everything but.” But now that I have done it, it doesn’t seem nearly as big a deal to do it again.

It’s because you weren’t in love,” Mary said. “When you’re in love it’s beautiful. When you’re not it’s just dirty filthy sex. Loveless sex has no true spiritual meaning deep inside your soul. But love...

I love doubt in a woman. It’s nearly as sexy as determination.

I was hot and horny as hell. Which was typical of me. I’m twenty-five, and I’m healthy, and a healthy girl is always thinking about sex.

Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.

Nothing is wrong. It’s merely what you think is right and wrong that has you confused.

Sex is good, but not as good as fresh sweet corn.

There are many ways to get to know someone, and my favorite is seeing them naked in Happy Baby pose.I also feel it is important to have sex soon after meeting someone in order to...

The kiss. Oh, the kiss. What a perfect, unnerving, luscious kiss. He made me feel unhinged . . . like he could take me apart and put me back together again and again.

I saw this beautiful girl the other day. She had an ass behind her that seemed to go on for days. In fact, I’m still going on about her.

A woman I had sex with is carrying my child, because God has made it so that my hands are full. They’re full of hope for the future.

One less divorce. Thanks, Pfizer.”)

White pussy is nothin but trouble.

He held me tight against him until I quit struggling, and then he flicked the strap of my dress, causing it to hang off my shoulder.”Since the word virgin came out of those beautiful lips...

I figured I had kept her from being too depressed after fucking–it’s hard for a girl with any force in her and any brains to accept the whole thing of fucking, of being fucked without...

All you Westerosi make a shame of loving. There is no shame in loving. If your septons say there is, your seven gods must be demons. In the isles we know better. Our gods gave...

Agatha told me she was late, and I thought, I haven’t slept with her in years—she really must be late. I’m going to be a father!

My girlfriend Likes Sex and the City. Trouble is, I live in the country.

I can’t be always and everywhere Who Man. Sometimes I have to be the Why Guy. But that’s what makes women want to make love to me and give me a discount price.

The difference between noon and midnight is the same as the separation between sex and masturbation. Sexually, you can find me at 6:00 sharp. Bring a condom and a glove—and don’t be late.

If Twinkies grew on trees, as nature intended, then I would like to irrigate your fertile valley. When we make love, bring your own knitting equipment.

I smell like cat snuggles and sex, though from two different activities. I have just perfected my meatloaf-flavored ice cream, if you want to grab a spork.

So there the two of us were. Frozen in time, living in the moment, focused only on our immediate desires. Which of course included sex. Lots and lots of it.

I sell sex by the coffee cup. I don’t go by small, medium, or large, I go by deep, deeper, and deepest.

My girlfriend just had a baby. We’ve known each other for six months, so I’m pretty stunned to find myself becoming a father so soon. I hope the baby looks like me!

Do that again and you’lllose that which you believe makes me whole.

The first two facts which a healthy boy or girl feels about sex are these: first that it is beautiful and then that it is dangerous.

I think women are sexy when they got some clothes on. And if later they take them off then you’ve triumphed. Somebody once said it’s what you dont see you’re interested in, and this is...

How the hell do I know? It just hurts me to think about it….And its not because you’re a great lay. Though you are. But I’ve had great lays before, and I didn’t get torn...

Every person has the right to be loved in the way she/he wants to be loved. Making love is not something you do to someone; making love is something you share.

Seamus: “I was wondering if you would like to go get some coffee”Cara: “Well that depends … do you like to take long walks?”Seamus: “Yes”Cara: “Do you like sex?”Seamus: “Yeees”Cara: “Then take a f***ing hike...

A man who wouldn’t cheat for a poke don’t want one bad enough. –Augustus “Gus” McCrae

Combattant sans risque, vous devez agir sans précaution. Pour vous autres hommes, les défaites ne sont que des succès de moins. Dans cette partie si inégale, notre fortune est de ne pas perdre, et votre...

A Oliveira le gustaba hacer el amor con la Maga porque nada podía ser más importante para ella y al mismo tiempo, de una manera difícilmente comprensible, estaba como por debajo de su placer, se...

A mutual and satisfied sexual act is of great benefit to the average woman, the magnetism of it is health giving. When it is not desired on the part of the woman and she has...

I think a man’s “wordplay” can be so fucking sexy!!! I love a good mind fuck!!

I’m 30, it’s Christmas, and I’m a writer without a job. I sit hereengulfed in a furious fit of frustration. My future unknown. Mynuts so small you could fit them in a gnat’s navel and...

I can draw you a diagram. Hint: I’m slot B, and you’re tab A.

I finally understood why so much monkey business happened in the backs of buses. Put us in close proximity, with wheels spinning under us, and nothing to do but wait, we’re going to start thinking...

He spent the next weeks blocking scenes of the bureaucrat fucking his wife. On the floor with cooking ingredients. Standing, with socks still on. In the grass of the yard of their new and immense...

A woman who spends her time worrying about pregnancy is a virtual cripple, she’ll never go very far.

Fin da piccole sapevano quanto poco valore il mondo attribuisse ai libri, e non perdevano tempo a leggerli. Mentre io, anche adesso, continuo a credere che quei puntini neri su fondo bianco abbiano il più...

They seemed to be together as one, somewhere else in a place that was lighter than air.

I could mount you until I die.

He always thought a muse should be sex on legs.

Does getting nailed by a werewolf count as bestiality?

I just want to fuck my baby! I’m your baby! Will you be my baby? Baby? Baby?” For one thing, he couldn’t decide whether he was the baby or the daddy. Make up your mind,...

Of all the various kinds of sexual intercourse, this has the least to recommend it. As an amusement, it is too fleeting; as an occupation, it is too wearing; as a public exhibition, there is...

Ares sighed “What are the three words said most often in our house?” “Not tonight, Ares?” Than offered. “Funny,” Ares growled. “Cara never says that.

Like the psychological model outlined above, the psychiatric understanding of ’organised paedophilia’ is a framework that is focused primarily on individual psychological factors and overlooks the role of violence in criminal groups and the contexts...