For me, personally, I really get a kick out of game shows. I like the play-along factor.

The world doesn’t need an artist who shows reality as it is.

I’ve only ever really been in shows of friends, so I don’t know exactly what happened. I think I’m incredibly cheap to hire. That can buy some traction. I’m as cheap as it’s possible for an actor to be legally.

I don’t like reality shows and have never watched them, but I’m addicted to ‘Real Housewives’ because it’s authentic old-time soap opera reborn!

Those other 10 o’clock shows that come on, all you get from them is headaches and nightmares when you go to bed! At least we give you food, know what I mean?

When I do my shows, it’s really cross-generational. Sometimes there’s three generations there.

When you’re a guest star on TV shows – particularly in the 1960s – you’re always the villain.

I’ve never been in a band, but I’ve hung out with a lot of musicians and helped them with their shows. It’s something that I’m really drawn to.

As a soccer player, I wanted an FA Cup winner’s medal. As an actor you want an Oscar. As a chef it’s three-Michelin’s stars, there’s no greater than that. So pushing yourself to the extreme creates a lot of pressure and a lot of excitement, and more importantly, it shows on the plate.

I started using a raft at my shows in 2009, and in 2011, I started caking people.

I loved Laurel and Hardy and TV shows like ‘Robin Hood’ and ‘Rama of the Jungle’.

I love those shows where they go to all the greasy diners in America.

I think most polling shows that most Americans agree that when it comes to employment that, you know, people should be really judged by, you know, their competency and not, you know, who it is they choose to love or who they’re in a relationship with.

I acted in millions of TV shows.

Backstage life is terrific training for an actor, seeing shows from the wings.

We’re probably close to reaching 2,000 shows, which is more than Julia Child and Jacques Pepin together.

People are vocal, so you hear the pros and cons of your shows.

They’re dressing like in the 50’s when they come out to the shows, and many of them have vintage cars.

And I don’t think that success can be measured by how many TV shows you’re on.

You know how mainstream news is interspersed with product ads? Well, why aren’t all the shows made entirely out of the stuff? I find commercials more believable, and I’d be more inclined to watch.

I don’t like shows, I don’t like to put on a show, I just really want to work intimately with my actors.

I have a rule – ‘funny is funny!’ When I write comedy, it’s not my aim to upset people. I will be offensive, edgy and immature, but I will also be very intelligent and relevant. At my shows, there are no holy cows.

Every one of my products – my lingerie, my perfume, and everything that I do beauty-related with regard to building my burlesque shows – is just me.

My shows are always a mix of songs from all my albums with some rocking covers thrown in for fun.

Country artists, I met a lot of them when I was five, six years old. I had an uncle who was a country and western singer and I met Lefty Frizzell when I was five or six years old in those shows that would come through Toronto from Nashville.

Awards shows mainly publicize the people giving the awards.

The very fact that you are a complainer, shows that you deserve your lot.

There are a lot of shows that have been saved because the fans weighed in.

I’m always trying to improve my skills as an actor. I think it shows in ‘El Gringo;’ it shows in the new ‘Universal Soldier.’ You can’t rest on your laurels; you’ve got to keep improving.

Parodies of commercials are by no means new and have been popular going back to black-and-white TV shows of the ’50s.

Halfway through the set, the lead singer, who goes by Cloud, knife in hand, begins to stab at the cutout of Copal Brandt with a lion’s passion. Out of nowhere blood is produced and Cloud proceeds to rub it all over his own face and body, then on his own bandmates. Afterwards he roars into...

We’ve had American TV shows in Britain for years and that hasn’t affected our culture at all.

Men are domineering in rural Haryana, and that shows in sport, too.

No one comes to my shows so they’ll feel safe and comfortable.

A lot of shows peak after a series and never get it back, but ‘Breaking Bad’ keeps the tension up all the time.

My introduction to acting was through theatre, so I actually saw a couple of Broadway shows that made me want to be an actor.

Usually, comedy shows only influence other comedy shows. ‘M*A*S*H’ is one of the few comedies that influenced dramatic shows as well.

When you do a reality show and host shows, it’s hard to have secrets.

In this business, there is an insane amount of pressure, spoken and unspoken, to be thin. If you look at some of the television shows, eating disorders become like a competitive thing.

So many stars who have shows are intimidated by having people around them be funnier than them. It’s always the unsuccessful ones. Look at Seinfeld – he’s great because he let everyone be hilarious.

He’d been given an assignment to write about teen beauty pageants […], which he’d accepted because he enjoyed blood sports as much as the next person.

I do believe that Jodi Arias shows a lot of signs of mental illness.

Selling scent is a key job for celebrities. At any one time, there’ll be hundreds of them at it, going on the world’s talk shows, doing photo-shoots, providing employment for thousands. Celebrities are instant brands.

One of my very favorite television shows growing up was ‘The Prisoner.’

I was very friendly with Jimi Hendrix because my boyfriend at the time, Tommy Weber, was making a film about him, so I would go to all of his shows.

When someone shows you who they are, believe them the first time.

Everything I am, everything I’ve been allowed to do, career-wise, has come out of the opportunity I had with ‘Cheers’. I think it’s one of the funniest shows ever. They are some of my best friends.

I like the idea of shows where I don’t know where I’ll be at the end of the season.

What made us different from other westerns was the fact that ‘Gunsmoke’ wasn’t just action and a lot of shooting; they were character-study shows.

I just am a huge fan of PBS. They’ve taken great risks from great shows.