There isn’t a comedian in the world that hasn’t bombed.
No matter what hyenas sound like, they are not actually laughing.
I have to warn you, I’m not just some sitcom guy. I’m now an author.
I don’t know how to do a show not in front of a live audience.
I don’t think of myself as an American Master. I’ve just been making a living.
I love portraying the totally indifferent person.
I made people laugh as a kid, but that’s not how you make a living.
I think there’s a part, just a part of comedians, that is still childlike.
This stammer got me a home in Beverly Hills, and I’m not about to screw with it now.
I’ve had time off, and it drove me nuts. I was crawling up the wall.
You’re not dead at 85. You’re a long way from it. Go out and enjoy. You’ve earned it.
I made a record album in 1960 and it exploded, and I got all these offers for TV.
What you see on stage is pretty much the way I am… a dry sense of humor.
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