When you have a good stock, you can make a good soup.
There are whiskers in my soup, and my spoon smells like my cat’s ass.
I never feel more useful than when I’m making my kids a bowl of soup.
One bachelor is an irritation. Ten thousand bachelors are a war.
If a cook can’t make soup between two and seven, she can’t make it in a week.
That’s one thing I get neurotic about: I need my soup to be crazy hot.
Birthday Soup is good to eat, but not as good as Birthday Cake.
Noise soup. I just made it. Taste it with your ears.
I drink coffee with a spoon. It’s like soup, only less sleepy.