Shoo. Away with you. It’s my fault for expecting the extraordinary from the ordinary.

May the IRS find that you deduct your pet sheep as an entertainment expense.

Hurt, he’ll never be hurt–he’s made to hurt other people.

And since when is stealing people’s possessions the call of God? you are all hypocrites who have suddenly come into power, and you don’t know how to handle it

There are no injuries that run so deep that one can’t add insult to them and make them feel even worse.

Come, come,” I said. “You may be a lord someday, but you aren’t one yet. No need for the courtly manners, and certainly not the moody temper. If you’re to be my escort tonight, I...

If you can’t say anything nice, at least have the decency to be vague.

Thinking before taking actions is useful only if you are going to take action, otherwise you are wasting time and insulting your mind.

Son, always answer back when you receive an insult. Do it straight away. Even if there’s a chance there was nothing behind it, take back control, answer them back. An insult is an attack. You...

God created everyone to love and to be loved; If you will not take care of people, just leave them as they came…DON’T SCRATCH THEM with your actions.

Never ever make a joke to the police, they have no sense of humour. Never make a political joke, it will always be considered an insult. Always remember that umbrage can be taken by the...

Otulissa swelled up to twice her normal size. ‘Well, SPRINK ON YOUR SPRONK!

Hijo de Chihuahua,” said Mary Jo.

Ay, that I had not done a thousand more.Even now I curse the day—and yet, I think,Few come within the compass of my curse,—Wherein I did not some notorious ill,As kill a man, or else...

Als u een schoen naar iemands hoofd gooit, verspreid u uw eigen stank.” ~ Angelica Hopes, If I Could Tell You

My Lord, I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offense against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fir which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog...

Lemme take your picture! You fucking bok gwai low got a face carved out of rotten potato cured in dogshit, runover with a towtruck driven by Hellen Keller in a puke fit on pills…

I’ve seen you around. You liken yourself a bad ass, and darlin’, you are. Minus the bad.

Many writers make the mistake of making their readers appear like Lazarus, without any iota of care, throwing down books to readers to crunch as if they are dogs.

I used to think the world was broken down by tribes,’ I said. ‘By Black and White. By Indian and White. But I know this isn’t true. The world is only broken into two tribes:...

Let the doors be shut upon him, that he may play thefool no where but in’s own house.

because I have the ability to use force and control to make others do as I please, I have the right to use this force and control.” It is the disease of corporate and imperial...

We look for pretty girls we can say bad things to. No one shows up.

Since when are you so ‘faithful’? just a couple of years ago you would show up in your tight jeans and borrow our car to pick up one of your five girlfriends. You think that...

Lepida, has anyone ever told you that you’re a cruel spiteful selfish slut?…You’re vicious. You’re unprincipled. You mistreat your slaves and abuse your daughter. And furthermore you’re the worst, most neglectful, most criminal wife in...

You speak in ignorant disdain of the foremost nation of the world,” Yongxing said, growing angry himself, “like all your country-men, who show no respect for that which is superior, and insult our customs.””For which...

Do you never get exhausted being so wholly unbearable?

Words cannot express my disappointment that I must pass on the invitation to once again witness your gelatinous buttocks swaying as you try to climb a greased pole naked in search of athletic glory. Sadly,...

Oral Roberts is a greed-crazed white-trash lunatic who should have been hung upside down from a telephone pole on the outskirts of Tulsa 44 years ago, before he somehow transmogrified into the money-sucking animal that...

When someone I admire turns out to be a rather normal guy, I get offended because it’s an insult to my jealousy.

Verslo reikaluoseneapsimoka įsižeisti.

You’re so full of crap, you could pass for a toilet.

How do you know if a demon is lying? His lips are moving.

I bet his mother was a wyvern. -Scamp

If you threw your shoe to someone’s head, you spread your own stench.” ~ Angelica Hopes, If I Could Tell You

A mature heart for Christ would much rather spend its time praising him than condemning his fanatics.

I had a dream about you. We were debating the nature of love, and you said it was invisible, and I said it was the color of gold. You accused me of being a banker,...

Insult is a monstrous scorpion, and compliment is a likeable nightingale; one stings mercilessly, and the other sings sweetly.

The car whispered up the slope and nosed quietly out above the trees. He was driving like a careful insult.

Someday you will have the same feeling of love and loss at the sametime..Ur hands will be shaking, your mind wondering, your tongue unmoving, and I won’t even look at you!!

Where is Polonius?- In heaven; send hither to see: if your messenger find him not there, seek him i’ the other place yourself.

Love Egoist:Let me tell you this. I’ve done things to be appreciated but nothing to be insulted for. After all, I’m trying my hardest not to disappoint my students.

The women in porn plead to be abused. They call themselves whores and sluts. They are beaten and penetrated by groups of men. Their faces are covered with semen from dozens of masturbating men, their...

You’re a jerk,’ repeated the alien, ‘a complete asshole.

There can be such a sky, and suchA play of rays, that our heart feelsAn insult to a doll is morePiteous than an insult to oneself.(“It Happened at Vallen-Koski”)

Better to have been a dickhead and seen it,than be a cunt all your life and not know it.

Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.

If the way you’ve been treating me is a mark of fondness, maybe you’d better take a fresh look at your interpersonal communication skills.

The earthquake of discomfort you feel moving inside of you when someone insults you is your own insecurity.

Hubert Humphrey is a treacherous, gutless old ward-heeler who should be put in a goddamn bottle and sent out with the Japanese current.