Valkyrie made a face. “Bloody vampires.”Ryan sat forward. “That was a vampire? That guy who looked like an accountant?””We don’t talk about vampires,” Skulduggery warned.”But it was daytime. How could he have been out during...

Adeline was really rather charming, she always had a man in her life, but it never worked out: either they were nice but she didn’t find them very exciting; or they were exciting but she...

I’m only saying what you won’t. He’s a hunk, admit it. A tall, dark, exotic hunk who wants to bed you, and you must be a fucking nun, because it’s been three weeks since you...

But, really, are there any guys out there who aren’t jerks? I don’t even know any grown-up men who aren’t jerks.

Lesson learned: If a guy tells you you’re his second choice, don’t make him your first.

I get that. For you, it’s more than following a bunch of rules—no sex, no booze, no swear words, pray every night and twice on Sunday.

I’ll never be able to give you smart answers about why we suffer, but I can come into your world and try to be some kind of help to you.

One of her secret fantasies had been that, as a girl who could code, she would work in the one place where a geeky fat girl could get dates. It had not been entirely untrue....

love either happens or it doesn’t; there is no twice, thrice or more to it; it just happens once, only once.

I figure we go through things that make us stronger, but we also go through things that just simply piss us off.

There is a correlation between the number of days since a man last had sex, and, the number of things that he is willing to do for a woman.

A humanitarian seldom makes a good lover. For a lover’s world revolves around their lover, while a humanitarian’s world revolves around the world.

Marriage and dating are man-made ideologies; if having a lover was a prerequisite to living, we’d all be born in pairs; as couples.

Everyone isn’t going to embrace your value, but that doesn’t mean you need to go and change your price.

And sometimes both of them forgot that what they were undergoing amid the clink of cutlery and crockery was a mutual interview that might decide whether or not they would own a common set of...

Stop looking for your better half! You need to be whole to attract your better whole, if you expect to have a flourishing relationship.

Dignity will only happen when you realize that having someone in your life doesn’t validate your worth.

Yeah, the execution

If it’s me who loves you, you’ll know, as I will tell it you in my own words.

That’s how it’s been for us. It’s been unbelievable. We’ve literally won and lost for 19 straight games (dating to last season). The good news is last year I would have died for that. The...

Until you start building your brand don’t start searching for a bride

Netiquette is overdelicate because kids use the internet. Adult content forms are triplicate, ASL.

So that’s how we end up helping Aviva pick out a male escort. Even Darcy is impressed with Eugene’s organization; each profile in the boy binder has two pictures, a head shot and a full-body...

It was Valentine’s Day and I had spent the day in bed with my life partner, Ketel One. The two of us watched a romance movie marathon on TBS Superstation that made me wonder how...

Speed dating is great, because when that bell rings, I drool like Pavlov’s dog.

She asked me if I was seeing anybody else, and I said, No, the other woman is invisible.

You never know what you’re going to get with a pinball game,” John said. “It’s a lot like life. You can’t control it, so you have to just roll with it and do the best...

Nothing changes if nothing changes

Even seasonal situations can bring with them lessons that last a lifetime. If the love doesn’t last, it prepares you for the one that will.

J: You will not believe what Mom is doing.M: Ballroom dancing lessons? Hot-air balloon classes?

I thought back to Meg’s advice about Hemingway sentences—simple declarative statements that showed the truth and distilled the meaning. My first attempt at that had been cynical and messed up. I gave it a go...

He’d had to fold his long legs into his desk. His boots had seen better days, and his jeans unraveled in a curiously irresistible way at the bottom. He didn’t look like anyone I’d ever...

Don’t you think it’s a bad sign that your best argument for your beau is that nothing has been proved in court?

There are three possible parts to a date, of which at least two must be offered: entertainment, food, and affection. It is customary to begin a series of dates with a great deal of entertainment,...

This catch-22 happens a lot to men. A man can sense that a woman wants to know if he loves her. He doesn’t want to share those feelings because, if he does, she will expect...

Some marry because they are in love. Others marry to have sex … without the guilt.

When you lose a friend or a lover, those who remain in your life gain (more of your attention).

What’s the point of changing who you are in order to impress a woman, when your intention is to return to who you were, a person she was never attracted to in the first place?

The Suitors Ball is fast approaching and it’s a nasty reminder that my suitor will be chosen shortly. I feel sorry for the poor unfortunate guy, whichever one of them it happens to be.

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Im looking for a girl who’s fun to be around.

Don’t become a grumpy old dater! Life ids for living, laughing and loving!Stop searching, start finding!

Being pursued, while easy, is purposeful. Intentional. Deliberate. It’s not about getting a guy’s attention–it’s a process of ensuring that he’s “the one.” Of all the men holding glass slippers, he has to be your...

All those men who end up disappointing you. After a while, you don’t even want to have feelings anymore. You just want to get on with your life.

It was a typical downtown male mix. Ten percent Wall Street, ten percent real estate, and ten percent Samantha had already slept with. [Carrie]

We’re in an a bit of an awkward situation. When the institution of marriage first came about, people commonly got married at around the same age that they began to develop feelings for the opposite...

My ex girlfriend, she gave great log cabin. But she couldn’t write a speech like Lincoln. So I grew a beard and broke up with her.

I think I’m going to cut down on my dating,’ Annie said. ‘I used to need a lot of attention. You know, to make up for that empty feeling inside. But boys aren’t always the...

12 million Gertrudes agree—their name isn’t Gertrude. I know, because I asked them out to coffee, and only one responded. She said yes to coffee—and no to me.

You cannot enjoy true love in relationship if you don’t add honest flavours to it. You can genuinely maintain what you can sincerely entertain!