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Married-With-Zombies  Quotes
Make requests, not demands. “Please” kill that zombie, honey, I’m out of bullets.

—Jesse Petersen

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Build mutual friendships. Just be ready to end them when your friends start trying to eat you.

—Jesse Petersen

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I should have known that having “end of the world” sex wouldn’t solve our problems. Though, it was pretty great and I highly recommend it.

—Jesse Petersen

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Because I’m not really certain she’d make the best travel partner through a zombie-infested city, he hissed. She gets confused by Scrabble.

—Jesse Petersen

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Support your partner in their interests. You never know when batting practice, kung fu movie moves, or even a poker night might come in handy during a zombie infestation.

—Jesse Petersen

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