Good thing you don’t own a mirror, Mr. Mirrorless, or you’d see how ugly you are. -What makes you think I don’t own a mirror? Every face that ever looks at me tells me that...

God gave man the strength to conquer the world, but God gave woman a vagina to conquer man

No wonder male religious leaders so often say that humans were born in sin—because we were born to female creatures. Only by obeying the rules of the patriarchy can we be reborn through men. No...

There are men who wants only the woman; such are tagged, ‘real men’, and there are ones who want only their bodies; such are tagged, ‘fake men’, and there are others who wants neither the...

A wink and a smirk walk into a bar, and the bartender asked them what they were drinking, when all of the sudden a mustache in a cowboy hat riding a vagina runs through the...

Seduced her? Every time I turned round she was up a library ladder. In the end I gave in. That reminds me—I spotted something between her legs that made me think of you.

I didn’t hear words that were accurate, much less prideful. For example, I never once heard the word clitoris. It would be years before I learned that females possessed the only organ in the human...

A salary is, to a man’s employer, what his wife’s vagina is to his wife: a tool used to (1) reward; and (2) control him.

Why aren’t any cars shaped like vaginas? More people would probably wear them on their feet while they run.

I’m only saying what you won’t. He’s a hunk, admit it. A tall, dark, exotic hunk who wants to bed you, and you must be a fucking nun, because it’s been three weeks since you...

John [the father] kept saying, “You have a penis. That means you’re a boy.” One day, Shannon noticed that her son had been in the bathroom an awfully long time and pushed the door open....

An educated woman is seen as a human being with a vagina. An uneducated woman is seen as a vagina with a human being.

Don’t expect my hand to extend out of her vagina and accept the charity of strangers.

Men are from vaginas, and women are from women.

Larry Bird looks like a bird, and Johnny Vagina looks like—hey, what is that in the sky?

Whilst lovers: to control her man, a woman uses (the man’s access to) her vagina. When ex-lovers: she uses (the man’s access to) their kids.

Can you tell by where my eyes are looking what I’m thinking? Hint: I’m staring directly at your vagina.

A vagina is a door to a new world,” I thought as I grabbed the handle and gave it a turn.

I suppose Orafoura was right about the vagina. It is such a wonderful spot to vacation. I’d recommend taking the whole family.

Assuming that all ‘unschooled’ people to lack education is akin to assuming that a salary is the only means to make money, or, that a vagina or a penis is the only source of an...

Too bad my car key won’t start my house. And to answer your unasked question, no you can’t use my toaster like a dual vagina. At least not for the two-for-one price. That price only...

My favorite snack is vagina. The only thing I hate is unwrapping all that saran wrap.

Don’t demean what I know is one of your favorite body parts.

private parts” private.

A vagina is not like a car door, no matter how hard you slam it. That’s why I prefer to drive Jeeps.

Why can’t we just buy him a book?

The heart is capable of sacrifice. So is the vagina. The heart is able to forgive and repair. It can change it’s shape to let us in. It can expand to let us out. So...

When a man’s bank balance becomes too small, his woman flees. For a man to do the same, his woman’s body — or vagina — has to do the opposite.

Her vagina feels like home, while her sister’s vagina feels like a hotel room. I should ask for a late checkout.

That place I’m talking about ain’t nothing but a bloody slit in this world of His. But everybody wants to rule over it. It ain’t for the white man to rule. Ain’t for any man...

I was worried about my own vagina. It needed a context of other vaginas– a community, a culture of vaginas. There’s so much darkness and secrecy surrounding them– like the Bermunda Triangle.

All civilized wo/men are prostitutes: Some sell what’s between their legs; the rest sell what’s between their ears.

With women, there is no sexual mystery—a vagina is a vagina. But with men, a woman’s got to wonder, is his penis small, medium, or Orafoura?

If a woman’s vagina was hell fire, then alot of sex maniacs would prefer to spend their eternity in hell.

The clitoris is pure in purpose. It is the only organ in the body designed purely for pleasure.

A vagina is an uneducated woman’s diploma.

Is that how you get propositioned at the court? ‘Mylady, would you be so kind as to allow me to put my manhood in your vagina’?

Whether you studied sexology or not, nobody will teach you how to screw, nobody will point to your vagina and say, hey that’s where you pee and bonk! And nobody will say, hey, your penis...

Discipline your sexuality for it has the proclivity to cause a productivity that can influence now and posterity.

For a guy, nothing is sexier than a girl who craves his little guy and can’t keep her hands off of it… because this is exactly the way he feels about your ladyparts whether he’s...

Moving from phonetics to etymology, ‘vagina’ originates from a word meaning sheath for a sword. Ain’t got no vagina.

If any woman opens her legs for you, don’t feel so lucky to be fed with nonsense, she has been a bitch for a long time, and now its your own turn to get a...