As human beings, we are the only organisms that create for the sheer stupid pleasure of doing so. Whether it’s laying out a garden, composing a new tune on the piano, writing a bit of...

I did something so stupid last night that I can’t even speak about it today. I took a vow of silence.

I say the stupidest stuff, all the time, off of Twitter, and so I think Twitter is good way for people to get to know the stupid side of me.

Stupid kissing. Stupid roaming hands. Stupid boys.

Love is being stupid together.

Some people get rich studying artificial intelligence. I make money studying natural stupidity.

Mary Joe Fernandez rarely has a bad loss. She never tries for stupid shots.

Sin is too stupid to see beyond itself.

It’s not that I’m stupid. I just don’t think sometimes.

If you need help bark like a dog.” – Gendry. “That’s stupid. If I need help I’ll shout help.” – Arya

But what could I do? Be stupid for a while? I wasn’t sure I knew how, even after so many years of careful observation.

Fairy tales were stupid. And dangerous.

I sometimes feel nervous because I give stupid answers to certain pointless questions. It happens in Turkish as much as in English. I speak bad Turkish and utter stupid sentences.

Don’t allow life to pass you by because you are afraid of [looking] stupid.

As a journalist, I try to avoid talking to American diplomats, because I am stunned again and again by just how little grasp they have of what people are really feeling in a country. Especially...

Don’t do anything stupid.”Don’t worry,’ I whispered over the line, ‘I’m an expert on stupid.”You’re…”Like, I can spot stupidity, because I know it so well. The way an exterminator knows bugs really well, and can...

You might never comprehend my madness. But it stands behind my undying love for you. You’re the object of my everything. I’m sorry I’ve been stupid lately.

For every fatal shooting, there were roughly three non-fatal shootings. And, folks, this is unacceptable in America.

The most stupid mistake a counter-insurgency operation can make is alienating the population. If you alienate the population, you’re finished.

Racist people are few, in the minority. But you can do nothing to change them. You can talk, you can do what you want, but you can’t do anything because they are just stupid people.

You must learn the art of disappearance to protect yourself from the stupid! This art will save your time and your energy and it will keep your mind’s purity. And what is this art? It...

You have to protect it too, you can’t let just any stupid person take it and do something demoralizing with it. At the same time, I don’t believe in being so rigid about controlling what...

drenching his shirt with saltwater

In Italy we have not a Common law legal system, we have a stupid one instead!

The whole world is dying. Just too slowly and naturally for my liking. Somebody should poison the food by genetically modifying it somehow. But even if that happened, nobody would be stupid enough to buy...

It is because of the Biblical curse on man’s search for knowledge, which has so paralyzed his mind during the past ages, and its detrimental effect upon progress, that makes the Bible the most wicked,...

Facts are stupid until brought into connection with some general law.

He could be so charming and irreverent and witty, and then-bam!-a switch flipped and he reverted right back to the cocky asshole everyone reported him to be.

In my humble opinion, change is stupid.

You can’t fix stupid

The Postfix security model is based on keeping software simple and stupid.

You have to be willing to accept the idea that people may think you’re stupid.

People says it gets easier. People are stupid.”-Vlad

Some people, I think, think that because I don’t take it as seriously as a lot of the girls do, that I frown upon modeling or think it’s stupid. I don’t at all. This is...

Religion can only do two things for mankind; turn them into monster or stupid.

I do not support peace in the Middle East. And I do not support Arafat. He is a stupid, incompetent fool!

If you’re doing a family movie, you don’t want it to be stupid. Farting chihuahuas is not my idea of entertainment for kids or adults. So you try to make a movie that adults can...

The willingness to be a champion for stupid ideas is the key to greater creativity, innovation, fulfillment, inspiration, motivation and success.

There had never been a shortage of fools in the world

I don’t think you can rely on Iran. I don’t think you can rely on other radicals like the Taliban. They dispatched Al Qaida to bomb New York and Washington. What were they thinking? Were...

I can be a stupid girl inside of a crazy woman at times over you. If I weren’t, you should be worried! We all do stupid shit. I might as well be a fool for...

It’s a cliché to say that men think with their penises. But it’s a fact. And penises are notoriously stupid. My penis, for example, probably only has an IQ of 144, or about 12 times...

You started caring about somebody, you did stupid things.

The groove is so mysterious. We’re born with it and we lose it and the world seems to split apart before our eyes into stupid and cool. When we get it back, the world unifies...

Are Christians too stupid that we can’t write a script, we can’t film a movie OR we don’t know how to act?

There is no real bravery in getting paid to save someone’s life. However, there is a large amount of bravery in a nurse break dancing at the hospital’s Christmas party.

The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.

Nobody loves a woman because she is handsome or ugly, stupid or intelligent. We love because we love.

I figured something out. The future is unpredictable.

(Parody that is often falsely believed to be a true quote of Mariah Carey’s) Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can’t help but cry. I mean...