Do you want to have sex? I think we should have sex. CASUAL sex.

And sometimes I try to stop speculating the future out of existence, and other times I just lean back and run with it because maybe it’s for the best.

I need some kind of… like… last minute, poorly-set-up deus ex machina!!

What kind of tea do you want?””There´s more than one kind of tea?…What do you have?””Let´s see… Blueberry, Raspberry, Ginseng, Sleepytime, Green Tea, Green Tea with Lemon, Green Tea with Lemon and Honey, Liver Disaster,...

‎All my stupid little thoughts beget stupid little thoughts, rampantly speculating every possible outcome of every possible situation until they’re all done to death and none of them could ever be true.

Every time you look up at the stars, it’s like opening a door. You could be anyone, anywhere. You could be yourself at any moment in your life. You open that door and you realize...

Scott: I don’t think I’m ready to be a grown-up.Kim: I don’t think you are either, buddy. But hey, you’ll get it. It just takes practice.

Gilded palace of Flying BurritosExcellent Nouveau Mexican CuisineWe all got to wear Swank-Ass Nudie SuitsI should have known it was a lousy pipe dreamOhhh, Ohhh, what an awesome jobOhhh, Ohhh, what do I do now??Ohh,...

There is no such thing as phD in swag. Only uni. After learning the principles of swag, one must do their own individual trainibg to increase horizons of their 4 elements of swag. Then comes...

I’m everyone everywhere with you without you unbound set free in limbo lost at sea.

This song is for the guy who keeps yelling from the balcony, and it’s called ‘We hate you, please die.’