Zombies are not just fictional creatures that devour the flesh of the living. They also include those who follow the words of others without thinking for themselves. This world is falling apart. I don’t think...

They made a major mistake,” he blurted out, “the dumb bastards, when they didn’t start by killing you first.””Benjamin Thomas Parish, that was the sweetest and most bizarre compliment anyone’s ever given me.”I kissed him...

I write about the scariest monsters: The ones inside us all. And the ones that want to eat what is inside us all.

No amount of wavy blond hair nor evenings spent with her plump lips applying just the right amount of pressure to his various pleasure points could make up for the rotting carcass of a soul...

The night was blustery and raw, with a chill wet wind blowing down the avenues, and when Rose and I met Françoise and her son and a friend at La Lorraine, a glittering brassiere not...

She’s beautiful, but she’s also got brains. I’ll bet zombies would love to eat out of her skull like a bowl of Jell-O that had an IQ of 180—which is absurd, because the last bowl...

The only thing that will ever be real, is this moment,’ I turned to the statue, ‘when you made me feel alive, when you made me feel real, when I felt like you really love...

But the future is uncertain, and he can’t get up enough enthusiasm even to masurbate.

When approaching a prospective human, first ask them what their name is. * If it replies “Brains,” blow its fucking head off. * If it replies “Brian,” ask it again, as you may have encountered...

He is about as well-put-together and focused as a zombie at a tractor pull.

You mean she saw his next meal.

I wasn’t a sex symbol, I was a sex zombie.

The zombie looks like a man, walks like a man, eats and otherwise functions fully, yet is devoid of the spark. It represents the nagging doubt that lays deep in the heart of even the...

You know what would be awesome? . . . If I could have a machete.

I’d rather die while I’m living than live while I’m dead.

Well,” he said, “I think we’ve found our way in. We just wait until they’re duking it out, but trust me, these Humans First types don’t have a lot of staying power or they’d have...

My Zombie apocalypse plan is simple but effective; I fully intend to die in the very first wave.Seems more logical than undergoing all kinds of hardships only to die eventually anyway (through bites/malnutrition/or terminally chapped...

Nobody knew exactly how the zombification process worked, and there were as many different strains as theories.

But honestly… I just don’t know what anyone’s thinking. To me, that’s scarier than any half-rotten ghoul trying to eat my flesh.

You can’t take highways during the apocalypse, because they’ll be packed with panicky people.

People say talking to yourself is the first sign of madness. It’s not. It’s eye bloody spy.

And home the ships sailing send.

So, been attacked by any vampires yet?””Not one.””Zombies? Giant spiders? Water monsters?”It’s been really quiet on the supernatural front””Too bad, ’cause I got attacked by a devil dog. It was not awesome.

What we are about to have here is a holy water smack down!

Son of a Merryweather, he’s a lot stronger than he looks.

To me, the best zombie movies aren’t the splatter fests of gore and violence with goofy characters and tongue in cheek antics. Good zombie movies show us how messed up we are, they make us...

I’ve never really had time for romantic relationships. I have much more important things to worry about, like saving the world from zombies.

He IS just a normal boy.

Jane woke, stretched, and decided to kill herself. If she hadn’t found a reason to live by the end of the day she would jump from the rig. It felt good to have a plan.

I should have known that having “end of the world” sex wouldn’t solve our problems. Though, it was pretty great and I highly recommend it.

There was no heaven here. Eternal life meant waking up as a putrid corpse.

Wanna play cards?

Don’t be a zombie for anyone, if your oppressor likes zombies, cinemas are not located in mars.

The absence of wish, to analysis yourself, the surrounding world, and what you are doing. Is the logical, and philosophical proof, of zombie mind, and consciousness.

It’s more useful to have someone fear you than respect you.

Zombies don’t exist.

The rumor claims that the shambler virus is now airborne. It can be contracted without getting bitten now.” – character quote

heart” are as useless to the living dead as the organ of the same name. Who knows if this is humanity’s greatest weakness or strength? The debate continues, and probably will forever.

All my friends are like, ‘Can you be on my side in the zombie apocalypse?’ and I’m like, ‘I got this.’

Nowdays, Rosie the Rivetere was a former soccer mom who had just opened her own catering business when Last Night came down and her husband and kids were eaten by a parking attendant at the...

Well of course, you’ve had that bloody uniform on all day. I was half ready to tell you how much I liked you.

Granny looked up at the zombie. He was – or, technically, had been – a tall, handsome man. He still was, only now he looked like someone who had walked through a room full of...

I’m a big zombie buff.

If I were a zombieI’d never eat your brainI’d just want your heart

We’re trying to rebuild society, not plunge it back into chaos.” – character quote

Americans worship technology. It’s an inherent trait in the national zeitgeist.

Black Friday – (AKA Zombie Apocalypse)Is an event of subset half-dead human like beings confronted with ravenous bloodthirsty monsters preparing to pummel down the doors mid-afternoon on Thanksgiving Day.

Perhaps that’s a smile on Delia’s face-but Delia’s half skull turns every expression into a leer. She says, “Your uncle had a talent, kid. He made families wherever he went.

Yes, later.” With that, I waved the team forward.

These days he was like a zombie, all grim business, just another jerk with an erection.