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Butter yo shit.

—Hannah Hart

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ButterCookingWisdom
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I was just teasing,” I say. “I myself don’t like to eat plain butter, but hey, it’s a free world.

—Lauren Myracle

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ButterFreeHumor
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We made love like two sticks of butter melting in the snow. I mean freezing.

—Jarod Kintz

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ButterFreezingHumor
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Her corset was long, with a busk of steel; her waist, as I think I have said, was narrow: the kind of waist the doctors speak against, that gives a girl an illness. Her crinoline...

—Sarah Waters

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AdmirationAdmiringButter
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I painted my walls yellow, with melted butter, because I recently discovered that I had a popcorn ceiling. It’s this kind of reasoning that leads me to think I might make a great politician. Vote...

—Jarod Kintz

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AbsurdButterHumor
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I like bread, and I like butter – but I like bread with butter best.

—Sarah Weiner

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BreadButterFood
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I need love. Here’s a list of other things I need: eggs, butter, flour, and sugar. I’m making a cake for the woman I love—and another one for my lover.

—Jarod Kintz

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ButterCakeEggs
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For most of us a job is bread and butter and for most of others its just bread and butter.

—Aniruddha Sastikar

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BreadButterJob
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My bed’s comforter is yellow. It has to be to hide all the melted butter stains. I make love like microwave popcorn—only in half the time!

—Jarod Kintz

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AbsurdBedButter
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He would never need a knife to spread a pat of butter on his toast. That smile would quickly melt it.

—Dean Koontz

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ButterCharismaCharm
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She made my heart melt, like butter. I loved her over a juicy corn on the cob.

—Jarod Kintz

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ButterCornCorn-On-The-Cob
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full English breakfast,” which consisted of tea, orange juice, cookies, oatmeal, granola, berries, bananas, croissants, grapes, pineapples, prunes, yogurt, five kinds of cold cereal, eggs, hash browns, back bacon, sausage, smoked salmon, tomatoes, mushrooms, beans,...

—Jared Brock

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Back-BaconBananasBeans
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He recovered quickly, reaching out to touch a few outstretched hands, melting the front row of girls like one long stick of butter as he moved closer toward me.

—Emme Rollins

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AlphaAlpha-HeroesAlpha-Male
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I shouldn’t think even millionaires could eat anything nicer than new bread and real butter and honey for tea.

—Dodie Smith

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ButterHoneyMillionaires
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Friendship is like putting butter on your socks before you slide them on. Sure, we all do it occasionally, but most of us would rather eat breakfast bare-handed at least once in a while.

—Jarod Kintz

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BreakfastButterFood
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I always bring a stick of butter to a knife fight.

—Jarod Kintz

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AbsurdButterFight
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I don’t need a steak knife to cut my meat. That’s why karate chops were created. I’m like a butter knife, only slightly less deadly. But I’m great with bagels—and disobedient old people.

—Jarod Kintz

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AgeBagelsButter
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Don’t feed your body and keep your spirit starving. Butter bread for your body and living bread for your spirit. Read the Bible every day and keep your spirit away from hunger.

—Israelmore Ayivor

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BibleBody-SoulBread
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When you carry a gun, everything starts looking like a sword. If you pass the butter too quickly, I’m likely to shoot you. But even if you attack me, we can still be lovers.

—Jarod Kintz

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AbsurdAttackButter
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The truth is I did try to stab him. I tried to stab him with a butter knife. Why? Because it seemed deadlier than trying to stab him with a melting stick of butter.

—Jarod Kintz

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Attempted-MurderButterDeadly
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Some kinds of misery make you hate the world, but some kinds make you hate yourself, and–butter and cheese not withstanding–Neve had no question that Spear was the latter.

—Laini Taylor

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