This, I believe, is the appropriate image of human intercourse — appropriate because it recognizes the qualities, the diversities, and the proper relationships of human utterances. As civilized human beings, we are the inheritors, neither...

If any woman opens her legs for you, don’t feel so lucky to be fed with nonsense, she has been a bitch for a long time, and now its your own turn to get a...

I melted and I’m just coming back into myself.

Carnal embrace is the practice of throwing one’s arms around a side of beef.

Don’t run around looking for someone who can sexually satisfy you, run around and look for the book which will intellectually satisfy you.

Sex doesn’t satisfy for a lifetime, the more you have it, the more you want it. And the more you have it, the more you die out.

The way to a woman’s heart might best be reached via a short cut.

Thinking about the bed leaves you horny, but thinking beyond the bed gives you honor, freedom and wisdom.

Mother said, haven’t you seen older boys of your age, that you should take your rotten hands and play with my son’s penis? I held my mouth, and i really stiffled a giggle. Now i...

It’s time to make love, douse the glim; The fireflies twinkle and dim; The stars lean together Like birds of a feather, And the loin lies down with the limb.

A man is not for you when all he knows is to slam your back on the bed and ram into you like a wild fool. The interested ones are the ones so interested that...

If you are aware of the kind of hunger, regrets and frustrations that follows rumpy pumpy, you would stir clear from hanky panky.

I had a dream about you. You wore all yellow and I wore all blue, and together we were trying to make the world a little greener. Not through sex, as I wanted, but through...

A man’s love for a woman is not defined by his availability in bed, but by every ingredient he adds to improve the taste of the relationship.

There is a correlation between the number of days since a man last had sex, and, the number of things that he is willing to do for a woman.

I once saw two endangered species about to have sex, but I had to put a stop to it because I suspected one of them of being a prostitute.

To all ladies who like offering sex to a man in the first few weeks of dating, this is what happens: Once he penetrates you, he will start seeing invisible spots on your face, which...

When coming to sex: First served, first come.

Please give it up. Fear it no less than the sensual passion, because it, too, may take up all your time and deprive you of your health, peace of mind and happiness in life.[Having himself...

If a woman’s vagina was hell fire, then alot of sex maniacs would prefer to spend their eternity in hell.

We ought to punish pitilessly that shameful pretence of friendly intercourse. I like a man to be a man, and to show on all occasions the bottom of his heart in his discourse. Let that...

Do not try the parallels in that way: I know that way all along. I have measured that bottomless night, and all the light and all the joy of my life went out there.[Having himself...

Whether you studied sexology or not, nobody will teach you how to screw, nobody will point to your vagina and say, hey that’s where you pee and bonk! And nobody will say, hey, your penis...

No sane person resists the smell of the soil when sprinkled with water,Especially the smell of the intercourse between earth and rain.

I’m sexually attracted to statues made out of decomposing food. Is it normal to be hungry during intercourse?

Take off your damned wrapper! The old buffer ordered, looking intensely at her lower part. Comfort was on her knees, rubbing the old man’s dirty feet. All her plea and tears continually worsen the whole...

Dancing is the normal prelude to intercourse

You don’t just flirt with disaster, you have intercourse with it.

I have come to realize that my stupid gestures excites women alot, and if I’m really stupid, i will dare to take them to bed and excite them even more.

Holy Mother we do believe,That without sin Thou didst conceive;May we now in Thee believing,Also sin without conceiving.

Romance begins upstairs, then culminates downstairs.

The orgasm has replaced the Cross as the focus of longing and the image of fulfillment.

Once you are defiled, you can’t get back your purity by any means, instead, you will only look for ways to be defiled over and over again.

Men who are in prison for rape think it’s the dumbest thing that ever happened… it’s isn’t just a miscarriage of justice; they were put in jail for something very little different from what most...

Seduced her? Every time I turned round she was up a library ladder. In the end I gave in. That reminds me—I spotted something between her legs that made me think of you.