Mapema, kabla ndege haijaondoka na baada ya kuagana na maafisa waliomsindikiza, Nanda aliingia katika ndege na kutafuta namba ya kiti chake. Alivyoiona, alishtuka. Msichana mrembo alikaa kando ya kiti (cha Nanda) akiongea na simu, mara...

I saw this beautiful girl the other day. She had an ass behind her that seemed to go on for days. In fact, I’m still going on about her.

Dear, sweet, beautiful girl,

A charming girl gets more proposals than a beautiful girl.

Don’t compete with your friends to win a date with few beautiful girls, but compete to win few beautiful goals.