Shoo. Away with you. It’s my fault for expecting the extraordinary from the ordinary.

I was wrong to insult you, and not only because you are my hosts. I am afraid that I mistook kindness for weakness. My apologies. I stand – only with your aid – profoundly corrected.

For God to prove himself on demand, physically, would be a grave disappointment, and the strongest Christians should be considerably grateful that he chooses not to do so. The skeptic endlessly demands proof, yet God...

He gives me the impression of being a spoilt child.(on Liszt)

Ivan gabbled something in Shu that I didn’t understand. The giant just laughed.”You speak Shu like a tourist,” he said.

Its crazy when people of high moral standards, feel its okay for an intimate friend to insult them in a jovial way, forgeting that even casual friends can do just the same in a jovial...

Sir, I admit your general rule, That every poet is a fool, But you yourself may serve to show it, That every fool is not a poet.

How now, my sweet creature of bombast! How long is’t ago, Jack, since thou saw’st thien own knee?

All Bach’s last movements are like the running of a sewing machine. (on Bach)

If I were you,And you were I,I would kill myself, But you would die!

You’re so far off base this time you can’t even see the base!

If we desire to avoid insult, we must be able to repel it; if we desire to secure peace, one of the most powerful instruments of our rising prosperity, it must be known, that we...

If they can make penicillin out of moldy bread, then they can sure make something out of you.

You couldn’t find your dick in the dark, you scheming, sleaze-mongering scumwad.

Did anybody tell you that you’re a few french fries short of a Happy Meal?

I can only assume,” said Jace, “that mortal emotions amuse you because you have none of your own.

Richard Nixon has never been one of my favorite people, anyway. For years I’ve regarded his very existence as a monument to all the rancid genes and broken chromosomes that corrupt the possibilities of the...

He was a six and a half foot scowl.(on Rachmaninov)

Why, he was so handsome and brave that no one would ever have suspected that he was bookish!

Anyone that says his mind will be probably regarded a fool, but the true artist is not moved by the comments about the looks of his painting or remarks that are dreadfully sarcastic, but hearken...

I do not get offended if you insult me, laugh at me or even make fun of me. I am offended when you do so to my dreams.

CASSIO: Dost thou hear, my honest friend?CLOWN: No, I hear not your honest friend, I hear you.CASSIO: Prithee, keep up thy quillets.

The fear of being ridiculed is gruesome than death.

Simply minding one’s own business is more offensive than being intrusive. Without ever saying a word one can make a person feel less-than.

The man is as useless as nipples on a breastplate.

I like Frenchmen very much, because even when they insult you they do it so nicely.

Majority of people prefer a good name to a bad name, but to me, anyone can call me anything, as long as it is not written on my face.

We almost made it to thirty seconds without an insult. I think we set a new record.

‘Who’s calling?’ ‘Don’t insult me like that,’ the voice says. I stop. Was I just insulting?

I will not stand here to be insulted by you, hedgepig,” Mangiz fumed.”Then stand somewhere else and I’ll insult you there, featherbag!!

…the ravenous monsters men called reporters; sub-human vermin who feed off misery and created it wherever they went.

Captain Jibby looked at the door, clenched his teeth, and worked his face into a scowl so fierce you would think the door had insulted his mother – which, for the record, it had not.

Tell this guy to eat a hundred-calorie pack of dicks.

She doesn’t understand the concept of Roman numerals. She thought we just fought in world war eleven.

She is a peacock in everything but beauty!

Sluts don’t have a choice, darling. And you’ve forfeited yours.

It is not insult from another that causes you pain. It is the part of your mind that agrees with the insult. Agree only with the truth about you, and you are free.

They don’t hardly make ’em like him any more – but just to be on thesafe side, he should be castrated anyway.

I’m not a hillbilly—I’m a hillwilliam. Or, rather, a William Hill. That was my name at the last networking conference, when I stole a nametag to make friends without fear of insulting them with lasting...

Seamus: “I was wondering if you would like to go get some coffee”Cara: “Well that depends … do you like to take long walks?”Seamus: “Yes”Cara: “Do you like sex?”Seamus: “Yeees”Cara: “Then take a f***ing hike...

I like your opera – I think I will set it to music

I’m rubber, you’re glue, whatever you say bounce off me and sticks to you.

I might be old and ugly now, but you started that way, Jack.

An insult bestowed on your interior and exterior personality; for causes beyond control, kills you innumerably, till the last breath.

I conceal myself behind cynicism because it’s safe. Camouflage is more protective than body armor. Why do you think the Department of Defense contacted me to design a gun that shoots insults?

The slow-witted one that’s been following you? I thought hewas your servant.

Whatever would give you the idea that I’m her damn brother?” Bones snapped.

He would make a good lamp post if he’d weather better and didn’t have to eat.

The biggest insult to any parent is a child that lives up to society standards and not his or her full potential.

He doesn’t seem to mind at all that he’s stupid about math.