TV cookery is very like internet porn – the overwhelming majority of its audience will never ever get to act out what’s happening on screen.

,Cómo puede uno comer cuando el corazón está ocupado?

I can tell by the look on Hagin’s face that he had eaten some of my food. It is amazing those boys aren’t fat.

When you’re feeding the second coachload of tourists that day you aren’t thinking about the birthday party for fifty next week.

Without pushing an agenda (okay, maybe I’ve pushed a bit), I’ve spread a little veganism wherever I’ve gone. I’ve become friends with chefs at the meatiest restaurants you can imagine, and shown them a few...

If only the know-how could be equalled by the will-to-serve, by compassion for human suffering cause by hunger and deficiency diseases, there is no reason why fully balanced diets consisting largely of plant-foods should not...

But the food was great, … Our chef was doing a fantastic job.

If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee.

Since the earthquake struck in October, these helicopters have been crucial in transporting food and non-food items, like medicine and warm clothing and they have helped to prevent many deaths.

We don’t discuss anything anyway. Unless it appears on Patrick’s official breakfast-time agenda. And that consists mainly of food. Minutes of the last meal and proposals for the next.

By 2030, says the UN Food and Agriculture Organization, fish farming will dominate fish supplies. Given how wrong the FAO has been in the past–saying catches were going up when, in fact, they were going...

I think this goat must have been fed on old boots,’ Stubble complained as he chewed the last scraps of flesh from the bones littering his stew.

Thanks cows. I appreciate your tastiness.

Pesa ni ya muhimu kwa sababu ya mahitaji ya lazima ya wanadamu kama vile chakula, maji, malazi, elimu, usafi, mavazi, na afya, lakini ni ya maana kwa sababu ya wanawake.

It’s salt. Why don’t you sprinkle some on me, honey? Aren’t I just good enough to eat?

Food is everything. It provides energy and strength to the elemental self;With knowing self; evolving side by side.

I’d rather fake my own fog, than fake a steamy love scene. Can I interest you in some mist? It’s homemade.

Grow a garden. When there’s a food shortage in the future, you’ll need it. And when people try to steal your food and you shoot them, you’ll also need a good place to hide the...

I had some Mexican for dinner. Who knew cannibalism could be so tasty?

It is well to remember that the stomach governs the world,” wrote Churchill when planning the feeding of his troops on the north-west Indian frontier at the tail-end of the nineteenth century.

You can do without sleep or without food, but not without both and sleep wasn’t an option.

It’s simple: Women who pick at their food hate sex. Women who suck the meat off of lobster claws, order (and finish) dessert- these are the women who are going to rip your clothes off...

My mother-in-law scared the hell out of me. But it’s cool, because the stench of Satan reminds me of her anyways. Hungry? Deviled eggs anyone?

I consume knowledge like food. I prefer learning about fruits and vegetables.

My meat smells like cat food. Makes me want to lick my own asshole.

You made me dinner, so I made myself vomit—twice. Once to clear some room in my full stomach so I could eat, and the second time as an expression of what I thought about your...

Your fork is my shovel. I eat real estate and I drink coffee.

I’d like to open a restaurant. Would you eat at a place called Filthy’s? The name would be better than the food, which in turn would be better than the service.

True love is rare, like a good steak. Help me cut it up.

Someday we shall look back on this dark era of agriculture and shake our heads. How could we have ever believed that it was a good idea to grow our food with poisons?

There are some who are still weak in faith, who ought to be instructed, and who would gladly believe as we do. But their ignorance prevents them…we must bear patiently with these people and not...

… han lå ute om natten og spiste intet uten som litt multebær som hans bærer sanket i sin lue. Den fjerde dag lot Mack Svend vægter og en mand med ham gå ut i...

Either I protect my friends and lie low until the fight for Radiasure is over, or I put everyone in harm’s way and make sure that horrible drug never gets made again. Maybe if I...

There is no good word for stomach; just as there is no good word for girlfriend. Stomach is to girlfriend as belly is to lover, and as abdomen is to consort, and as middle is...

Leggo my Eggo!

We generally accept that it’s natural for carnivorous wild animals to kill other animals in order to live. But people don’t often think (or even know) about the extraordinary and unnatural suffering that humans inflict...

Life is too short not to eat raw and it’s even shorter if you don’t.

Red onions are especially divine. I hold a slice up to the sunlight pouring in through the kitchen window, and it glows like a fine piece of antique glass. Cool watery-white with layers delicately edged...

[There’s a] point where you have to leave the dough alone. It’s silly to anthropomorphize bread, but I love the fact that it needs to sit quietly, to retreat from touch and noise and drama,...

Sooner or later your fingers close on that one moist-cold spud that the spade has accidentally sliced clean through, shining wetly white and giving off the most unearthly of earthly aromas. It’s the smell of...

Food safety oversight is largely, but not exclusively, divided between two agencies, the FDA and the USDA. The USDA mostly oversees meat and poultry; the FDA mostly handles everything else, including pet food and animal...

He was chugging brown pop from a can Jack had handed him while he stuffed nacho cheese Doritos in his face. I was glad to see he looked lots better, almost completely like himself, which...

The only real stumbling block is fear of failure. In cooking you’ve got to have a what-the-hell attitude.

Despite her unrepentant aversion to Italian food, which her husband put down to her nation’s historic distrust of Italy, she suddenly declared: “All I want in life is to be able to get a take-away...

Especially in Asia we are too small in food,

Civilization transformed man from a food gatherer to a gatherer of pieces of paper: diplomas, employment contracts, money, etc.

Every now and then, I’ll run into someone who claims not to like chocolate, and while we live in a country where everyone has the right to eat what they want, I want to say...

(During the late spring and summer) grass seeds, green shoots and insects are a major food source for turkeys.

Pull up a chair. Take a taste. Come join us. Life is so endlessly delicious.

On need of supplement & vitamins- “If you eat a balanced diet you get all the vitamins and minerals you need and you don’t need any supplement and overdosing can actually be more harmful.