I’m just scared of ghosts, Pudge. And home is full of them.

To the lover of wilderness, Alaska is one of the most wonderful countries in the world.

We may get some interaction with wild birds (from Asia) that go up to Alaska and our birds that go up to Alaska.

There’s been a lot to get used to here.” Esther laughed. “Isn’t that the truth. I don’t know if you ever get used to it really. It just gets in your blood so that you...

Now, because we have spent so many years convincing the younger people that we are helpless, they believe that we are no longer of use to this world.

Teenagers think they are invincible” with that sly, stupid smile on their faces, they don’t know how right they are. We need never be hopeless, because we can never be irreparably broken. We think that...

Paranormal. It rolls off the tongue with such poetry but it means something like, beyond normal. There is nothing paranormal about magic. Magic is the norm. —Penny SweeneyMagic All Around

Sunny days are the perfect days to spy on people. Especially at night (offer only valid for residents of Alaska).

I enjoy working for my heat. I don’t just press a button or twist a thermostat dial. I use the big crosscut saw and the axe, and while I’m getting my heat supply I’m working...

I don’t understand why you’re so obsessed with figuring out everything that happens here, like we have to unravel every mystery.

A half-dead thing in a stark, dead world, clean mad for the muck called gold;While high overhead, green, yellow and red, the North Lights swept in bars?-Then you’ve a hunch was the music meant…hunger and...

At the moment developing a nice little inoffensive cancer somewhere on dry land seemed infinitely preferable to what she was grimly convinced was soon to be her death by drowning way too far out at...

I don’t confuse my digestive system, I just season simple food with hunger

A half-dead thing in a stark dead world, clean mad for the muck called gold.

The name Alaska is probably an abbreviation of Unalaska, derived from the original Aleut word agunalaksh, which means “the shores where the sea breaks its back.” The war between water and land is never-ending. Waves...

En français.

Alaska in the summer is a great place to be a bird.

I make love like an albino sings—softly, and from sunset to sunrise (except in Alaska).

I would believe; you would believe; he or she would believe.

Moose are the squirrels of Alaska.

She said, “It’s not life or death, the labyrinth.””Um, okay. So what is it?””Suffering,” she said. “Doing wrong and having wrong things happen to you. That’s the problem. Bolivar was talking about the pain, not...

She has great breasts,” the Colonel said without looking up from the whale.”DO NOT OBJECTIFY WOMEN’S BODIES!” Alaska shouted.Now he looked up. “Sorry. Perky breasts.””That’s not any better!

I had never gotten out and done this. It’s such a drag being in Alaska and not knowing how to fish.

Right, well, he’d been sick for a while and his nurse said to him, ‘You seem to be feeling better this morning,’ and Isben looked at her and said, ‘On the contrary,’ and then he...

I’m really not up for answering any questions that start with how, when, where, why, or what.

She lifted me back into the seat with a wicked grin, and breathed, ‘Just don’t stop talking. Whatever you do, just don’t stop talking,’ and swallowed my manhood. I scrambled desperately through the darkened corners...

You can’t just make me different and then leave

I don’t think I can tell any stories about how I lived in a van in Alaska. I grew up in the suburbs, I even had my own room. We weren’t poor. Everything was very...

Even with all their threats of eternal damnation and soul roasting, Christian missionaries have run across some who were not so quick to swallow their drivel. Pleasure and pain, like beauty, are in the eye...

La mia novella di Natale, Un Cuore nella Bufera, inizia così…Mi sveglio di soprassalto, gli occhi spalancati nel buio, la notte rischiarata dal bagliore della neve che fuori continua a cadere. Trattengo il respiro, quasi...

The pigs can’t stop the fox; I’m too quick,’ Takumi said to himself. “I can rhyme while I run; I’m that slick.

I have nothing against gay officers, but its time to get your shit straight an leave the drag at home.

The important thing for any writer to remember is to take the writing seriously, but not the writer.

Love is not a word or an idea or even a place to go to or a thing to strive for. It is not something to grasp and smother and mold and change. It cannot...

AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!’ he screamed.’So that’s Sara,’ I said.’Yes.”She seems nice.

We’ve tested our products in Alaska, the Arizona desert and the Florida Keys and after 30 years they still look great.

They forget that we, too, have earned the right to live! So I say if we are going to die, my friend, let us die trying, not sitting.

I’m really not up for answering any questions that start with how, when, where, why or what.