“My body is my own,” I said. “I may choose to share it with someone, but it’s not for sale or for hire, nor is it a reward. I’d rather starve to death than use...

Is that how you get propositioned at the court? ‘Mylady, would you be so kind as to allow me to put my manhood in your vagina’?

You’re so… You’re too… You’re…” He faltered, then took a deep breath. “I have no words for you, Sita. You leave me speechless.”I smiled and pinched his buttock so he twitched. “Speechless? Gods, I’ve broken...

I’m a hobbit!