Life is only a fast lane if you get into a lane and drive fast.

Wrong Way,” and I thought, I agree. So I turned around and went home.

My rule of thumb for hitchhiking is: stick it up straight and proud and make if visible to all drivers.

See?” he said, with an unholy amount of glee. “I hardly broke any laws at all. I should drive more often.””No. Trust me, you shouldn’t,” Eve said. “Think of all the little old people and...

All of a sudden we were out of the lot and on the highway next to the mountains, flying. I put my hand out the window, and then I put my head out. I felt...

The middle finger is a great body language tool for letting people know you’re upset. Poetry isn’t quite as effective in a fit of road rage.

I don’t drive fast, I drive YOUNG.

People who could easily be mistaken as preteens just shouldn’t even try to pull off the look-at-me-I’m-so-serious-and-mysterious-and-sexy look. Especially while driving because, please, you look like you are twelve and a half and driving with...

The feeling of freedom, driving into scenery as green and lush as a postcard of Ireland was close to bliss.

I hardly broke any laws at all. I should drive more often.

As I was driving down Beach Blvd., I saw a building that said, “Self Storage,” and I thought, “I wonder if my ego could possibly fit in just one unit.

You can’t just make me different and then leave

You’ve turned into quite a bossy little thing,” Myrnin said. “I think I might like it.

I’ve seen and swam and climbed and lived and driven and filmed. Should it all end tomorrow, I can definitely say there would be no regrets. I am very lucky, and I know it. I...

Learn to drive?””Never,” said Quentin. “My mission in life is to be a passenger.

The inside of the old Camaro smelled like asphalt and desire, gasoline and dreams.

Caution.” This is my advice for love—and for driving while blindfolded, which is safer than love.

Grandpa said I was speeding, but he drives as fast as a parked car, so anything that moves as fast as a statue is supersonic.

Men may or may not be better drivers than women, but they seem to die more often trying to prove that they are.

Nothing is so rewarding than the patience that you take to go over the ramps of life. They may slow you down, but you are an unstoppable hero. Keep driving!

If you don’t have regular and accurate financial statements, you’re driving your business 100 miles an hour down a one-way street the wrong way, at night, in the fog, without lights.

They say that when people still rode on vehicles powered by oil, they could go anywhere they wanted.

I drive a motorbike, so there is the whiff of the grim reaper round every corner, especially in London.

A scattering of pinpoint lights shows up in the blackness ahead. A town or village straddling the highway. The indicator on the speedometer begins to lose ground. The man glances in his mirror at the...

TIME IS DRIVING GROWTH OF THE UNIVERSE.

Driving at night, when it’s dark, it’s the best time to wear a blindfold. My bumper sticker says honk if you’re horny, so give me a beep or two.

What I want more than a car that goes from Point A to Point B, is a car that stops. I make it a point to break for love. My horn is broke—and so am...

When I’m driving the highway by myself is when I write best.

This morning, as I was driving to work, I mistook a big brown box on the side of the road for a deer. It was dark, and I swerved at the last second, and even...

The urge to let go of the wheel and just see what happens is compelling. IfI live, I’ll wake to find myself in hospital. I won’t have to do anything, deal with anybody, talk, bescared...

No I am not okay. I’ve just been pulled out of play tryouts where I had to be the first to audition and everyone’s trying out for the same parts, I just had a very...

Why would you turn right on a red light when we can all just sit here behind you waiting to die… #AHOLE

Three o’clock in the morning.The highway is empty, under a malignant moon. The oil drippings make the roadway gleam like a blue-satin ribbon. The night is still but for a humming noise coming up somewhere...

TIME IS DRIVING FORCE OF THE UNIVERSE.

I was hoping we could just listen to Jimmy Eat World and forget we ever grew up.

Normal Iraqi etiquette was forgotten the moment drivers sat behind the wheel.

You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said ‘Parking Fine.

I left Mermaid’s Bar and Grill about 2:00 am, and fishtailed out of the parking lot.

I was never more alive than when the Dark Passenger was driving.