I don’t know, 53 years with the same human being? I can’t be around myself for more than three or four hours before I want to kill everybody.

I can work every day of the year. TV is easy. My call’s at 8:30 a.m. I’d like to break out of the comedy thing and take a shot at something serious like theater. The...

One of my favorite things to do is play golf at Braemar Country Club. It’s quiet and not overly crowded. The people are nice, and there’s wildlife all around the course. As far as my...

I love driving cars, looking at them, cleaning and washing and shining them. I clean ’em inside and outside. I’m very touchy about cars. I don’t want anybody leaning on them or closing the door...

One thing I won’t be doing on a weekend is shopping. I just don’t like it, and I haven’t bought an article of clothing for a very long time. I usually just take wardrobe from...

I don’t have an iPod. I don’t get the whole iPod thing. Who has time to listen to that much music? If I had one, it would probably have Sinatra, Beatles, some ’70s music, some...

I very rarely came across rude or disrespectful people. I don’t know how I slipped by all of them, but I honestly can’t think of one experience off the top of my head that was...

I’ve been very fortunate and I am grateful.

If I’m racist, don’t think I would have directed shows like ‘The Parkers’ and ‘The Wayans Brothers’ or worked 41 episodes with Victoria Rowell on ‘Diagnosis: Murder.’

Life is too short no matter what party you are with.

If I lived alone, Mom’d never sleep because she wouldn’t know I was okay.

It’s a werewolf movie with Christina Ricci, and it was a chance to work with some good people. But playing yourself is always fairly risky because you gotta watch how you goof on yourself.

Don’t ever take a shower with a woman, because you’ll probably end up proposing to her.

Tom Bosley may have passed, but through that part and that character, a part of him will live on forever.

When I have a girlfriend, I feel caged in, I don’t know why.

When I was a baby, my mother tells me I never slept because I never wanted to miss anything.

Somebody asked me what do you regret. I said, well I was offered the role of Maverick in ‘Top Gun’ and I turned it down.

You can tell five minutes into it what a girl is after, when she starts asking how much money I make or tells me, ‘I wanna be an actress.’

Family, work, familiarity. Listen, if I had a magic wand and I could make myself really be happy, I’d zap me onto a farm. And I know nothing about farming.

Every day I think, ‘Can I commit?’ I think I can and that I will.

I never did drugs and I can’t really drink because I have zero tolerance for alcohol, so my vice became women. I was never faithful to most of them.

I am not a spiritual guy, but all of a sudden I felt the need to really feel things.

I regret losing certain women, but it was always my fault.

I cannot believe how much I love my kid. It’s a beautiful thing.

My parents were married 53 years, good and bad. Can I do that? Probably not. But I really hope I can.