I’m interested in women as a whole, not simply as three holes.

The smell of sex always reminds me of summer youth camps growing up.

I made love to a woman on a boat once. It was still on the showroom floor, but the way I rocked it made it feel like the ocean. Ah, but that’s life, no?

Sometimes my thoughts are too slimy for my brain, and they come shooting out of my penis. They are life-changing thoughts, so I’d recommend taking them deep inside of you.

My bed’s comforter is yellow. It has to be to hide all the melted butter stains. I make love like microwave popcorn—only in half the time!

Life goal: Swim in a lake full of soup, and instead of bathing suits we’ll wear Ziploc bags while we make love like we’re feeding the homeless.

I saw some kids at an elementary school, and I thought, I wonder if those kids are mine? Any of them—or all of them. It’s possible, because I love making love.

Why can’t car washes be giant waterslides for cars? Speaking of fun, why can’t sex be fun, rather than something you begrudgingly pay for, like taxes.

With women, there is no sexual mystery—a vagina is a vagina. But with men, a woman’s got to wonder, is his penis small, medium, or Orafoura?

Every men wanted to be his friend and every woman wanted to be in his bed

Yes, he knows how to build a fire, but I know how to inflame a cunt.

Wine?” I asked, ready to order.”I’d rather have Sex on the Beach.” He winked at me with a devilish grin.

I looked at him like a stranger, someone I’d never seen before, and he looked at me like I’d been lost to him for a thousand years and finally found.

Todavía siento que en muchos ámbitos de nuestra sociedad, si no eres santa y sumisa, si protestas, reivindicas, si molestas y te revelas, te señalan indicando que eres conflictiva, que eres peligrosa. (…) Ser feminisita...

When a small night-lamp alone illuminated our love-making, it became a very small, circular room which silently passed through nights humming with stars.

But there was so much todo: cigarettes to smoke, sex to have, swings to swing on. I’ll have more time for reading when I’m old and boring.

I know we planned to walk down to Schubert’s for burgers, but can we go upstairs first?’ She raised her eyebrows. ‘What for?’ ‘Because I need to be inside you. Like…now.

There’s always something or someone to do.”But don’t you ever find it too much work, Howard?’ asks Flora, ‘All this dressing and undressing, all these undistinguished climaxes, all this chasing for more of the same,...

I’m sure you can manage from here”, and without a further word, he walked out of her room, then let himself out of her flat.

A vibrator can last all night, too, vampire! – Denise

Who cares about my cock? It’ll fend for itself.

The most important experiences of a man are those which take him to his or her limit.To learn beyond that, one needs to accumulate all the courage and expand his limits.Sex, pain and love are...

No doubt he’d been with Heidi until all hours of the morning. He knew where she stood about sex, condoms, his future, Heidi’s … bringing it up now would only exacerbate an already prickly situation.”Nothing...

Hey, you’re the one who can’t stand me being so close to you.

Yes, it’s a well-known fact about you: you’re like death, you take everything.

You take a dick and you get it wet and then you put it someplace tight—

Sex parties, alcohol and drugs lost their appeal to Sven after a while. Music never did, in his continual search for that sober connection–intimacy with one person over a long period of time, as opposed...

There can be as much joy of giving pleasure as to receive it.

The truth about porn. Men do not watch porn and fantasize over the women in the videos, they fantasize about being wanted like the women in the videos are pretending to want their partner. If...

One day she was going to be found dead mid-hump on a polyurethane phallus

In the apocalyptic environment that is Los Angeles on fire, we should all be making a point to have a lot of sex, but no one seems particularly motivated. They need leaders, and sadly I...

Sex is a commitment…Once you’re there you can’t go back to holding hands…and when you give yourself both mentally and physically…well, you’re completely vulnerable.

We’re Sex Pistols, we ain’t fake.

Cirocco liked space, reading, and sex, not necessarily in that order. She had never been able to satisfactorily combine all three, but two was not bad.

Do I look like I want to be eaten alive after sex?

For the first time she called it sex. With no time or desire to analyze her words, he shook off an unidentifiable hollow sensation forming in his middle.

Good sex requires further exposure than simply removing one’s clothes. And as for a good relationship? Ah! For this one must be prepared to reveal even more.” — André Chevalier

BOLLOXIMIAN:My pleasures for new cunts I will uphold,And have reserves of kindness for the old.I grant in absence dildo may be usedWith milk of goats, when once our seed’s infused.My prick no more to bald...

There is no shame in darkness.

For the duration of his erection: To a horny man, all women are the most beautiful woman in the world.

Homophobia is the ignorant and arrogant assumption that copulation and reproduction is all there is to a relationship.

Treating a person as a means to an end, and an end moreover which in this case is pleasure, the maximization of pleasure, will always stand in the way of love.

We made love, and then she threw up.

That’s precisely what’s so extraordinary about you, you enjoy giving pleasure. Offering your body as an object of pleasure, giving pleasure unselfishly: that’s what Westerners don’t know how to do any more. They’ve completely lost...

We, men, who work hard to get somewhere in life, to make something of ourselves in life, to mean something to someone, to have what our ancestors never had…..We, men, who toil for a name,...

We made love outdoors—without a roof, I like most, without stove, my favorite place, assuming the weather be fair and balmy, and the earth beneath be clean. Our souls intertwined and dripping with dew, and...

Sex is the power of the soul.

Pagans earn their reputations for relaxed sexual mores, often in rebellion from the repression of their religions during adolescence. At a Pagan festival, one need only lower one’s guard to be offered sex under the...

Sex is the alpha and enlightenment is the omega. Sex is the first step of the spiritual journey, and enlightenment is the last step of the spiritual journey.

I don’t know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.