I had a dream about you. We were playing football (soccer), and I just needed to score one goal to win. Of course, one goal was one more than I’d scored so far, so it...

Can you break my five-dollar bill into five singles? Women love guys with lots of money.

Life, relationships and success is not for compromise.

The thing about girls? Suzanne said. Is we are more content-driven.

When she’s cuddled close, I feel there’s nothing I can’t do, and I can’t do nothing about it, because my heart is her heart for as long as she wants it.

Dad, is that you?

My ashtray is full, the carton of cigarettes is empty, and I just cremated grandpa. But I never inhaled—or told him I loved him.

Heart to heart we speak the same language.

Seldom, very seldom, does complete truth belong to any human disclosure; seldom can it happen that something is not a little disguised or a little mistaken.

Christ Jesus Eve, I love you.”–Eve, Roarke

is that what relationships become? A reduced version of the hurt, nothing else let in.

I lick each envelope I mail, so I can taste the closure and anticipation of travel. If they tasted like ice cream, they’d match the love letters inside.

A can’t in a can—it’s carbonated failure that’s ready to drink. It tastes like the back half of love.

Any marriage is hard work. But what I always say is, “Keep the fights clean and the sex dirty.

Being single is definitely better than being with the wrong person

If you speak three languages you’re trilingual. If you speak two languages you’re bilingual. If you speak the language of the opposite sex, you can communicate.

Maybe you’re smiling as I stumble to put my feelings into words. But I’m trying to do her justice, you know?

Love shouldn’t require Windex to be clear. It either is or it isn’t.

I cross-examined him and he double-crossed me but that’s fine; I’ll prosecute him one day and he’ll be sentenced to life without parole…with me.

Psychoanalysis is often about turning our ghosts into ancestors, even for patients who have not lost loved ones to death. We are often haunted by important relationships from the past that influence us unconsciously in...

It’s easy to fall in love online with someone you’d slide away from on a bus stop bench. A little too damn easy.

When God knows you’re ready for the responsibility of commitment, He’ll reveal the right person under the right circumstances.

This is the list you carry in your pocket, of the things you plan to say to Kay, when you find him, if you find him:1. I’m sorry that I forgot to water your ferns...

Apologize quickly when you wrong someone, because I’m sorry has no value in the grave.

Trust and faith bring joy to life and help relationships grow to their maximum potential.

Lust, desire and passion. They can turn a wallflower into a sexual predator and a rational person into a raving lunatic.

I will eternally give thanks for those women who essentially said, ‘Yes, I see you. And I love you. I see your pain. You have every right to be right where you are, right now....

I think when men hear that women want a commitment, they think it means commitment to a romantic relationship, but that’s not it. It’s a commitment to not floating around anywhere. I want a guy...

That doesn’t say much for you.

Over time as most people fail the survivor’s exacting test of trustworthiness, she tends to withdraw from relationships. The isolation of the survivor thus persists even after she is free.

But I know I didn’t love school for school’s sake. I had never really been what people call an ‘academic’ person, nor did I see myself becoming one. Instead, I took pleasure in the fact...

When you have something this good, you keep it. Forever. And that’s all the magic there is to it.

Lafı zayıflık demeye getirmeye çalışıyorsun, farkındayım. Ama asıl zayıflık birine ait olmayı istemek, ya da birinin sahibi olmaya çalışmak değil. Asıl zayıflık, kendini bunlardan soyutlamaya çalışarak yaşamak. İnsan dediğin böyle şeylerden uzak kalamaz. Gerçekte, bunlardan...

In the realm of love and sex, it’s girls who are in the position of working hard to adapt themselves to the needs and fantasies of the mercurial males whose approval and attention they seek.

Classical Revival,” he said. It was yet another display of his seemingly unending knowledge that both made her proud and made her feel very small. Maybe if she had gone to college she would have...

I miss you like the mismatching sock I can’t find. You’re out there somewhere.

I like the disaster of the night sky, stars spilling this way and that as if they were upturned from a glass. I like the way good madness feels. I like the way laughter always...

Truthfulness is the golden thread that binds good lives, good relationships, and our very legacy.

I’ve found that when you’re wrapped up in the process of dating and want so badly to have something work out with someone -anyone- it’s easy to forget that your choices aren’t limited to one...

Some couples are married because they fell in love. Some are married because the woman fell pregnant.

I want you. But I’m scared to say it out loud. And it sucks because I’ve always been someone who always says things out loud.

When you decide to meet—in person—someone that you met online, would you then be taking your relationship to the ‘previous’ level?

There was no one to be seen so she gave in freely to her sobs as she made her way home, pressed her arms against her stomach; the pain lodged in there like an ill-tempered...

She wildly burned for the one she loved and he stood there watching, hoping he too would catch a blaze from the violence stirring in her heart.

Magic is when you live your life the way you didn’t picture it and leave nothing behind.

Once that ship has sailed don’t hold on to the anchor

More like an offer I’m hoping you can’t refuse.

The words ‘I Love You’ kill, and resurrect millions, in less than a second.

It had all seemed as inevitable as sunset. Instead it was the beauty of the sun glinting upon the scythe.

Girls are like birds they fly with you but nest elsewhere