Was it fate? Was it destiny?””I think it was Alan Blunt.

The American dream is actually Cuban.

I don’t know what effect these men will have upon the enemy, but, by God, they frighten me.

The surgeon tells me that you’re a sorcerer,” Pym said. “Is that so?”Jaki looked to the captain with the glare of the masts in his eyes. “Yes.”Pym weighed this disclosure. “You speak with the dead?””Yes.”The...

Can I have my ear back?” He asked irritably.She blinked.”Mother, can you tell this creature here to loosen her hold?

Attacking a provincial lord in his manor house, surrounded by guards…Honestly, Kell, I’d nearly forgotten how foolhardy you can be.”Foolhardy?” Kelsier asked with a laugh. “that wasn’t foolhardy – that was just a small diversion....

I have always been impressed by the fact that there are a surprising number of individuals who never use their minds if they can avoid it, and an equal number who do use their minds,...

I’m a devil at a quick mistake, and when I make one it takes the form of Lead.

I love judging people. It makes all my fears disappear and all the things I don’t like about myself seem so much less important.

I have been told the best things in life are free ~ I found them very expensive.

Despite the fact that he loves books and owns a bookstore, A.J. does not particularly care for writers. He finds them to be unkempt, narcissistic, silly, and generally unpleasant people. He tries to avoid the...

Have a Glass of wine & over time it will be fine.

Holy Crap, Kaitriana you are one wicked Witch.

Why does everything so bad for you always taste so dreamy?

Austin and I proceeded to knock back a couple of Ketel One and grapefruit juices, which happened to be my drink of the moment. Someone told me that grapefruit was a great detoxifier and I...

If there is anything a _ _ _ _ _ hates it’s a drooping mustache

Just tell him to keep his hands to himself and his python in his pants.

Marriage is the equivalent of trying to live with a bug perpetually up your nose.”D’Artagnan Bloodhawke

In short, we derive support for our preferred conclusions by listening to the words that we put in the mouths of people who have already been preselected for their willingness to say what we want...

Do I look like I’m compelled to do anything? Do I seriously look like anyone could compel me to even bring them a coaster?”She looked me over again. “You look like you’re compelled to cause...

In some sort of crude sense, which no vulgarity, no humor, no overstatement can quite extinguish, the physicists have known sin; and this is a knowledge which they cannot lose.

Scott had some sort of power, or force field. In essence, he was like fucking gay guy repellant. Not a single gay guy would come anywhere near me, let alone talk to or hit on...

There’s a place for farts, and there’s a place for sharts.

He thought moving to a small town would allow him to find a way to get along to some extent but people were just plain idiots.

Choose old people for enemies. They die. You win.

Mary Lou et moi, on est amies depuis qu’on est toutes petites. J’étais le boute-en-train de service, et elle, le cancre de la classe. « Cancre » n’est peut-être pas le mot juste. Disons que...

I only have so much willpower, Helen,” he whispered. “And since you apparently sleep in the most ridiculously transparent tank top I’ve ever seen, I’m going to have to ask you to get under the...

Being here? With you? I’ve met my subconscious, and he’s not that sick.

Not that we’re prejudiced,” Theo teased.

Wisdom of the Ages: Another Bush in the White House-Yep they keep forgetting to grab the TV and silverware.

Wisdom of the Ages: “National Symbol” With the preponderance of lawyers, banksters, arms, drug and tobacco dealers in our government, shouldn’t our national symbol be changed from the eagle to the vulture?

Damn.

Am I breaking the law right now?

I love you?

He was a good guy. He was very good at what he did. He had a good sense of humor.

…hoping that he might peek through a gap in the fance and see that Patch was really a big softy, all bark and no bite, or, as they sometimes say in England, “All mouth and...

If God gave Abraham a ram to prevent his slaying Isaac, He might stick a donkey in the bush for me to ride up this infernal mountainside.”~ Grace Madison, PhD.

He’s given me enough homework to last ten years. I’m gonna die of nerdism.” Jason said.

My libido was doing the humpy dance while dressed in Milkbone pasties and a thong.

She was the only doctor’s wife in Branford, Maine, who hung her wash on an outdoor clothesline instead of putting it through a dryer, because she liked to look out the window and see the...

Anthony Bridgerton hátradőlt bőr karosszékében, elgondolkodva kortyolta a whiskyt; lötykölte, körbe áramoltatta a pohárban, majd megszólalt: – Arra gondoltam, hogy megnősülök.Benedict Bridgerton, aki éppen azon szokását gyakorolta, amit anyja annyira megvetett, nevezetesen székét két hátsó...

Water is the most essential element in life, because without it you can’t make coffee.

I wouldn’t miss this fake-homo show for all the Gucci Shoes on Rodeo Drive.

It’s a good thing, right, when an author gets turned on by the dirty scenes they write?!

If I could out run the Angel of Death I’d probably die from lack of breath!

It’s mind-blowing and delicious and betterthan finding a pot of gold, a unicorn, and a leprechaun who shits diamonds atthe end of a rainbow.

I would never have broken up with you,” I said earnestly. “I’m more miserable without you than I am with you.” As soon as that sentence came out I groaned, because I knew how bad...

Fo’. Shiz.

They really adore each other offstage and have a very similar sense of humor. These are qualities they bring onstage, and that makes for a very real relationship.

Si el universo fuese un vestido,,cuál te pondrías esta noche?