Sometimes I feel that life has passed me by… Do you ever feel that way, Charlie Brown?””I feel that it has knocked me down and walked all over me!

I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind! The answer is twelve? I think I’m in the wrong building.

All his life he tried to be a good person. Many times, however, he failed.For after all, he was only human. He wasn’t a dog.

I don’t think God wants to be worshiped. I think the only pure worship of God is by loving one another, and I think all other forms of worship became a substitute for the love...

I’m torn between the desire to create and the desire to destroy.

Absence makes the heart grow fonder, but it sure makes the rest of you lonely.

Brothers and sisters should never be in the same family.

Yesterday I was a dog. Today I’m a dog. Tomorrow I’ll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There’s so little hope for advancement.

I think this is irresponsible preaching and very dangerous, and especially when it is slanted toward children, I think it’s totally irresponsible, because I see nothing biblical that points up to our being in the...

This is my depressed stance. When you’re depressed, it makes a lot of difference how you stand. The worst thing you can do is straighten up and hold your head high because then you’ll start...

Christmas is doing a little something extra for someone.

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.

I used to have more tolerance for these views, but I am losing patience with what I see. The test of anything is the fruit it bears. I see no good fruit being born.

Learn from yesterday, live for today, look to tomorrow, rest this afternoon.

May I eat lunch with you, Charlie Brown?” I’d give anything to talk with her… she’d never like me, though… I’m so blah and so stupid… she’d never like me… I wonder what would happen...

I do not like a high-organized church. I think that as soon as the congregation reaches a level of one hundred or so people, it is time to build a new church. As soon as...

How do we know where we’re going? Follow the moon! Remember, the moon is always over Hollywood, and Needles isn’t far from Hollywood.

I love mankind … it’s people I can’t stand!!

Winning isn’t everything, but losing isn’t anything.

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, ‘Where have I gone wrong’.Then a voice says to me, ‘This is going to take more than one night.

I fall in love with any girl who smells of library paste.

There is a thought among some brands of theology that souls are waiting up in heaven to be born. Now how in the world anybody comes up with that is beyond me, and how you...

Happiness is a warm puppy.

Look out!! Ha! Now you’ve done it! Now you’ve broken a lamp, and you’ve got no one to blame it on but yourself!””Maybe I could blame it on society!

In the Book of Life, The answers aren’t in the back.

Each year, the Great Pumpkin rises out of the pumpkin patch that he thinks is the most sincere. He’s gotta pick this one. He’s got to. I don’t see how a pumpkin patch can be...

I don’t believe in school prayer. I think it’s total nonsense…who is the teacher there that is going to have them pray? And is the teacher going to be Catholic or Mormon or Episcopalian or...

What’s the good of living if you don’t try a few things?

I have deep feelings of depression… What can I do about this?”Snap out of it! Five cents, please.

Well, I can understand how you feel. You worked hard, studying for the spelling bee, and I suppose you feel you let everyone down, and you made a fool of yourself and everything. But did...

don’t worry about the world ending today, it’s already tomorrow in australia. -Charles M. Shulz

Those who find no humor in faith are probably those who find the church a refuge for their own black way of looking at life, although I think many of us find the church a...

I think I’ve discovered the secret of life — you just hang around until you get used to it.

Look at Charlie Brown’s face. Would you please hold still a minute Charlie Brown? I want Linus to study your face. Now this is what you call a failure face, Linus. Notice how it has...

How can I play baseball when I’m worried about foreign policy?

I see no reason why church services have to be standard. I’ve discussed this with the man who used to be a pastor here at the Methodist Church in Sebastopol. I told him I saw...

Try not to have a good time…this is supposed to be educational.

Cartooning will destroy you; it will break your heart.

I’m dying and all I hear are insults!

Life is like a 10-speed bike. Most of us have gears we never use.

I think we place the wrong emphasis upon examples, that we’re treading on very weak ground when we set ourselves up as examples for others to become religious. If people are going to look at...

Just remember, when you’re over the hill, you begin to pick up speed.

Happiness does not create humor. There’s nothing funny about being happy. Sadness creates humor.

I don’t know the meaning of life. I don’t know why we are here. I think life is full of anxieties and fears and tears. It has a lot of grief in it, and it...

Well, I know about loneliness. I won’t talk about it, but I was very lonely after the war. I know what it feels like to spend a whole weekend all by yourself and no one...

All right, so you believe in Santa Claus, and I’ll believe in the ‘Great Pumpkin.’ The way I see it, it doesn’t matter what you believe just so you’re sincere! (Linus)

Sometimes I lie awake at night and I ask, “Why me?”, then a voice answers “Nothing personal, your name just happened to come up.

She nibbles her pencil… She’s human!

Lucy: You learn more when you lose Charlie Brown: Well then I must be the smartest person in world!!!

Tell me what you’ll do if you’re captured by the coyotes… Well, that might work, but does your mother live near here?