I wasn’t around when Kennedy got shot. Not being born yet is a pretty good alibi. Still, if the cops ask where I was, tell them I was with you.

At the time of the murder, I had an airtight alibi: I spent the night in a Ziploc bag.

Witnesses in my dream can place me in my bed, asleep, at the time of the murder.

An alibi is one alliterative consonant short of being a magic carpet

Irony serves as an alibi for a fetish.

The way I was brought up ‘he needed killing’ is an airtight alibi.

Some writers aren’t writers, they are mere escapees’ and refugees’ on an exile from the jungle of thoughts.

It is necessary to fall in love – the better to provide an alibi for all the despair we are going to feel anyway.

Now, if the writers of these four books [Gospels] had gone into a court of justice to prove an alibi, (for it is of the nature of an alibi that is here attempted to be...

Don’t ever accuse anyone of being full of pride, undignified and unprofessional when simply they are wise to move away from dishonest schemers.Dishonesty comprise too of layers of lies simply casted for impressive appearances. There...

Except for cases that clearly involve a homicidal maniac, the police like to believe murders are committed by those we know and love, and most of the time they’re right – a chilling thought when...

Honesty whispers, “Don’t get pricked by the thorns of lie.

And then the other guy will look really sheepish, and mumble that, okay, maybe he tried to make a run for it, and maybe he took a drunken swing at the arresting officer, and maybe...

If you have the woman you love, what more do you need? Well, besides an alibi for the time of her husband’s murder.