I’d rather die while I’m living than live while I’m dead.

Well,” he said, “I think we’ve found our way in. We just wait until they’re duking it out, but trust me, these Humans First types don’t have a lot of staying power or they’d have...

My Zombie apocalypse plan is simple but effective; I fully intend to die in the very first wave.Seems more logical than undergoing all kinds of hardships only to die eventually anyway (through bites/malnutrition/or terminally chapped...

Nobody knew exactly how the zombification process worked, and there were as many different strains as theories.

But honestly… I just don’t know what anyone’s thinking. To me, that’s scarier than any half-rotten ghoul trying to eat my flesh.

You can’t take highways during the apocalypse, because they’ll be packed with panicky people.

People say talking to yourself is the first sign of madness. It’s not. It’s eye bloody spy.

And home the ships sailing send.

So, been attacked by any vampires yet?””Not one.””Zombies? Giant spiders? Water monsters?”It’s been really quiet on the supernatural front””Too bad, ’cause I got attacked by a devil dog. It was not awesome.

What we are about to have here is a holy water smack down!

Son of a Merryweather, he’s a lot stronger than he looks.

To me, the best zombie movies aren’t the splatter fests of gore and violence with goofy characters and tongue in cheek antics. Good zombie movies show us how messed up we are, they make us...

I’ve never really had time for romantic relationships. I have much more important things to worry about, like saving the world from zombies.

He IS just a normal boy.

Jane woke, stretched, and decided to kill herself. If she hadn’t found a reason to live by the end of the day she would jump from the rig. It felt good to have a plan.

I should have known that having “end of the world” sex wouldn’t solve our problems. Though, it was pretty great and I highly recommend it.

There was no heaven here. Eternal life meant waking up as a putrid corpse.

Wanna play cards?

Don’t be a zombie for anyone, if your oppressor likes zombies, cinemas are not located in mars.

The absence of wish, to analysis yourself, the surrounding world, and what you are doing. Is the logical, and philosophical proof, of zombie mind, and consciousness.

It’s more useful to have someone fear you than respect you.

Zombies don’t exist.

The rumor claims that the shambler virus is now airborne. It can be contracted without getting bitten now.” – character quote

heart” are as useless to the living dead as the organ of the same name. Who knows if this is humanity’s greatest weakness or strength? The debate continues, and probably will forever.

All my friends are like, ‘Can you be on my side in the zombie apocalypse?’ and I’m like, ‘I got this.’

Nowdays, Rosie the Rivetere was a former soccer mom who had just opened her own catering business when Last Night came down and her husband and kids were eaten by a parking attendant at the...

Well of course, you’ve had that bloody uniform on all day. I was half ready to tell you how much I liked you.

Granny looked up at the zombie. He was – or, technically, had been – a tall, handsome man. He still was, only now he looked like someone who had walked through a room full of...

I’m a big zombie buff.

If I were a zombieI’d never eat your brainI’d just want your heart

We’re trying to rebuild society, not plunge it back into chaos.” – character quote

Americans worship technology. It’s an inherent trait in the national zeitgeist.

Black Friday – (AKA Zombie Apocalypse)Is an event of subset half-dead human like beings confronted with ravenous bloodthirsty monsters preparing to pummel down the doors mid-afternoon on Thanksgiving Day.

Perhaps that’s a smile on Delia’s face-but Delia’s half skull turns every expression into a leer. She says, “Your uncle had a talent, kid. He made families wherever he went.

Yes, later.” With that, I waved the team forward.

These days he was like a zombie, all grim business, just another jerk with an erection.

You’re right. I was having dinner with Zombie Carl the other night. You know, steaks, rare, and a bottle of vintage type A. He told me all his secrets, but too bad for you I...

When we neglect our Bible study we often feel guilty. When you skip a meal do you feel guilty? No, you feel hungry. The Bible is food for our soul. When we fail to read...

I had watched him single handedly rip the head off a zombie as he had simultaneously prayed for its soul. When you witness a man do something like that, it changes your perception of them.

Most people don’t believe something can happen until it already has. That’s not stupidity or weakness, that’s just human nature.

CAIAPHAS! FOREVER! CAI—”And with a piercing whistle it ended as his eardrums burst.

And on the eighth day, Satan laughed.

I was terribly, painfully present in the world, and so far removed from it.

Black vomit came gushing out Samantha’s mouth, adding to the puddle already on the floor. Samantha was covered in a sheen of sweat, crouched on all fours on the wooden hallway floor, like an animal....

It is said that there exist parallel worlds in which all other possible realities occur. Every decision we could ever make exists as a unique reality in which that decision is made. Of course you...

When the black thing was at its worst, when the illicit cocktails and the ten-mile runs stopped working, I would feel numb as if dead to the world. I moved unconsciously, with heavy limbs, like...

Unlike its human counterparts, an army of zombies is completely independent of support. It will not require food,ammunition, or medical attention. It will not succumb to panic, desertion, or out-and-out mutiny. Like the virus that...

A grey-suited figure with badly-scuffed shoes was squatted over a woman’s body, obscuring her face and upper torso. A loose, white dress; torn, now mostly red. A pattern of rose petals, drenched in blood. One...

Schrödinger’s cat was a Siamese cat, must have been, because if it’s at once alive and dead, it’s a zombie, and the only zombie cats are Siamese cats.

No. No more surprises. No more secrets. Or so help me, I will rip off your own leg and beat you with it.