Five minutes ago. And where is my cashier? Watching goats mate on the computer?

The list of women he’s slept with is longer than his penis. The list is three inches long.

Water quench thirsts, food quenches hunger while sex quenches lust or love

Boys and girls in America have such a sad time together; sophistication demands that they submit to sex immediately without proper preliminary talk. Not courting talk — real straight talk about souls, for life is...

I make art and I make love, and I almost always do both at the same time. If the cops ask, I’ll tell them I was framed. Same goes for the museum.

This is. You are. I can’t do this any more if it’s not with you. So please fuck me straight to hell.

I’m too horny tonight to be productive. Right now the only thing I could make is love. And then I wouldn’t be productive, I’d be reproductive.

The two sisters wouldn’t sleep with me. But it’s cool, because they were nuns, and I didn’t have my clerical costume on.

I’ll make Chad to you. By that I mean I’ll leave late and come early.

I wish I listened through my urethra, because imagine how euphoric and orgasmic music would be. One love song might get you pregnant.

I had a dream about you. You made phone books for a living, and I filled up your pages by impregnating as many women as possible. You said I was a living saint, and I...

We made love like flamingoes are pink. You know what else was pink? My cheeks, because I was so embarrassed when I found out that she was the wrong woman.

We made love like two cars that were out of gas. I tried to fill her up, but couldn’t because I myself was empty.

An umbrella is a portable shelter. My penis is a portable people maker.

My love is tube shaped. Don’t let your dad stick his dick in it.

Love is merely a combination between infatuation and confusion.

And then, with the feather-green darkness pressed against the windows, he puts his filthy fingers on my scrubbed hope face and says, “If I kiss you, it’s all over.” And then he does. And then...

You know, music is sex. It’s a sensual driving mode that affects people if it’s played a certain way.

We men are the miserable slaves of prejudice. But when a woman decides to sleep with a man, there is no wall she will not scale, no fortress she will not destroy, no moral consideration...

I swear to God, I think my panties just melted off my body. How can Crush just talking sex make me hot?

A crowd of men stood in front of them. Of all ages, with expressions of sex-wonder in their eyes, gazing curiously as men who cannot solve a mystery that populates graveyards and through the ages...

Battery Park resonates with lust as the sun approaches its zenith. A primal impulse takes hold of the young couples strolling the gravel walkways, the newlyweds who have paused to admire DeModica’s bronze bull, the...

It’s cooler to be strong.

What would you like to do with my neck?’ I asked. ‘Seduce me with your words. Feel free.

Sex and love they choose the different paths. Love always leads to devotion, sacrifice, and dedication, which are forms of insanity and madness; but sex it is always about comfort, pleasure and power.

When people say, ‘You’re perceived as a sex symbol,’ I love the idea of that because it’s so absurd.

I have to have you.

Look at all the things that can go wrong for men. There’s the nothing-happening-at-all problem, the too-much-happening-too-soon problem, the dismal-droop-after-a-promising-beginning problem; there’s the size-doesn’t-matter-except-in-my-case problem, the failing-to-deliver-the-goods problem…and what do women have to worry about?...

Alone-sex didn’t count. It’s like the difference between thinking to yourself or having a good conversation with someone—-the pleasure is in the exchange.” -Liberty Jones

People always ask me if I hate the nuns. Do I make my movies extra dirty to piss them off? I always say no, that’s not the point. To a Catholic, a movie is only...

Henry Miller, Genet, Sade, Bataille are really important writers for me and I love them, but I feel often they don’t love me, you know? I feel I always have to wrap my head around...

I love clean sheets. It’s the simultaneous reminiscence of how they got dirtied to begin with, and hopeful anticipation of what stories they will live to tell next time you are standing fatefully in front...

The psychologist Charles Moser, for example, pointed out that those inclined to divide the “sane” from the “insane” in terms of frequency of sex and intensity of desires overlook the possibility that sex itself may...

We are all the fruits of pleasure’s toil.

Uh, maybe I could just get myself, you know, privately…?” I suggested. I regretted it immediately, and felt my faceflush with warmth. What the hell was I going to do? Ask Lonif he had any...

She didn’t dare expose her heart the way she’d exposed her body.

I don’t know what it means to be a sex symbol. When I look myself on a magazine cover I don’t see it as me, but as someone painted, fluffed, puffed and done up.

Viagra isn’t the only drug being prescribed off-label for women with arousal problems. Los Angeles urologist Jennifer Berman told me some doctors are prescribing low doses of Ritalin. Drugs like Ritalin improve a person’s focus,...

So am I.

Günün sonunda kimin altına yattığın değil, yalnız yatağa girdiğinde kimin orada olmasını dilediğindir aşk dediğin şey.

I don’t know how we made it to the bed or if the water was ever turned off in the shower. But we were together, our bodies slippery, our wet hair soaking the sheets we...

He calls me his Queen of the Night. He shows me the wonders in this incredible city. He encourages me to find my own way, and to choose what I think is right or wrong.And...

It’s just not as hot without biting, scratching, and spanking, involved.

Et il regrettait de ne pas avoir plus de mains, plus de lèvres pour lui faire partout plus de joies à la fois.

When they figure out how to bottle up orgasms and sell them as a food additive, I’ll be first in line.

You wanted to see me, Professor?

A civilized woman’s demands: A man who will (1) make her come … sometimes; but (2) pay the bills … at all times.

Sex could be a gift of God, but when it becomes an obsession, it plunders all intelligence and people are driven to abominable acts to satisfy their lust. When passion is frustrated, people lose all...

Well, dearest, what would you tell a farmer who had an over-abundant harvest? To plant less, of course!”…”I am not complaining about the frequency of the planting,” she said. “I’d just rather not reap a...

I got my driver’s license, got interested in the opposite sex, and I wanted to get as far away from nature as possible, … So I moved out of state, and pretty much pronounced New...