My hobbies include rubbing my nipples across a cheese grater, meeting cat ladies on Tinder, and voting for either Democrat or Republican every four years. You could say I am a torture enthusiast.

Dating is like a game. If someone feels like they have won us over too easily, they won’t see our value and will go elsewhere to find something they have to work a little bit...

I know some women go in for excitement and danger. It must make them feel more alive. It’s my professional judgment that you’re a dangerous man.

In an attempt to help me move on from my failed marriage, my mom set me up with Jesus Freak. In fact, the stoner hadn’t even finished moving out when she told me not to...

Every moment of our lives we make choices. Most we don’t even know we’re making, they’re so dull or routine or automatic. Some are beyond explanation—like my mom choosing Wyatt’s memory over Dad and me.

Promise?” Well, that genie’s out of the bottle and there’s no stuffing her back in.

Nobody special had come around to replace Duane, and she was moping, going to bed alone every night with a box of Velveeta and a fork.

Dating a man is like flying a kite. You only need to know when to wind up the string or let it out.

My non-negotiable list remains short. I want a man who loves God, others and me. That’s it. If he loves God, he will be kind and respectful and thoughtful. If he loves others, he will...

Homophobia is the ignorant and arrogant assumption that copulation and reproduction is all there is to a relationship.

When a dreamer loses his lover, his dream profits. (Unless, of course, the lover was the dreamer’s dream.)

It’s a date, not a duty

Ignoring your intuition telling you this person is not for you will likely lead to more time wasted and more disappointments along the way.

Basch: So why don’t you ask her out?The Runt: I’m scared she wouldn’t like me and say no.-So what? What have you got to lose?-The possibility -if she says no- that she might have said...

Relationships are not additive, but multiplicative because you connect with his/her childhood experiences, past relationships, thoughts on money and more.

The more you talk about it, rehash it, rethink it, cross analyze it, debate it, respond to it, get paranoid about it, compete with it, complain about it, immortalize it, cry over it, kick it,...