Marriage is just a fancy word for adopting an overgrown male child who can not be handled by his parents any more.

Your LIFE is a PUZZLE, don’t waste your time trying to place people where they don’t fit

While you’re hating your life just because you can’t get what youwant, someone is praying to have a life like yours.

Only you can change yourself, no one else can.

Nothing is worth having if it isn’t worth showing off…

I really need 5 hours of Facebook to balance out my 5 minutes of studying.

We all have that one friend that walks into your home like its their home

If people are talking behind your back, then just fart.

If life is unfair with everyone, doesn’t that make life fair