33 old people went into a nursing home, and only 34 people came out alive. One old woman died while giving birth to twins.

Then, for no reason I could tell you, I tossed the spool again, even though Elaine had asked me not to. Maybe only because, in a way, him chasing a spool was like old people...

Why do old people drive slow? They have the least amount of time left on earth, so you’d think they’d drive the fastest, to make the best use of what little time they have.

The old sleep poorly. Perhaps they stand watch.

I love how babies look like old people. I saw a baby the other day that looked exactly like my grandpa, only taller.

The good thing about being old is not being young.

Myśli te zaprawione były pewną goryczą ludzi starych, którzy więcej cierpią nad utratą rzeczy dawnych, niż cieszą się z nadejścia nowych.

There’s no accounting for the opinions of old ladies. They think everyone is cute.

Choose old people for enemies. They die. You win.

It is not grey hair that makes one respectable but character.

Treasure the wisdom of old age.Learn from elder people and be wise.

Young people must appreciate the beauty of old age. The old people were once young.

Why is it, I wondered, that old people are always so self-centered and excitable? But I just smiled benignly and stood back, comforted by the thought that soon they would be dead.

The land of easy mathematics where he who works adds up and he who retires subtracts.

Old ones should respect the energy of youths and youths should respect the experience of old ones.

It’s just proper for old people to die. Otherwise, they’d go insane in a world too different from the one they knew.

It was Sunday morning, and old people passed me like sad grey waves on their way to church.

BARBARIC!