He’s a steamroller in my life and I like to be laid out flat. I like his hands on my chest, pushing me down whenever my back turns to the span of a bridge. His...

He slides himself inside her, her heart is bursting. The pithy organic organ can’t hold all that she feels for this man. When she reaches her peak, her brain supernovas, a small, perfect death.

If you had a daily printout from the brain of an average twenty-four-year-old male, it would probably go like this: sex, need coffee, sex, traffic, sex, sex, what an asshole, sex, ham sandwich, sex, sex,...

Virgin suicideWhat was that she cried?No use in stayin’On this holocaust rideShe gave me her cherryShe’s my virgin suicide

Now? I’m just another female faking orgasms to make a man not feel so inadequate.

I looked down, unable to meet the intensity in Nat’s eyes. Tonight, my crush for Nat had moved beyond a crush. The chemistry between us was undeniable, and the more we clashed, the more we...

And I do, god, how I do love playing live, it’s the most primal form of energy release you can share with other people besides having sex or taking drugs. So if you see a...

Tied up a lot of women, have you?” He raised one eyebrow, whatever that meant. “A bit odd, are you?” She was being sarcastic, trying to taunt him into a sense of guilt. While perhaps...

Man is neither an angel nor a demon. Man is what his lover loves.

Man has imagined a heaven, and has left entirely out of it the supremest of all his delights…sexual intercourse!…His heaven is like himself: strange, interesting, astonishing, grotesque. I give you my word, it has not...

She has black underwear. That means she wants to have sex some day’

Louis-Cesare. It’s good to finally have you in hand.

Sahara knew she should be worried about the fact that she’d been in bed with a man who’d caused that kind of damage with a momentary and, according to him, minor loss of telekinetic control...

did you have to do it?

I am a good lover, but that is not so difficult. It requires only that I pay attention, and watch and listen to a woman and her body.” André Chevalier

In everyday life do whatever I say. In the bedroom do whatever you’d like

Where do babies come from? Don’t bother asking adults. They lie like pigs. However, diligent independent research and hours of playground consultation have yielded fruitful, if tentative, results. There are several theories. Near as we...

They said the shape-shifters fucked with the enthusiasm of animals—if they didn’t devour you with the enthusiasm of one first.

Ça va. Nap time is over.

98% of the things said by a drunk man are true; 98% of those said by a horny man aren’t.

I lost myself there — my mind imaging what was under his towel and what I would like to do to him. – Emma

Calling sex by its name thereafter [the 17th c.] became more difficult and more costly. As if in order to gain mastery of it in reality, it had first been necessary to subjugate it at...

the English explorer Richard Burton told the story of an Englishman finding his new wife unconscious on the marital bed, having chloroformed herself. She had pinned a note to her nightdress which read: ‘Mama says...

When I met a truly beautiful girl, I would tell her that if she spent the night with me, I would write a novel or a story about her. This usually worked; and if her...

Exploration of her body will open the doors to pleasuring her in ways she has yet to experience.

All day and all night my desire for you unwinds like a poisonous snake.

Anyone who is in love is making love the whole time, even when they’re not. When two bodies meet, it is just the cup overflowing. They can stay together for hours, even days. They begin...

And while I do love coffee – both the scent…and the taste – I have no doubt I’d prefer the scent…and the taste…of something…more personal.

You can’t have rock and roll without drugs, you can’t have rock and roll without sex.

Sally laughed. “When you first told me you were interested in Decebel, I honestly thought that there was no way you two would ever work. But man, you are both such freaks, I honestly don’t...

Physics is like sex: sure, it may give some practical results, but that’s not why we do it.

Girls say to me, very reasonably, ‘why isn’t it a bunch of girls? Why did you write this about a bunch of boys?’ Well, my reply is I was once a little boy – I...

I was playing Rasputin and what was motivating him was crumpet really, and I was extremely keen on crumpet so I was really rather good as Rasputin. And my next catastrophic failure was Macbeth, who...

He is incredibly handsome. You never realized before how beautiful evil could be.

You really are young, aren’t you, Blondie? You know how the game is played—people’ll say anything in the heat of the moment.

Sex with Panda was like being in a porno movie but without a third party involved.

Twice I’d come home as they were finishing, and, honestly, I cannot think of a lonelier sound on a Saturday night than one’s roommate having a giant orgasm and then making an embarrassed sssh sound,...

I’ve always liked a woman that understood the value of getting out of my bed just as quick as she’d jumped in it.

You can get a large audience together for a strip-tease act—that is, to watch a girl undress on the stage. Now suppose you came to a country where you could fill a theatre by simply...

And now you’re off to Port Caynn. Watch them sailor lads. They’ll have your skirts up and a babe in your belly afore you know what you’re about.””Everyone keep warning me about sailors,” I complained....

You’re never too old to laugh at stories about love and sex.

Were archaeologists really such a sex-starved lot as all that? Did pigs really sweat?

Shug say, What, too shamefaced to put singing and dancing and fucking together? She laugh. That’s the reason they call what us sing the devil’s music. Devils love to fuck.

Experimenting with touch, he found he barely had to ripple a light fingertip over his sleeping lover, and Tristan would move, twisting until he was melted into Michael’s embrace. Stroking Tristan’s cheek got Michael a...

I really get inspired by songs. Like, if I hear a thug ‘Want to kill ya’ song, I’m ready to go out and get crazy. Or if you hear this really sexual, sensual slow song,...

Sex should be about mutual enjoyment, connection, the borrowing from another’s fire at a moment when you want it most.

Okay. We’ve got about twenty minutes before I get mean again.’ She laughed, relieved the night was still young, ‘What are you, some kind of sex-werewolf?

He dropped the joint in the dirt and ran inside. It wasn’t his first, and wouldn’t be his last. The joint, that is. Not the kid. He was pretty sure, at this point, that he...

After being alive, the next hardest work is having sex.

Early moralists who believed that taking too much pleasure at the table led inexorably to bad character-or worse, to sex-were (in the best-case scenario, anyway) absolutely right.