Words cannot express my disappointment that I must pass on the invitation to once again witness your gelatinous buttocks swaying as you try to climb a greased pole naked in search of athletic glory. Sadly, the last occasion on which I witnessed this event had a deleterious effect on my psyche for which I am...

Oral Roberts is a greed-crazed white-trash lunatic who should have been hung upside down from a telephone pole on the outskirts of Tulsa 44 years ago, before he somehow transmogrified into the money-sucking animal that he became when he discovered television.

When someone I admire turns out to be a rather normal guy, I get offended because it’s an insult to my jealousy.

Verslo reikaluoseneapsimoka įsižeisti.

You’re so full of crap, you could pass for a toilet.

How do you know if a demon is lying? His lips are moving.

I bet his mother was a wyvern. -Scamp

If you threw your shoe to someone’s head, you spread your own stench.” ~ Angelica Hopes, If I Could Tell You

A mature heart for Christ would much rather spend its time praising him than condemning his fanatics.

I had a dream about you. We were debating the nature of love, and you said it was invisible, and I said it was the color of gold. You accused me of being a banker, and I accosted you for it. Nobody calls me a banker and lives to tell about it.

Insult is a monstrous scorpion, and compliment is a likeable nightingale; one stings mercilessly, and the other sings sweetly.

The car whispered up the slope and nosed quietly out above the trees. He was driving like a careful insult.

Someday you will have the same feeling of love and loss at the sametime..Ur hands will be shaking, your mind wondering, your tongue unmoving, and I won’t even look at you!!

Where is Polonius?- In heaven; send hither to see: if your messenger find him not there, seek him i’ the other place yourself.

Love Egoist:Let me tell you this. I’ve done things to be appreciated but nothing to be insulted for. After all, I’m trying my hardest not to disappoint my students.

The women in porn plead to be abused. They call themselves whores and sluts. They are beaten and penetrated by groups of men. Their faces are covered with semen from dozens of masturbating men, their anuses are penetrated repeatedly by lines of partners, and they are raped. The women portrayed in the films exist to...

You’re a jerk,’ repeated the alien, ‘a complete asshole.

There can be such a sky, and suchA play of rays, that our heart feelsAn insult to a doll is morePiteous than an insult to oneself.(“It Happened at Vallen-Koski”)

Better to have been a dickhead and seen it,than be a cunt all your life and not know it.

Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.

If the way you’ve been treating me is a mark of fondness, maybe you’d better take a fresh look at your interpersonal communication skills.

The earthquake of discomfort you feel moving inside of you when someone insults you is your own insecurity.

Hubert Humphrey is a treacherous, gutless old ward-heeler who should be put in a goddamn bottle and sent out with the Japanese current.

The freedom of birds is an insult to me.

Tačiau neverta pamiršti ir to, kiektinklų tamsiose kertėse gali priregzti įžeistas padlaižys.

DARE TO COMPAREIf you’re without imperfection, hurl the first insult at a challenged person Kamil Ali

8:58 We go to McDonald’s. The woman in front of me in line spends more than five seconds contemplating her order. This infuriates me, “WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR?? MC-SEABASS?? IT’S THE GODDAMN MCDONALDS’S MENU, IT’S BEEN THE SAME FOR TEN YEARS! IT’S ALL MCSHIT!JUST ORDER!

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I was wrong to insult you, and not only because you are my hosts. I am afraid that I mistook kindness for weakness. My apologies. I stand – only with your aid – profoundly corrected.

For God to prove himself on demand, physically, would be a grave disappointment, and the strongest Christians should be considerably grateful that he chooses not to do so. The skeptic endlessly demands proof, yet God refuses to insult the true intelligence of man, the ‘6th sense’, the chief quality, the acumen which distinguishes man from...

He gives me the impression of being a spoilt child.(on Liszt)

Ivan gabbled something in Shu that I didn’t understand. The giant just laughed.”You speak Shu like a tourist,” he said.

Its crazy when people of high moral standards, feel its okay for an intimate friend to insult them in a jovial way, forgeting that even casual friends can do just the same in a jovial way.

Sir, I admit your general rule, That every poet is a fool, But you yourself may serve to show it, That every fool is not a poet.

How now, my sweet creature of bombast! How long is’t ago, Jack, since thou saw’st thien own knee?

All Bach’s last movements are like the running of a sewing machine. (on Bach)

If I were you,And you were I,I would kill myself, But you would die!

You’re so far off base this time you can’t even see the base!

If we desire to avoid insult, we must be able to repel it; if we desire to secure peace, one of the most powerful instruments of our rising prosperity, it must be known, that we are at all times ready for War.

If they can make penicillin out of moldy bread, then they can sure make something out of you.

You couldn’t find your dick in the dark, you scheming, sleaze-mongering scumwad.

Did anybody tell you that you’re a few french fries short of a Happy Meal?

I can only assume,” said Jace, “that mortal emotions amuse you because you have none of your own.

Richard Nixon has never been one of my favorite people, anyway. For years I’ve regarded his very existence as a monument to all the rancid genes and broken chromosomes that corrupt the possibilities of the American Dream; he was a foul caricature of himself, a man with no soul, no inner convictions, with the integrity...

He was a six and a half foot scowl.(on Rachmaninov)

Why, he was so handsome and brave that no one would ever have suspected that he was bookish!

Anyone that says his mind will be probably regarded a fool, but the true artist is not moved by the comments about the looks of his painting or remarks that are dreadfully sarcastic, but hearken now! That he who says what others want to hear hasn’t said anything of his own.

I do not get offended if you insult me, laugh at me or even make fun of me. I am offended when you do so to my dreams.

CASSIO: Dost thou hear, my honest friend?CLOWN: No, I hear not your honest friend, I hear you.CASSIO: Prithee, keep up thy quillets.

The fear of being ridiculed is gruesome than death.