Lying is the most fun a woman can have without taking her clothes off.

On the one hand, Gramma and Grampar never mentioned sex at all. They must have done it, or they wouldn’t have had Auntie Teg and my mother, but I don’t think they did it more...

All my life I wanted to go to bed with an American, and now I had, and I’m beginning to see why people don’t do it more often.

In defense of geeks,” Justine said, “they’re great in bed. They fantasize a lot, so they’re really creative. And they love to play with gadgets.

I’ts better with the right hand than with the wrong girl

In Irena’s head the alcohol plays a double role: it frees her fantasy, encourages her boldness, makes her sensual, and at the same time it dims her memory. She makes love wildly, lasciviously, and at...

The function of muscle is to pull and not to push, except in the case of the genitals and the tongue.

Sex isn’t good unless it means something. It doesn’t necessarily need to mean “love” and it doesn’t necessarily need to happen in a relationship, but it does need to mean intimacy and connection…There exists a...

I always think the Sex Pistols and the Ramones as very, very important because they stripped things down.

I asked my interior designer to give me something appropriate for defiling virgins.

Well, everyone and their grandmother knows she’s stillbanging Charles after all these years —””Like a screen in a tornado. Sure.

Take off your damned wrapper! The old buffer ordered, looking intensely at her lower part. Comfort was on her knees, rubbing the old man’s dirty feet. All her plea and tears continually worsen the whole...

Sophie held the [hand]cuffs higher, hopint to instill some sense of shame, if not in him, then at least in herself. One look at him and she wanted him again. “I found them in the...

There are some forms of religion that are bad, just as there’s bad cooking or bad art or bad sex, you have bad religion too.

Sexuality, like creativity, is a gift from God.

Well I think people think sex is controversial. Not always, but certainly it’s something to be discussed.

It is true from early habit, one must make love mechanically as one swims; I was once very fond of both, but now as I never swim unless I tumble into the water, I don’t...

Condoms seemed to her inherently wicked. But they were also inherently funny. They were like rubber gloves with only one finger, and every time she saw one she had to be severe with herself or...

Well, what of it? If sex isn’t a joke, what is it

I participate in BDSM, but I wasn’t abused as a child. I don’t hate women, or particularly enjoy hurting women. Sometimes I make them feel pain, but it’s consensual, it serves a purpose—to get them...

I had a fucking standing ovation going on in my goddamn pants, and it was demanding an encore.

It is rude to tweet while having sex. However, it is not rude to have sex while tweeting.

A man’s sexual aim, he had often said to himself, is to convert a creature who is cool, dry, calm, articulate, independent, purposeful into a creature that is the opposite of these; to demonstrate to...

The Law of Diminishing Returns is true of everything in life, except sex, which seems endlessly repeatable with effect.

Nice guys finish but that’s what makes them good in bed.

… it nevertheless powerfully conveys the Arcadian dream of a great, cross- cultural brotherhood of buttsex, a pioneer porntopia where sodomy reigns supreme and there is no poison oak.

You cold or something?’ he said. She strained against him; she wanted to pass clear through him: ‘It’s a chill, it’s nothing’; and then, pushing a little away: ‘Say you love me.’I said it.’No, oh...

All right,” Mom said. She gave Samuel a stern look,”Now I don’t know what’s going on between you and my daughter and Adam Hauptman-“”Neither do we,” I mutteredSamuel grinned “We have it pretty well worked...

Sex…I enjoy it immensely

I am still of opinion that only two topics can be of the least interest to a serious and studious mood – sex and the dead.

Dancing is the normal prelude to intercourse

Either a municipal bog is a private place or it isn’t. If it is a private place in which to shit, how is it not a private place in which to fellate?

V-as povesti despre penisul meu, dar ar fi o poveste lunga.

Remember, changing someone’s hang-ups is an easier task if stays in the realm of sex because the carrot at the end of this trip is—SEX! It’s not so easy to change other aspects of a...

I want to have a record of your nudity in one of my works of art.”~Larsson TIGER

If he doesn’t want your heart. He doesn’t deserve your body. Don’t neglect your SELF-RESPECT.

I closed my eyes, adding dark to dark, and the wanting unfurled like the sails of a phantom ship. This could be my universe. This nowhere world, circumscribed by skin and breath, where nothing mattered...

It occurred to me that as a man I could do anything, everything I wanted.

All these pricks gathering around her body, trying to reach and pierce her rose.

If it wasn’t for pick-pockets I’d have no sex life at all.

In a world of twelve-years-olds in sexy boots and nans in sparkly mini-dresses, the surest way to tell the prostitute walking into a hotel at Heathrow is to look for the lady in the designer...

The course led them to the moment when, in answer to the highest of one’s values, one’s spirit makes one’s body become the tribute, recasting it–as proof, as sanction, as reward–into a single sensation of...

When I was 14-15 There was nothing to my lifebut dancing and sexI’d go to night clubs and danceThen I’d meet someone and have sexit was Fine and easynothing to doBUT Think with my bodylike...

Tristan looked at me with pleading eyes, as though he could forget for one moment how I was programmed to respond to him—how even now upon hearing his confession, I wanted nothing more than to...

Carnal embrace is sexual congress, which is the insertion of the male genital organ into the female genital organ for purposes of procreation and pleasure. Fermat’s last theorem, by contrast, asserts that when x, y...

The idea is to make sure that these sex offenders are occupied with constructive matters and not focused on the children who may be knocking at their doors this Halloween,

The most intimate thing we can do is to allow the people we love most to see us at our worst. At our lowest. At our weakest. True intimacy happens when nothing is perfect. And...

The time came to put Iris Duarte back on the plane.It was a morning flight which made it difficult. I wasused to rising at noon; it was a fine cure for hangoversand would add 5...

Regulation of sexual behavioris the preferred route to wider socialcontrol.

The playboy is not necessarily a man who has many girlfriends, or a man who has many women, or a man who has slept with many women. That is old. But there is a new...