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Girls are always complaining that they can never meet a nice guy. Nice guys are everywhere. The problem isn’t that there aren’t any nice guys, the problem is that all of the nice guys are...

—Carroll Bryant

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Wisdom of the Ages: “President’s Day” One allowed the Federal Reserve and one got lead. One got a city and the other got dead.

—Matthew Heines

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I’m falling into disrepair

—Anne Tyler

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because I don’t have much time.

—Lauren Oliver

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Abandoned babies are unfortunate unwanted results of a once urgent desire to have an orgasm

—David Cross

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I’ll have that someday, thought Peter. Someone who’ll kiss me good-bye at the door. Or maybe just someone to put a blindfold over my head before they shoot me. Depending on how things turn out.

—Orson Scott

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America is still AmeriKKKa. rather we like it or not

—Fee Scott

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So, my sweet, did it put the fun into funeral?

—Johnny Rich

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Wisdom of the Ages: “Look out Below!” Air Asia’s catchy new advertising slogan.

—Matthew Heines

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Wisdom of the Ages: “Skull and Bones” A secret society of spoiled twits whose apparent purpose in life is littering the landscape with as many as possible.

—Matthew Heines

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Wisdom of the Ages: “The Pope and Congress” It looks as if confidence in the American voter to exorcise the demons in the Capitol has completely fallen through.

—Matthew Heines

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Wisdom of the Ages: “National Symbol” With the preponderance of lawyers, banksters, arms, drug and tobacco dealers in our government, shouldn’t our national symbol be changed from the eagle to the vulture?

—Matthew Heines

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Wisdom of the Ages “US News Media” If the devil is the father of all lies, isn’t the US News Media their bitchy stepmother?

—Matthew Heines

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Wisdom of the Ages “Unsuccessful Town Slogans” Sequim (WA)- “We put the Dung in Dungeness.

—Matthew Heines

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Sandra, with this topic, yes. But usually, no.

—Ambrosea Brown

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Wisdom of the Ages: “Government” Like a mafia protection racket-without the protection.

—Matthew Heines

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