It was baking hot in the square when we came out after lunch with our bags and the rod-case to go to Burguete. People were on top of the bus, and others were climbing up...

When I was a boy, I naively thought that this thing called happiness would be something I would wake up to find every day once I could smoke, drink and fornicate.

It wasn’t some Puritan thing. Straight-edge was asking adherents to take control of their lives, not to be blind consumers, and not to be tricked into thinking that drinking and drugs were cool since in...

You are dehydrated,” I said. “The result of alcohol taken in excess. But that is the only way to take it. It is the only way to do a man any good.

I began to think vodka was my drink at last. It didn’t taste like anything, but it went straight down into my stomach like a sword swallowers’ sword and made me feel powerful and godlike.

Afternoon drinkers shifted in the gloom as if they sensed new blood.

I see that a man cannot give himself up to drinking without being miserable one-half his days and mad the other.

When a man who is drinking neat gin starts talking about his mother he is past all argument.

I’ve stopped drinking, but only while I’m asleep.

If we could all drink ourselves to innocence, I’d be guilty. And I mean that in a way that I don’t mean that.

My love is like an empty bottle of wine. If you’re wondering, my ex wife drank it all.

Alcohol helps you to loosen up to make memories you won’t forget, and then it helps you to forget them completely.

It starts raining harder, I’ve got a long way to go walking and pushing that sore leg right along in the gathering rain, no chance no intention whatever of hailing a cab, the whiskey and...

I’ve found, though, that people are more likely to share their personal experiences if you go first, so that’s why I always keep an eleven-point list of what went wrong in my childhood to share...

Alcohol, I had learned, was an eloquent if somewhat inaccurate interpreter. I had placed my trust that December night in glass after glass of it, eager not for drink but for a bit of talk.

Hard” cider is a twentieth-century term, redundant before then since virtually all cider was hard until modern refrigeration allowed people to keep sweet cider sweet.)

When a man is on the road to power he buys everyone a drink. Once elected he tries to close the saloons.

The best thing is the combined effect of nicotine with alcohol, greater than the sum of the two parts.

I never did drugs and I can’t really drink because I have zero tolerance for alcohol, so my vice became women. I was never faithful to most of them.

I would not put a thief in my mouth to steal my brains.

One of the cafés had that brilliant idea of putting up a slogan: ‘the best protection against infection is a good bottle of wine’, which confirmed an already prevalent opinion that alcohol is a safeguard...

writer’s block”. His name is Mr Johnnie Walker.

Lucy preferred gin and tonics during the summer and switched over to whiskey sours in the winter. At dinner, a sit-down affair with the family, Lucy drank whatever the Temerlins drank, including expensive French wines....

I don’t like ice in my whiskey. I like bullets. Why? Because for every ice cube I don’t use, an Eskimo gets to keep one square inch of his igloo. So I’m saving twice the...

Cover your glass in France or Germany –even worse, in England – and in the voice of someone who has personally affronted, your host will ask why you’re not drinking. ‘Oh, I just don’t feel...

Alcohol is none other than a call from the hall (of alcoholics). That hall is none other than the hell.

I was enjoying myself now. I had taken two finger bowls of champagne and the scene had changed before my eyes into something significant, elemental and profound.

I want to meet a woman named Sherry who only drinks brandy, and a woman named Brandy who only drinks sherry. Then I’ll offer each one of them one magical night of sex with me,...

Alcoholism is a choice… not a life sentence.

Alcohol was for people who basically wished to be dead but lacked the courage to kill themselves.

Squiffy, have you ever felt a sort of strange emptiness in the heart? A sort of aching void of the soul?”Oh, rather!”What do you do about it?”I generally take a couple of cocktails.

Beer dulls a memory, brand sets it burning, but wine is the best for a sore heart’s yearning.

She had not character enough to take to drinking, and moaned about, slip-shod and in curl-papers, all day.

Tess realized one of the great modern dating sadnesses: everyone is so used to the comforting glow of the computer screen that no one can go so far as to say “good morning” in public...

I think I need a drink.”Almost everybody does only they don’t know it.

And even in the open air the stench of whiskey was appalling. To this fiendish poison, I am certain, the greater part of the squalor I saw is due. Many of these vermin were obviously...

I don’t like to overdose. Call me old-fashioned.

Two wives despaired of him,’ he said. ‘When he got engaged to Sylvia, she made it a condition that he should take the cure at Zurich. And it worked. He came back in three months...

People use alcohol for just fun. This fun then makes them use gun. Finally, it ends up with sin.

To every party, I bring my own booze. No need to help me carry it, as I walk in with it already in my bloodstream.

They call alcohol spirits, because it’s the spirit turned liquid. Would you drink my soul if you knew I’d use it to get inside of you? After all, most men buy women alcohol so they...

There is no night life in Spain. They stay up late but they get up late. That is not night life. That is delaying the day. Night life is when you get up with a...

I lay in bed that night, a first-time drunkard at seven years of age, pondering the punishment I knew would arrive on callused palms. In the forest, as if sensing my plight, wolves howled nocturnal...

I want a new liver to replace my heart.””Um, why?””Because then I could drink more and care less.

Veimke” (jeune fille au pair),is subject to natural law,and can be made fat,by such things as poor diet,and alcohol.

I am not your victim because you are not a predator any more than a bottle of scotch stalks an alcoholic.

As for the smoking of marijuana, it is the exploitation for the workers.” Both favor alcohol and are against pot.

Stab your demoniac smile to my brain,Soak me in cognac, love, and cocaine

Come boy, and pour for me a cupOf old Falernian. Fill it upWith wine, strong, sparkling, bright, and clear;Our host decrees no water here.Let dullards drink the Nymph’s pale brew,The sluggish thin their blood with...

Gone are the days when girls used to cook like their mothers and boys used to dress like their fathers. Now girls drink like their fathers and boys dress like their mothers.