I learned the first night that IHOP’s not the place to order fish.
I don’t really know much about TV and what people want to see. I’m not that well-informed about it.
There’s nothing that reflects me. I’m unreflectable!
Anytime I’m involved with anything that’s well-received, it’s a surprise to me.
If you tell the truth about how you’re feeling, it becomes funny.
I think golf is literally an addiction. I’m surprised there’s not Golf Anonymous.
Whenever something good happens to me, it’s usually followed by something terrible.
I don’t like to be out of my comfort zone, which is about a half an inch wide.
I just wanted laughs – that’s really what I was after.
Hey, I may loathe myself, but it has nothing to do with the fact that I’m Jewish.
In those days, reserve duty lasted for six years, which, I might add, was three times as long as service in the regular army, although to be perfectly honest, I was unable to fulfill my entire obligation because I was taking acting classes and they said I could skip my last year.
I’m a walking, talking enigma. We’re a dying breed.
It began to dawn on me that perhaps my country needed me more at home than overseas.