I tell you what. 85 percent of the sportswriters think I’m stupid or a clown or something. They think I’m crazy.

When I was in college I did a lot of stupid things and I don’t want to make an excuse for that. Some of the things that people accuse me of are true, some of...

It all starts with a tiny, stupid idea, then one thing leads to another, and suddenly, you find something amazing: yourself.

People think that because of my nature and the tone of my voice that I’m stupid, and that’s hard.

I can’t tell if wanting you is selfish or stupid.

I never think I’m making fun of my culture. In fact I’m making fun of myself, because I catch myself doing some very stupid things.

Spike Lee is obviously more stupid than anyone can be by accident.

Do not be a stupid, unless someone is paying you to be.

A stupid is one who thinks that those in power today had clandestine means of getting there, yet wants to get there without thinking of the clandestine route they would be taking.

Poke had never shared out so many raisins, because she had never had so many to share. But the little kids wouldn’t understand that. They’d think, Poke gave us garbage, and Achilles gave us raisins....

You have to be an optimist, right? You have to be critical, then you have to be an optimist. Or else you’re really stupid.

Boys are stupid, throw rocks at them.

If journalists ask you again and again about the same bands, you’ll end up saying you hate them just because you’re so fed up with being asked all those stupid questions.

To boast of a performance which I cannot beat is merely stupid vanity. And if I can beat it that means there is nothing special about it. What has passed is already finished with. What...

I developed a nutty attitude where I’d think, If some guy really loves me he doesn’t care if I’m fat. I’d come up with all these stupid reasons why it would be OK to be...

I always feel stupid giving advice since I’ve been married, what, a year? I can say this: Be in it for the long haul and just know there are going to be rough patches. No...

Maybe what I wanted was stupid. Maybe it wasn’t even something I could have. But, still it was mine. I didn’t think I could sacrifice my dreams, no matter how much my family meant to...

In days gone by, short-statured people were not only labelled as ugly, stupid and freakish, they were often owned by aristocrats and treated, at best, as entertainment and, at worst, as pets.

Generally, magicians don’t know what to say, so they say stupid and redundant crap like, ‘Here I am holding a red ball.’

More than anything else, we need in this society the opportunity for people to tell us what they think without being told that they’re either dumb, or stupid, or uninformed.

Here’s all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.

When I was a kid, among the other embarrassing things I would do, and there’s a list of stupid things, but I would make these dumb comedy tapes. I would often make prank phone calls,...

There are three stupids:A woman who thinks she does not deserve more, a man who believes he is superior, and a God who considers himself always right.

If I was crazy, I’d throw the ball into the stands with the bases loaded. Now, that’s crazy. If I was stupid, I’d throw the ball into center field with the bases loaded and a...

Ever since I was 7 years old, I was writing. I remember being in the basement of my house, this dank, horrible basement, putting on plays with not-very-willing participants, and I would promise kids in...

Life is too short not to start something stupid.

I used to have the most visceral response to having my photo taken. I felt like instantly bursting into tears and running out of the room. I hated all the attention, which is such a...

I’m a human being and I’ve got thoughts and secrets and bloody life inside me that he doesn’t know is there, and he’ll never know what’s there because he’s stupid. I suppose you’ll laugh at...

The three of usgetting along so well.

I think I have many spenglerian moods about the country, and that some day people will look back and think ‘this was a really goofy, unadmirable stupid time.

We all act crazy when we fall in love, stupid when we miss them, and insane when we lose them.

You blew up half the town.

You can only manage to convince a person to admit to being wrong, not ignorant, arrogant, or stupid.

It is irritating when someone talking to me,When she is not talking

You don’t have to tell me everything right away, but I have to tell you everything right away? Can’t you see how stupid that is?

My gran always said I was half clever, half stupid, and half crazy.

I would say exploit the stupid, because they’re expendable and loyal, but it’s a fact: politicians are not loyal.

The reason I went for Jenny Craig is I thought, Maybe I’m not the only one who has stupid reasons for getting fat.

I hate people saying anything stupid. I don’t really suffer fools very well at all. When people are acting like idiots, not that I’m not guilty of doing the odd idiotic thing myself from time...

I am a dork in disguise; I love doing stupid stuff.

Los celos hacen que las personas hagan y digan cosas estúpidas

I thought about how stupid it is, that all of us are born destined to desire somebody else, though desire brings with it such disappointment and pain. Humankind’s history must be scored bloody with heartbreak....

You deicde, and you make our night what you want. Brilliant and ours. Stupid and theirs.

I’m not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president.

Really, the golden egg of doing a series is that you cross that very stupid bridge that says ‘Name Actors Only’ in casting sessions. All of a sudden, you become a name actor; it gives...

I mean, I wasn’t stupid. I knew we’d make money and sell a lot of Dune books.

Maybe he would see me as weak and stupid. Maybe he was right.

I wish I was more stupid because I’m either completely ecstatic and joyous and absolutely high as a kite or I’m a bit morbid. There’s never anything in between.

I had this talent for these stupid little teenage songs.

I quite enjoy cooking but I’m not consistent. I can’t follow the recipe book. If something goes well, I’ll never make it again, which is completely stupid. It’s a one-shot kind of deal.