Most of my girlfriends are sent by the Devil and seem genuinely bemused when I do not succumb to their powers.

Tears are the biggest weapon used by every girl against the boys with a success rate of hundred percent.

WILL YOU BE BRINGING A DATE?””PROBABLY NOT.””OH COME ON,” Dora said. “I’M SURE THAT YOU MUST HAVE LOTS OF BOYFRIENDS– AND GIRLFRIENDS…”I nod my head no and explain that my sex life is complicated.”HOW SO?”...

A beautiful girlfriend is worth two more.

When relationships fail it is usually because someone chooses not to show up for the battle.

It’s true, I did say I wanted girlfriends,” I capitulated hesitantly, “but couldn’t we start with something smaller and less terrifying? Like maybe spend a weekend at a crack house? I heard those people are...

When you have a steady and lifelong group of girlfriends, chances are the person you’re telling the story to is actually part of the story.

If you never learned to hold onto someone, how could it possibly hurt now to let them go?

That’s not normal.

Don’t be a prisoner of the society go crazy be different let your stars shine throughout ❤ ❤

Insanity is everyone expecting you not to fall apart when you find out everything you believed in was a lie.

The best way to get OVER one is to get UNDER one

Development is better than Girl-friend

If only men came made to order. It’s so hard to find a decent fellow.

If you have to convince someone to stay with you, then they have already left.

Something, somewhere, somehow went wrong. Someone, somewhere, somehow will be cursing me. Sometimes curse cures.

She was beginning to have that feeling that comes after midnight, of one’s thoughts opening out, flowering, groping out loud for some new discovery, some new truth that is really as old as all the...

When words don’t add up in love, it is because of six possible reasons: 1. They are afraid to tell you the truth because you will leave them. 2. They enjoy being a liar or...

The poorest of women is the one without close girlfriends

Some women pray for their daughters to marry good husbands. I pray that my girls will find girlfriends half as loyal and true as the Ya-Yas.

Who’s he seeing now then?””No idea. They’re like funfair goldfish; no point giving them names, they never last that long.

You don’t have to say everything to be a light. Sometimes a fire built on a hill will bring interested people to your campfire.

An exceptional woman with all the desired qualities exists only in a man’s imagination.

The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn’t being said. The art of reading between the lines is a life long quest of the wise.

Contrary to popular belief, going shopping is really about stopping afterward for cheesecake.

If you don’t find the right set of eyes to see through your bull, you will always be surrounded by friends that will tell you white lies because they like your company and don’t want...

Oh my! Did you see him?’ Exie stops abruptly and turns to watch a man who smiles at her. ‘ Ooh yeah, he is fine.”You’re not going to stop to talk to him?”Why ruin what...

Betrayal is an ironic thing. He or she betrays you then you betray yourself. You think you’re showing strength with your anger, but in reality you’re showing how much you still care.

Ten minutes with a genuine friend is better than years spent with anyone less.

The only way to cry your eyes out and laugh your ass off at the same time is to have your mom or girlfriends present. Without them, the laughing part wouldn’t be nearly as fun.

Hot as hell isn’t he?’ Exie questioned from over my shoulder.’Yeah, I guess he is”You guess? Are you blind? Girl, he is so fine it’s scary. I nearly had an orgasm the other day when...

You will never find the real truth among people that are insecure or have egos to protect. Truth over time becomes either guarded or twisted as their perspective changes; it changes with the seasons of...

If girlfriends were knees, I’d love to have both of mine replaced. That way, it’d be easier to run around on them.

I’m Exie and despite what you may hear I am the best dancer here. No one else compares. So, don’t even think you’re going to come in here and take my time slots.With a slight...

When you loved someone and had to let them go, there will always be that small part of yourself that whispers, “What was it that you wanted and why didn’t you fight for it?

My last two girlfriends were named Anna, though the second one spelled her name backwards. So instead of Anna, it was spelled Anna, and that’s how I came to tell the two apart.

I WANNA GET ROUGH!””I NEED TO GET ROWDY!””I’M FEELING KINDA RECKLESS!

Who who whose smell in the air of her room, whose fingerprints all over her friends’ secret places.