While binge drinking is a significant issue, it is likely that many members of the public would be surprised by its categorisation as a mental illness, particularly at the milder end.”Public confusion caused by differing...

Write when drunk. Edit when sober. Market it with the persistence of a drug peddler.

When he was dry, he believed it was alcohol he needed, but when he had a few drinks in him, he knew it was something else, possibly a woman; and when he had it all...

The seasonal urge is strong in poets. Milton wrote chiefly in winter. Keats looked for spring to wake him up (as it did in the miraculous months of April and May, 1819). Burns chose autumn....

Snow is not microwave friendly. In fact, snow is not too friendly at all, unless you first buy it a few beers. Then it’s just downright slutty.

Whether it is north or south, alcohol affects both health and wealth.

I added five shots to my coffee, because that’s all the bullets my magazine can hold.

Jon:’What are you doing up there? Why aren’t you at the feast?’Tyrion: ‘Too hot, too noisy, and I’d drunk too much wine’, the dwarf told him. ‘I learned long ago that it is considered rude...

I think you polished that one off after last week’s date.” His voice is low right next to my ear, very nearly causing a shiver.

A friend comes over with a Ouija board.It spells out: Bourbon. Where’s the band?Just because you’re dead doesn’t mean you can’t have fun.

Curse you, cheap beer. Must find miso in tiny packet.

You know that movie, where the little boy says ‘I see dead people’?The Sixth Sense.Well, I see them all the time, and I’m getting tired of it. That’s what’s ruined my mood. Here it is,...

If hot food is they key to maintaining an expedition’s stamina, then low grade gut-rot alcohol is the key to sustaining its sense of pleasure.

Why do I take a blade and slash my arms? Why do I drink myself into a stupor? Why do I swallow bottles of pills and end up in A&E having my stomach pumped? Am...

Meanwhile the 3 a.m. drunks of the world would lay in their beds, trying in vain to sleep, and deserving that rest, if they could find it.

It is no longer necessary to preach sonorously of the sinful and deleterious effect of liquor on the human mind and body; the essential evil is recognised scientifically, and only the sophistry of conscious immorality...

I have a question. Is it okay to drink while you’re pregnant…if you’re planning on giving the baby up for adoption?

…and you drink a little too much and try a little too hard. And you go home to a cold bed and think, ‘That was fine’. And your life is a long line of fine.

Drink and drive are prohibited in all countries. Otherwise, alcohol will drive us to hell or at-least to jail.

Can I get you a drink?” Both mustaches turned towards each other but said nothing, because they’d each left their mouth at home.

So what are you planning to do with the rest of your life?Develop a drinking problem. More Scotch, please.

Now, my intention was to drink just enough to dull the senses, but intentions should never be mixed with alcohol.

Come, drunks and drug-takers; come perverts unnerved!Receive the laurel, given, though late, on merit; to whom and wherever deserved.Parochial punks, trimmers, nice people, joiners true-blue,Get the hell out of the way of the laurel. It...

It isn’t chic for women to be drunk. Men drunks are more excusable, more easily absolved, but why? It must be thought they have better reasons.

I don’t have a drinking problem ‘Cept when I can’t get a drink.

Civilization begins with distillation

I do like to have fun. I don’t need alcohol to have fun.

A drinker does not exist. Whatever they say, it is just the drink talking

Cheap booze is a false economy.

Drunken men give some of the best pep talks.

At church, during communion, they give out free wine. Whoa! Talk about a great place to drink and meet women.

If I were an alcoholic, I’d work at a wine farm, where grape booze grows on trees, bottled and ready to chug.

I’ll drink your champagne. I’ll drink every drop of it, I don’t care if it kills me.

Lovecraft says he knows about tentaclesbut that motherfucker never bedded a girl from West Chesterand survivedShe was a toothachethat oneand she tasted like crackthe best thing about her was if I was ever hungryI could...

The problem with the 11:11 Phenomenon is getting anybody interested in it that hasn’t experienced it themselves. Other phenomena, such as U.F.Os or crop circles, are able to be seen. We can debate them. But...

Smoking’s banned in my house. Cigarettes harm your body,” he said, knocking back half of the bottle of beer.

We do not want to believe that we cannot control alcohol and that alcohol is, in truth, controlling and dictating our lives. When you free yourself of a dictator, like alcohol, the freedom that you...

Sniffing glue is a homeless nonbeliever’s prayer.

The ceremonial differentiation of the dietary is best seen in the use of intoxicating beverages and narcotics. If these articles of consumption are costly, they are felt to be noble and honorific. Therefore the base...

There’a a phrase, “the elephant in the living room”, which purports to describe what it’s like to live with a drug addict, an alcoholic, an abuser. People outside such relationships will sometimes ask, “How could...

Rather a drink be my master than a man.

I don’t drink no whiskey but I’m a fool about my home made wine. I stays around Dallas cause I makes it there all the time

I better understood the little lies that liquor told, lifting spirits and drowning sorrows while withholding the whole truth–that, in the end, it is the spirit in peril of drowning. Sorrows have gills.

He was so drunk that he would have stubbornly denied that he was.

Volnaka … did a remarkable job of getting anyone drunk with alacrity. It also worked well as a combustible in lamps, as paint remover, was a marvelous antiseptic and was singularly effective at erasing any...

I ordered a beer and then I ordered another beer, because why finish one when I can finish two? Having only one is great for love, but bad for beer.

Although people are so kind to alcohol, still alcohol makes them blind.

I drink coffee like an alcoholic drinks gasoline. You wouldn’t believe how many gallons my little car can hold.

I mulled over what he had told me as I savored the Scotch. Not bad, really — like a beer that’s been in a brawl.

There is more food in a pennyworth of bread than in a gallon of ale.