Shoo. Away with you. It’s my fault for expecting the extraordinary from the ordinary.

Love Egoist:Let me tell you this. I’ve done things to be appreciated but nothing to be insulted for. After all, I’m trying my hardest not to disappoint my students.

The women in porn plead to be abused. They call themselves whores and sluts. They are beaten and penetrated by groups of men. Their faces are covered with semen from dozens of masturbating men, their...

You’re a jerk,’ repeated the alien, ‘a complete asshole.

There can be such a sky, and suchA play of rays, that our heart feelsAn insult to a doll is morePiteous than an insult to oneself.(“It Happened at Vallen-Koski”)

Better to have been a dickhead and seen it,than be a cunt all your life and not know it.

Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.

If the way you’ve been treating me is a mark of fondness, maybe you’d better take a fresh look at your interpersonal communication skills.

The earthquake of discomfort you feel moving inside of you when someone insults you is your own insecurity.

Hubert Humphrey is a treacherous, gutless old ward-heeler who should be put in a goddamn bottle and sent out with the Japanese current.

The freedom of birds is an insult to me.

Tačiau neverta pamiršti ir to, kiektinklų tamsiose kertėse gali priregzti įžeistas padlaižys.

DARE TO COMPAREIf you’re without imperfection, hurl the first insult at a challenged person Kamil Ali

8:58 We go to McDonald’s. The woman in front of me in line spends more than five seconds contemplating her order. This infuriates me, “WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR?? MC-SEABASS?? IT’S THE GODDAMN MCDONALDS’S MENU,...

whore” upon?

I was wrong to insult you, and not only because you are my hosts. I am afraid that I mistook kindness for weakness. My apologies. I stand – only with your aid – profoundly corrected.

For God to prove himself on demand, physically, would be a grave disappointment, and the strongest Christians should be considerably grateful that he chooses not to do so. The skeptic endlessly demands proof, yet God...

He gives me the impression of being a spoilt child.(on Liszt)

Ivan gabbled something in Shu that I didn’t understand. The giant just laughed.”You speak Shu like a tourist,” he said.

Its crazy when people of high moral standards, feel its okay for an intimate friend to insult them in a jovial way, forgeting that even casual friends can do just the same in a jovial...

Sir, I admit your general rule, That every poet is a fool, But you yourself may serve to show it, That every fool is not a poet.

How now, my sweet creature of bombast! How long is’t ago, Jack, since thou saw’st thien own knee?

All Bach’s last movements are like the running of a sewing machine. (on Bach)

If I were you,And you were I,I would kill myself, But you would die!

You’re so far off base this time you can’t even see the base!

If we desire to avoid insult, we must be able to repel it; if we desire to secure peace, one of the most powerful instruments of our rising prosperity, it must be known, that we...

If they can make penicillin out of moldy bread, then they can sure make something out of you.

You couldn’t find your dick in the dark, you scheming, sleaze-mongering scumwad.

Did anybody tell you that you’re a few french fries short of a Happy Meal?

I can only assume,” said Jace, “that mortal emotions amuse you because you have none of your own.

Richard Nixon has never been one of my favorite people, anyway. For years I’ve regarded his very existence as a monument to all the rancid genes and broken chromosomes that corrupt the possibilities of the...

He was a six and a half foot scowl.(on Rachmaninov)

Why, he was so handsome and brave that no one would ever have suspected that he was bookish!

Anyone that says his mind will be probably regarded a fool, but the true artist is not moved by the comments about the looks of his painting or remarks that are dreadfully sarcastic, but hearken...

I do not get offended if you insult me, laugh at me or even make fun of me. I am offended when you do so to my dreams.

CASSIO: Dost thou hear, my honest friend?CLOWN: No, I hear not your honest friend, I hear you.CASSIO: Prithee, keep up thy quillets.

The fear of being ridiculed is gruesome than death.

Simply minding one’s own business is more offensive than being intrusive. Without ever saying a word one can make a person feel less-than.

The man is as useless as nipples on a breastplate.

I like Frenchmen very much, because even when they insult you they do it so nicely.

Majority of people prefer a good name to a bad name, but to me, anyone can call me anything, as long as it is not written on my face.

We almost made it to thirty seconds without an insult. I think we set a new record.

‘Who’s calling?’ ‘Don’t insult me like that,’ the voice says. I stop. Was I just insulting?

I will not stand here to be insulted by you, hedgepig,” Mangiz fumed.”Then stand somewhere else and I’ll insult you there, featherbag!!

…the ravenous monsters men called reporters; sub-human vermin who feed off misery and created it wherever they went.

Captain Jibby looked at the door, clenched his teeth, and worked his face into a scowl so fierce you would think the door had insulted his mother – which, for the record, it had not.

Tell this guy to eat a hundred-calorie pack of dicks.

She doesn’t understand the concept of Roman numerals. She thought we just fought in world war eleven.

She is a peacock in everything but beauty!

Sluts don’t have a choice, darling. And you’ve forfeited yours.