Penis is simply an anatomical appendage, as exciting as a finger or a phalange. A willy is something small and flaccid, and at least slightly humorous. Prick is the organ as viewed with distaste, perhaps...

You are not male or female, but a plandeep-set within the heart of man.

What’s bothering me is you always seem ready to snap my head off my shoulders and I’m not comfortable with that.

I stroke a finger over my own top button, undo it, then let my hand drop with an exaggerated sigh. “It’s not quite the same,” I declare, “ripping my own clothes off.

He swallowed, and his voice was a bit rough, but he was “You know, I think moving is key to this whole fucking thing.””This does t feel good?” Gavin kissed under Jamie’s ear while rubbing...

Adrian had always found it amusing that a guy could be drilling Stacia up her ass while she considered herself to be a virgin. Her intent had been to present herself as such when she...

Been there, done that, got the t-shirt.Sold my soul and yeah, the truth hurts.

First of all, consensual sex between an officer and an enlisted person or between a sergeant and a trainee is — is a violation of good order and discipline.

What exactly does that expression even mean? An ass that won’t quit? Think about the primary function of an ass—I’d think that’s the sort of thing you might want to quit.

Looking through the ruby glass one cannot see the true colour of the sky.

I still get angry when older people assume that everyone in my generation, screws around. They’re probably the same ones who think all kids use dope. It’s true that we are more open than our...

Men love a submissive woman, Damon said simply. Even when they say the don’t. There’s just something about a beautiful, soft woman looking to them to protect and take care of them that inspires a...

It’s the height of bad manners to sleep with somebody less than three times.

I don’t want to be your snack, your chew-toy, your fuck-buddy. Find a vampire to sink your fang into.

But, you know, sex is controversial, it just is and it always will be.

A philosophical discussion ensued about right and wrong, and good and bad. Also about things to be ashamed of and things to be feel guilty about. Could anything carried out between two consensual adults be...

You feel bad about yelling in a graveyard after you just tried to have sex with me in a church?

Never sleep with someone whose troubles are worse than your own.

Why do women always feel they have to settle for less?

I hope you nail the bastard.”So does he.

A salary is, to a man’s employer, what his wife’s vagina is to his wife: a tool used to (1) reward; and (2) control him.

Everyone loves it, everyone wants it, But someone who has enough guts to take it are considered as sluts…Why? Why does world has to be full of double-faced hypocrites?

If there’s anything I’ve learned it’s that love is an unstoppable human drive, fierce and universal, and that sex is the physical manifestation of love. And that sex without love is missing the whole damn...

Oferecer o corpo como objeto agradavável, dar gratuitamente prazer: é isso o que os ocidentais não sabem mais fazer. Perderam totalmente o senso da doação. Podem até se esforçar, mas não conseguem mais sentir o...

There are two more turds, smaller ones, and when he has eaten these, residual shit to lick out of her anus. He prays that she’ll let him drop the cape over himself, to be allowed,...

You may have noticed we have no sex lives. As a result there’s lots of chocolate in this house.

The physical union of a man and a woman, in essence, is a supernatural act, a reminiscence of paradise, the most beautiful of all the hymns of praise dedicated to the Creator by the creature;...

But not you, O girl, nor yet his mother,stretched his eyebrows so fierce with expectation.Not for your mouth, you who hold him now,did his lips ripen into these fervent contours.Do you really think your quiet...

Our basic relationship to sex mirrors our whole relationship to life.

You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.

Why even call it a fuck? Why not be clear and call it a seminal emission in a preapproved orifice?

…although the reason for the existence of women is obvious enough, nobody has any real idea what point there is in being a man. Men have however, made many attempts to justify their existence.

He’s kissing me everywhere, squeezing me, running his fingers over places no one else has touched

Your boss takes a dim view of SEX?

Don’t be a critic. The critic is to art what the limp penis is to sex.

Yesterday, here in the middle of the City, I saw a wolf turn into a Russian ex-gymnast and hand over a business card that read YOUR OWN PERSONAL TRANSHUMAN SECURITY WHORE! STERILIZED INNARDS! ACCEPTS ALL...

Telling a woman that you will be unable to climax unless you are looking at her in a mirror is, in my experience, an excellent way to ensure the only place you will ever see...

Consuming pornography does not lead to more sex, it leads to more porn. Much like eating McDonalds everyday will accustom you to food that (although enjoyable) is essentially not food, pornography conditions the consumer to...

It’s been a while since I’ve had sex. I figured it was just like riding a bike, the only difference is that after a while, the bike doesn’t turn you over and ride you.

My essay had evolved into thinking about fucking. You could be raped a thousand times and still be a virgin. I was writing about fucking by a master and fucking as a slave, about Hegel,...

Coffee is a girl who never tells a boy no.

I sure wasn’t going to ask Aunt Sally, because if she told me once that getting your period was like a moth becoming a butterfly, she’d probably say that sexual intercourse was like a deer...

You know how most illnesses have symptoms you can recognize? Like fever, upset stomach, chills, whatever. Well, with manic depression, it’s sexual promiscuity, excessive spending, and substance abuse – and that just sounds like a...

Lovers do things together! They rent videos, they ride Ferris wheels, they go out for pizza, they play Scrabble. They . . . they talk!”Talk?’ He lifted his head and frowned, his eyes puzzled. ‘We...

Illicit sex, Marcus, drives at least half the decisions of the modern world, wouldn’t you agree?

…he glanced over his shoulder at her, regarding her, as he often did before they made love, as if she were a lost continent about to be rediscovered.

On top of everything else, Boobie’s got the clap.

You found the way, didn’t you?” What’s so wonderful about it? I thought. Dogs do.

If this were a different time, a different place, I would take you to bed with me and make love to you for days,” he said, his voice slow and deep and intent. “I would...

Vainglory, however, no matter how much medieval Christianity insisted it was a sin, is a motor of mankind, no more eradicable than sex.