at first I thought you were just using me” she said”I definitely am.” I just wasn’t sure for what.”Asshole!” she said, and punched me in the side. And she laughed as my kidney began to...

I just want mind-boggling sex tonight, but I don’t think you can beat my vibrator.

Extraordinarily excessive sensuality it may be .. but it all comes down to the same thing in the end, and one means is surely as good as another, since the end obtained is always the...

Her attitude towards sex is very comforting to those of her friends who get into terrible states of passion and jealousy, and feel cut loose from their moorings. She seems to regard sex as a...

Just looking at her made my mouth water, like a sip of dry wine, that flinty taste. There was a hardness in her eyes, unrelieved by the amiably commercial oriental-Fragonard vivacity you find in nearly...

Love is a lady. Lust is a tramp.

There is lovemaking that is bad for a person, just as there is eating that is bad. That boysenberry cream pie from the Thrift-E Mart may appear inviting, may, in fact, cause all nine hundred...

It’s just sex.””Its never just sex”, he said.

Her mouth was soft and moist, and she came to me like a dachshund jumping into your lap.

There’s nothing worse than being violently jerked away from creativity.

Have we had sex? That’s something that, you know, I’d like to keep personal. I want to try to keep a personal life. I want to wait to have sex until I’m married. I do....

I think the Big Bang theory must have been invented by a man. A woman would have wanted it to take longer and insisted on a commitment.

I have had sex in many different places.

The man was rude, crude, and inappropriate. I was taken with him the moment I walked in the door, and I knew the first moment I saw him that it was going to be raw,...

And is that what love looks like — all wet mouths and your skirt rucked up?””Sometimes it is.

Having the thought of you being with someone else is like a knife twisting in my dark soul

Pornography is to sex what McDonalds is to food. A plasticized, generic version of the real thing.

I could feel his whole body trying to claim me, want me, own me in lust, and it made me feel so valuable and wanted. As I was bent over the table, I felt like...

How long should two people wait for sex? Until there is no other option when looking at one another.

Rest,” he whispers against my temple, and despite my sleepiness, the feel of his lips moving across my skin makes me shiver. “I’ll be here when you wake up.””Oh, God,” I mumble, sliding my arm...

The hotness of a sex scene lies in the loins of the beholder.

Hi honey, I’m home! Take your pants off!” Wesley announced. He kissed my cheek as he passed me and put his lunch container in the sink.

The reason is that even in a fantasy there is nothing even remotely erotic about a toilet bowl. In fact, considered as an accoutrement to a sexual encounter, a toilet bowl is a real cold...

She looked like the kind of woman I could fall in love with. Trouble is, she was standing next to the kind of woman I’d like to make love to.

I couldn’t pay the prostitute, and that’s the truth. She could have asked my wife, who would have told her that I’m no cheat.

Christian men ought not refrain from the sexual pollutions that surround us because they object to lovemaking; they refrain because they object to the wanton vandalism of it. Our culture is doing to sex what...

Money, it turned out, was exactly like sex, you thought of nothing else if you didn’t have it and thought of other things if you did.

One evening we made love all morning.

The trouble with fashions is you want to fuck the women in their fashions but when the time comes they always take them off so they don’t get wrinkled.Face it, the really great fucks in...

Ich bereute meinen Hochhackigen abgestreift zu haben, bevor ich meinen Fuß auf seine Brust stellte – ich hätte ihm damit sehr schön wehtun können. Nachdem er meinen Namen nun schon mal in einem Atemzug mit...

She was a pretty good lover. Too bad she wasn’t pretty and good.

I’m like Casanova meets Henry Ford. My reproduction methods are more like production methods one might see in a factory, complete with conveyer belts, mechanical assistance, and cheap labor.

I always get whiplash when I have sex in the backseat. Boy, I sure wish Grandmother would learn how to drive.

I make love like the desert. Ever implemented a cactus during foreplay?

We made love like two meows having their tails stepped on. There were three of us there, and I’ve always wondered: Who were those two other people?

Love has a glow, like a neon light having sex with a pack of hi-lighters, only not quite as quaint.

I once saw two endangered species about to have sex, but I had to put a stop to it because I suspected one of them of being a prostitute.

You never forget how to ride a bicycle—or the first time you made love on one. I’ve made love on a bicycle twice, to two women—both times were with both women. Foreplay is amazingly difficult...

I wore rubber gloves. Why? Because I ran out of condoms.

Every time we made love, one of us cried. Mostly it was me, out of joy, but occasionally it was her, out of despair.

Someday every woman will have orgasms- like every family has color TV- and we can all get on with the business of life.

I saw two birds having dangerously kinky sex on the main road, while several cars ran above them just missing the sparrows’ toss and tumble fly away. The couple survived to try it again next...

Eve: “Keep your mind off sex”Roake: “Why? It’s so happy there.

Nós, homens, somos uns pobres escravos dos preconceitos (…)Por outro lado, quando uma mulher decide ir para a cama com um homm não há muralha qye não trema nem fortaleza que não caia, nem nenhuma...

Women were gravitating towards him from all directions like a planetary orbit.(Zoe on meeting Justus)

I love men. I also hate men; I wouldn’t want to be in a world without them but I have to say, it’s not a compliment to know a man wants to sleep with you....

Be optimistic. Always put on clean underwear if you’re going on a date.

I have no use for your body, for within its youth lies a rotten wench already deceased.

When I travel, I get lovesick. Well, they call it chlamydia.

Sex is like air; it’s not important unless you aren’t getting any.