big on forgiving. That doesn’t mean I will seek revenge – It just means I don’t forgive.

Stop spending so much time trying to prove what you already know to people who don’t really matter. It just makes you look insecure and lacking self-confidence.

Don’t be so defensive and afraid to be proven wrong that you miss the opportunity to learn from your mistakes.

Life it too short to deal with crazy people.

If every time you call him you simply get his voice mail, and every time he calls you he wants to come over and “chill” at your place — admit it; you’re just a jump-off.