When sex was something godlike, Lust was the profane curiosity that killed many a straying cat. Now, having removed mystery, Lust is less a long-standing, overpowering yearning, more a sudden craving of the appetite. Less...

Fun… human nature… does no one any harm… Regular as clockwork the old excuses came back into the alert, sad and dissatisfied brain–nothing ever matched the deep excitement of the regular desire. Men always failed...

I’d love to be tried out,’ I said, with a suggestive smile. ‘One should always explore something, before one goes in deeper.’I saw a little flicker of fun in his eyes.

Gone now was the tease. Gone was the lesson on the how’s and why’s. Now came the need…The need to finish, the need to come, and the need to be part of the other person.

He wanted to be loved and cherished, yes. But he also wanted to be fucked.

Prom night can be a special night, if you let it be. I know you think it’s for losers and something that popular kids do because they are boring people with porcelain hearts who don’t...

Don’t demean what I know is one of your favorite body parts.

I tell my christian relatives that “churchianity” is the central reason the church is not teeming with young people. The hypocrisy within the church is not concealed from this growing, informed generation. The arrogance among...

Trite though it (used to) sound, real sexuality is about our struggles to connect with one another, to erect bridges across the chasms that separate selves. Sexuality is, finally, about imagination. Thanks to brave people’s...

No boyfriend,” I said, perhaps a little too quickly. Have I mentioned my total lack of social life? Having a dream about Alex last night was the closest thing I’d had to a date in...

Talk like the Discovery Channel all you want, but a book of fossils and a tub of plaster does not an orgy make.

Why send roses? Wouldn’t it be more romantic to deliver a dozen orgasms? For only $19.95, I’ll deliver them to your woman any day of the year. But be sure to book early for Valentine’s...

Ah bet she’s a dirty wee minx in the scratcher. Y’see that “butter wouldnae melt” expression she’s goat goin on? That’s jist a smokescreen – ah guarantee she goes like a train.’ Jimmy belched, considerately...

Most men want sex, without the kids or commitment. I want sex, but I don’t want to have to pay any money. But is that possible? I should invent a vending machine that dispenses sex....

Nakedness has no color: this can come as news only to those who have never covered, or been covered by, another naked human being.

Helen Kelleresque.

I am going to think of you every time I don’t have sex. So that’ll mean I’ll always be thinking of you.

Robots make better lovers.

Shaving a sheep is considered foreplay in some countries. But I don’t consider foreplay at all, not even before sex.

Boats should be shaped more like shoes. Better for dancing. The only thing I’m better at than dancing is making love, and grandmas all over Memphis say they haven’t seen moves like mine since after...

2 out of 4 numbers prefer being in the bottom 50 percent. Half of all lovers also prefer being on the bottom.

My hobby is boxing up all my stuff and then unpacking it and pretending I just moved and I’m getting a fresh start on life. And I make love like a professional boxer, only without...

I make love like others make money. You’ve got to spend money to make money, right? If not, then why am I paying for sex?

I have a spreadsheet of all the women I’d like to spread and sheet. Your mom is on my list. So is your grandma, may she rest in peace.

I make love like Siberia, only with less heat and more of an isolated feeling.

The piercing fanfare of the brass against the brutal boom and rattle of the drums surged through the air. At the head of the Ferris band marched the drum majorette. A crimson and white shako...

Men and the pursuit of them are strongly intertwined with my mental health. I would say, in my defensive defense, that the problem with being a serial monogamist is, there isn’t anybody random or unimportant:...

Anna loved and didn’t love sex. Anna needed and didn’t need it. Her relationship with sex was a convoluted partnership that rose from both her passivity and an unassailable desire to be distracted.

Don’t let yourself die without knowing the wonder of fucking with love

Miriam – I’ll give you any flowers you want!’ Rhapsodising over the thousand scents of her body, I exclaimed: ‘I’ll grow orchids from your hands, roses from your breasts. You can have magnolias in your...

When a man touches a woman’s body, he is not just touching her body. It goes MUCH DEEPER than that for a woman. He is touching parts of her soul-parts as diverse as how she...

If you give a man a hammer, he thinks he can solve all problems by pounding. Well, God gave men penises….

I had begun to think my ripening body would wither untasted on the vine.

Ah, lust. It makes us forget anything we want to. The greatest relaxant, the greatest stimulant.

I prefer having sex with myself rather than with someone who wants something instead.

If some men think they’ve been outdone by a woman, well, they hit back with the best weapon they have. And that’s to put you in your place and let you think you only have...

She loved the fact he was older than her and more experienced, he had so much to teach her and she couldn’t wait to learn.

One thing I’ve learned in all these years is not to make love when you really don’t feel it; there’s probably nothing worse you can do to yourself than that.

I was just thinking if the sex with you is one-tenth as fun as arguing with you. I’ll be one happy bastard.””You’ll never find out. You——–” He kissed me. ~ Jack Travis & Ella Varner

Can you get that through your head, right?’ she said through gritted teeth. ‘This was not some moony little teenage crush. This is a real live want to throw him on the floor and shag...

As she uttered the words of the prayer, she glanced up at him as if he were God Himself. He watched her with growing pleasure. In front of him was kneeling the directress, being humiliated...

Oh, I`m sure Tristin will do it” She said casually as she hung the dress back on the hanger. I stared at her in confusion. “Surely he knows how to put a condom.” The visual...

Money, food, and sex are overrated. They become attachments that enslave the untrained mind. Freedom has no cravings.” – Kevin W. Reese

We spoke on the phone for the first time that morning. My back against the chest of drawers, my knees tucked under my chin. “What are you doing?” You ask. “Staring at my socks,” I...

When certain parts of our bodies are touched, certain enzymes and chemicals that trigger sexual desire are released into our system. The more our bodies are stimulated, the more chemicals are released and the greater...

It’s all about sex.

Personally, I think the “Potter” books have too many adverbs and not enough sex.

gender empathy”. Doing unto your partner as you would do unto yourself only works well when you’re gay.

Yes, something like that. Might I get a refill?” He held up his empty glass.

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