Never sleep with anyone whose troubles are worse than your own.

Rapunzel shivered as she felt the tantalizing warm breath of the leopard and the vibrations from his panting tickle and tease her in such an intimate place.

To the degree you experience God’s love towards you – seeing you as beautiful and radiant – to that degree sex won’t ruin your life.

…the controlling of the sex nature builds up a reservoir of strength, and it is this strength that opens the door to the Innermost.

I staggered into a Manchester bar late one night on a tour and the waitress said “You look as if you need a Screaming Orgasm”. At the time this was the last thing on my...

Stab your demoniac smile to my brain,Soak me in cognac, love, and cocaine

It’s all society is, the repressed sex drives of men, the objectification of women, their paranoia, the posturing, the macho stances, the beauty standard, it’s all just one charade masking a never ending hard on.

Give me Pablo Neruda, picnic beneath a full moon & iridescent stars, black olives, cherries, dark things, canoe on a river…that’s romance.

Let’s quit our jobs and fuck all day.

I remember taking an anthropology class in college and the professor was explaining that there is little ‘sexual dimorphism’ in humans. He meant that there are few outward, observable differences between makes and females. At...

the man and his wife were both naked, and were not ashamed.

souls connect& souls tie. intertwine humbly and with care.

What you need is a chick from Camden,’ Van Patten says, after recovering from McDermott’s statement.Oh great,’ I say. ‘Some chick who thinks it’s okay to fuck her brother.’Yeah, but they think AIDS is a...

—Hazme lo que quieras —susurró. Tenía diecisiete años y la vida en los labios.

If love and hate aren’t true opposites, perhaps neither are pleasure and pain—if you go far enough in one extreme, it resembles the other.

If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.

If you believe that you can use sex to shore up your fragile self-esteem by stealing someone else’s, we feel sorry for you, because this will never work to build a solid sense of self...

I traced a finger along my bottom lip as I wondered what his erection would look like, and how I should seduce him. I thought what kind of approach would work best: whether to go...

Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn’t!

Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.

A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded gun on your coffee table- There’s nothing wrong with them, but it’s hard to stop thinking about.

Seeing your mother naked is not something you easily recover from. Seeing your mother naked and jumping from one side of a king-sized bed to the other with a nurse’s hat on while your father,...

He said I’m the winning lottery ticket, like he’s never meant anything more.

The male sex still constitute in many ways the most obstinate vested interest one can find.

Oh, I have felt lust. And I’ve indulged lust. But no other woman has turned me into another person.

For Hitschmann and Bergler, ‘frigidity’ had a single criterion: ‘absence of the vaginal orgasm.’ The standard was unqualified and absolute. A woman who did not enjoy intercourse: frigid. Women who derived sexual pleasure from acts...

The Englishman can get along with sex quite perfectly so long as he can pretend that it isn’t sex but something else.

His fingerprints covered my skin.

Just as sex is a God-given instinct for the prolongation of the human race, so the desire for property as a prolongation of one’s ego is a natural right sanctioned by natural law. A person...

Sex is sharing, you see, and it’s good to share with everyone. But the sharing has to be real and meaningful. That creates problems.

Like a 9-5 business at 4:59 pm, her legs were open.

Question for your life: Let’s say we’re making love on the moon, and my clone decides to show up. Would you tell either me or him to get lost?

I make love in my bathtub, because there’s only room for one person.

I don’t have a tan because I only come out at night. The only sun I get is reflected off the moon. I make love like a vampire, only entirely different and without completely filling...

If I’m having sex during an earthquake, would I get a refund on all those quarters I just put in the vibrating bed?

Once you finish having sex, what is there to do but start over?

We made love like two shy people who acted like we’ve never acted in front of a camera before. Aside from the lead actor, I was also the producer, director, cameraman, and financier.

I love coffee like I love making love. It’s like liquid sex, except you don’t want to spill it all over your crotch.

She gave me money to buy condoms, and instead I bought a book of baby names.

It wasn’t the first time he’d run for his life. And it most likely wouldnot be the last. In the past few decades, though, he’d mostly run fromangry fathers who’d found him where they felt...

Sex without love is like a goddamn business transaction. And sometimes both parties feel as if they got a good deal, but that doesn’t make it any less so.

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There’s no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.

We fell into each other’s arms and kissed like we were coming up for air after being underwater for days. The melding of our mouths was sweeter than oxygen. We took huge, deep gulps of...

Intimacy and lovemaking—intertwined, meshed, and one becoming the other—are what I strive to achieve each time I am presented with the opportunity to enjoy a lovemaking experience.

Well, well. You might just be my soul mate.

When you f*** a Vampire, you get a free hat.

Is it always that way with men, that first burst of love or sex the thing that binds you? Do you always have to harken back to those first weeks when just the way he...

La Maga did not know that my kisses were like eyes which began to open up beyond her, and that I went along outside as if I saw a different concept of the world, the...

Sex is an art; those who know better are the better artists.

It’s so screwed up, the standards…You should like it, but you shouldn’t like it too much or talk about how much you like it. You should do it, but you shouldn’t do it with too...