The beautiful part about killing someone with an icicle is the murder weapon melts and then evaporates. And your assassination can be fruit flavored!

You are eating the sea, that’s it, only the sensation of a gulp of sea water has been wafted out of it by some sorcery, and you are on the verge of remembering you don’t...

Poor, darling fellow-he died of food. He was killed by the dinner table.

I’ll be busy for the next eight weeks, so let’s set this for November 15th.MENUI want lamb or venison steak. Baked potatoes with honey butter. Corn on the cob. Rolls. And apple pie, like the...

A crisp roast chicken would set the world aright.

Nine out of ten people agree, it was right and just to kill and eat that one guy. That’s love. That’s democracy. That’s a free dinner.

Some people smoked crack in alleyways. Franny ate chocolate. On the scale of things, it seemed entirely reasonable.

If you’re hungry, eat one of my new starvation pills. They taste like silence.

I’ve eaten cat food before. Of course, the menu listed it as “Chicken Lo Mein.

Social progress: for the same price as last year, I get a slimmer candy bar, less chips per bag, and I have to walk a little further to work, because to spend the same amount...

Chicken is Good! It tastes like chicken.

When money for food is scarce, I’ve got to start tightening my belt. And if I keep getting skinnier from not eating, I’ll have to tighten my belt even further.

This is the crepe. This is the cider. This is how we live and eat.

Though their life was modest, they believed in eating well.

A block of blood should not have the word “cake” after it…they might as well say “shite gateau

That’s how it is for us servants. No one pays you much heed; mostly you’re invisible as furniture. Yet you overhear a conversation here, and add a little gossip there. A writing desk lies open...

You may feel that you have eaten too much…But this pastry is likefeathers – it is like snow. It is in fact good for you, a digestive!

Nebylo tu nic pořádného k snědku, bylo to jenom velké akvárium, jehož stěny tvořily místo skleněných tabulí ze dvou stran břehy, dole písek, a nahoře nebe. A kolem dokola kvetly pomněnky a říkali vzpomínej.

On cheap tippers:”Don’t take it personally; they were deprived somehow as children.On low-fat entrees: “They sell well enough, but nobody’s too happy after the meal.

I love the phrase “I have a sweet tooth.” I always want to say, “You’re ordering it for your tooth? That’s interesting, because it’s going straight to your butt. I think your butt owed your...

not every breakfast needs to be something worthy of posting to a food blog. Sometimes food is simply fuel, something we eat to live. But with TV ads and billboards and in-store displays saying otherwise—in...

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment.

we ask for too much salvation by legislation. All we need to do is empower individuals with the right philosophy and the right information to opt out en masse. (quoting Joel Salatin)

A growing body of research suggests that many of the health problems associated with eating beef are really problems with corn-fed beef.

Training is everything. The peach was once a bitter almond; cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.

The way I saw it, one of the single greatest advantages of being in a relationship was that you got to eat off the other person’s plate.

Food has been my career, my hobby, and, it must be said, my escape.

Don’t you have a machine that puts food into the mouth and pushes it down?

Get out of bed and feed me already, person!

Eating healthy is expensive. Not eating healthy is expensive. One dents your pocket. The other dents your health.

Mama operated under the assumption that I was eight years old and incapable of feeding myself. It was physically impossible for her to cross my threshold without some form of nourishment. She once offered me...

We don’t come to the table to fight or to defend. We don’t come to prove or to conquer, to draw lines in the sand or to stir up trouble. We come to the table...

Complaining from lack of food doesn’t always affect my emotions. complaining from lack of knowledge, passion, creative ideas and happiness always does.

Managing perfect body weight is not a complicated rocket science. Our body is made up of food which we eat during our day to day life. If we are overweight or obese at the moment...

make-yourself-sick” diets, and I think that’s an appropriate moniker. You can also lose weight by undergoing chemotherapy or starting a heroin addiction, but I wouldn’t recommend those, either.

The first time you see something that you have never seen before, you almost always know right away if you should eat it or run away from it.

… education is the second food a parent can give a child.

It’s an extensive process. When we reach the second level, we can receive funding from the Paul Newman food line. About 46 area children went to a Hole in the Wall camp last year, those...

Eaters of Wonder BreadMust be underbred.So little to eat.Where’s the wheat?

D’yer see it? This finger, laddie, could send ye to meet yer Maker!”Sgt. Deisenburger stared at the black and purple nail a few inches from his face. As an offensive weapon it rated quite highly,...

To me, life without veal stock, pork fat, sausage, organ meat, demi-glace, or even stinky cheese is a life not worth living.

The global industrial food system holds an inherent contradiction. It is a major source of global warming pollution, and at the same time it is threatened by increasing climate chaos. This same food system currently...

One of the most radical and revolutionary things you can do is grow your own food and eat from the land.

Falling in love with humans is like walking into a pantry and realizing you’re trapped in it without Whip Cream, and Cherries.

The longer I think about a food industry organized around an animal that cannot reproduce itself without technical assistance, the more I mistrust it. Poultry, a significant part of the modern diet, is emblematic of...

You’re a wrestler, right, Jake?” Dad asked, passing Jake more saag. My parents were in an Indian food phase. The evening’s entree consisted of limp spinach. God forbid we’d throw a few burgers on the...

That´s the problem with planning a late night supper after the opera, not only does the hero or the heroine die singing, but you end up famished after the last notes of the finale.

Kula sana ni kujichimbia kaburi kwa meno yako mwenyewe.

Neighbours complaining about someone’s dog making an awful racket. You could hardly blame the poor beast, its owner had died in her bed at least a fortnight before and there hadn’t been much left of...

…there’s never a garden in all the parish but what there’s endless waste in it for want o’ somebody as could use everything up. It’s what I think to myself sometimes, as there need nobody...