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Wisdom of the Ages: “President’s Day” One allowed the Federal Reserve and one got lead. One got a city and the other got dead.

I’m falling into disrepair

because I don’t have much time.

Abandoned babies are unfortunate unwanted results of a once urgent desire to have an orgasm

I’ll have that someday, thought Peter. Someone who’ll kiss me good-bye at the door. Or maybe just someone to put a blindfold over my head before they shoot me. Depending on how things turn out.

America is still AmeriKKKa. rather we like it or not

So, my sweet, did it put the fun into funeral?

Wisdom of the Ages: “Look out Below!” Air Asia’s catchy new advertising slogan.

Wisdom of the Ages: “Skull and Bones” A secret society of spoiled twits whose apparent purpose in life is littering the landscape with as many as possible.

Wisdom of the Ages: “The Pope and Congress” It looks as if confidence in the American voter to exorcise the demons in the Capitol has completely fallen through.

Wisdom of the Ages: “National Symbol” With the preponderance of lawyers, banksters, arms, drug and tobacco dealers in our government, shouldn’t our national symbol be changed from the eagle to the vulture?

Wisdom of the Ages “US News Media” If the devil is the father of all lies, isn’t the US News Media their bitchy stepmother?

Wisdom of the Ages “Unsuccessful Town Slogans” Sequim (WA)- “We put the Dung in Dungeness.

Sandra, with this topic, yes. But usually, no.

Wisdom of the Ages: “Government” Like a mafia protection racket-without the protection.