Jane: “Missy was not so subtly reminding me that she had done something nice for me and here i was being rude when all she was asking me to do was attend a nice party....

What is it like when you lose someone you love?” Jane asked. “You die, too. And you wait around for your body to catch up.

Aunt Jettie: “yes, i’m wandering the earth seeking revenge on ben & jerry for giving me the fat a$$ and coronary & I give out love advice to the tragically lonely.”jane: “Is that an ironic...

I would say anything is possible on ‘Jane the Virgin.’

I look like Barbara Bush in drag.” Aunt Jettie

You’re never safe in ‘Jane the Virgin;’ that’s what I’ll say. You’re never safe on a telenovela, that’s for darn sure, and you’re never safe on ‘Jane the Virgin.’

Crushed again!

She was breathtaking in her beauty and her human spirit, he thought, unable to speak as he gazed upon her. Hers was the sort that would not fade or grow jaded with time and years,...

J: You will not believe what Mom is doing.M: Ballroom dancing lessons? Hot-air balloon classes?

Me, Tarzan. You, Jane. I kill bad guy. Beat chest. Tarzan howl.

Jane, you are my confidante, my helpmate, my friend. My lover. You are everything the word wife means to me. In my heart, we are wed. In my soul, you are mine.

We bask in the scent of cinnamon beforeMom puts a scone her plate.’His name is Rich,’ she says.I select a scone too.’I like a man with an adjective for a name.

What are you doing?” “Ya!” said Jane, whirling around, her hands held up menacingly. It was Mr. Nobley with coat, hat, and cane, watching her with wide eyes. Jane took several quick (but oh so...

Tell you what, you let me go, and I’ll ask you plenty of questions about your race. Until then, I’m slightly distracted with how this little vacation on the good ship Holy Sh*t is going...

Life goes on, and deadlines arrive,even when it seems the world should stopout of respect for a shattered self-esteem.

Oh! you are a great deal too apt, you know, to like people in general. You never see fault in any body. All the world are good and agreeable in your eyes. I never heard...

And if you couldn’t be loved, the next best thing was to be let alone.

It would be most right, and most wise, and, therefore must involve least suffering.

You make me want to suck a bruise on you just to kiss it better.–Luc to Jane–

I never saw quite so wretched an example of what a sea-faring life can do: but to a degree, I know it is the same with them all; they are all knocked about, and exposed...

Wisdom bought with a tremendous price, Jane. You know what William and I suffered. I suppose the benefit to our tumultuous courtship was the trial-by-fire aspect of it all.We learned our lessons via grievous methods,...

Reader, I married him. A quiet wedding we had: he and I, the parson and clerk, were alone present.

Jane: “Look, Dave Chandler left me on the ninth floor of our university research library without my panties after we lost our virginity together. He never called me again and actually turned on his heel...

HappinessThere’s just no accounting for happiness,or the way it turns up like a prodigalwho comes back to the dust at your feethaving squandered a fortune far away.And how can you not forgive?You make a feast...