Why is every mom’s concern about sex? There are more important things in life, like school, careers, poetry, books, ice cream, or learning how to make the perfect chocolate cake. It’s so damn frustrating.

I don’t know what you do about sex and I don’t want to know, but this is not the way to go about it. You’re what – fifty-two? Do you think a young girl finds...

I ejaculated about ten minutes ago and the stuff was black. So everything is not normal.”Silence greeted that happy little announcement. Man, if he had hauled off and sucker-punched V, he would have gotten less...

However, create a limit for your communications and interactions with the opposite sex and respect that limit, else you tear away your delicate moral fabrics.

Vastaan janoosi, ja syleilyt juottavat lihan lihaan. Yhtenä kimpaleena kierrymme ovesta sisään ja kaadumme halkaistuista hirsistä rakennetulle pöydälle, ja minä nautin sinua sylini kyllyydestä, hyörin ja pyörin kalusi ympärillä kuin pesällinen hunajaa kehrääviä mehiläisiä. Sinä...

I’m asexual, though occasionally I’m attracted to inanimate objects. Mainly tube-shaped objects.

The most enjoyable book in the world is the phone book, because think of all the sex that went into creating the content.

We spent today sending men to hell. What’s more natural than to pass the night dreaming of procreating a few more to take their place?

Sex exists in the now without past or future. If, for a single second, your minds drifts back to the past or forwards into the unknown, the moment withers like a dead plant and the...

I’m stoic like a statue of Stonewall Jackson. I’d make a great U.S. President, but I’d make an even better chiseled piece of marble—and that’s what makes me such an amazing lover.

The only book I’d read in the shower is Naked Lunch, because my bathtub is in the center of my kitchen. I make breakfast like I make love, and sometimes I’m so hungry I make...

When I’m competing to be on the bottom during sex, I always come out on top.

Sure. But it might take me a few tries to get you pregnant.

I made love to a woman 20 years older than me. The impressive part is that I was only eleven at the time. I saved my allowance for two years to be able to afford...

Morning coffee is my preferred method of starting my evening. I make love all the time half the time. That half is night. Wake me up when it’s ready.

I’m great at making love, at least for the first 20 bucks, and for about 30 minutes after that I just sort of lay there, trying to stretch out my investment.

A rose is a mix of thorns with a flower, and is therefore half fuck you and half fuck me. If I gave you a dozen, would you fuck me 12 times?

Should I take off my helmet before I make love? I’d better not, because my bicycle’s breaks are worn out.

Make time to make love. Then, after you’ve finished making love, make some coffee while I just lie in bed and quiver.

A shower curtain would make a great dress. If I make it for you, will you make love to me? Before you answer, you should know that I’m a bring my own bathtub kind of...

Fiction has been maligned for centuries as being “false,” “untrue,” yet good fiction provides more truth about the world, about life, and even about the reader, than can be found in non-fiction.

The condom broke. I know how stupid that sounds. It’s the reproductive version of the dog ate my homework.

Hell, yes,” Dev says, sitting up now. “Don’t get me wrong – we’re totally going to make the beast with two backs tonight. But if we do it right, it’s going to feel like holding...

nothing one does in bed is immoral if it helps perpetuate love

Sex is now a conceptual act, it’s probably only in terms of the perversions that we can make contact with each other at all.

And in the stillness before dawn, on the brink if a war that could tear us apart, our auras danced and twined in the darkness, coiling around each other until they finally merged, becoming one.

Nothing spices up one’s sex life like having a partner.

A nervous silence loosens tongues

The suffering of either sex / of the male who is unable, because of the way in which he was reared, to take the strong initiating or patriarchal role that is still demanded of him,...

I don’t know what has changed with globalization, but as far I understand it has changed the value of love to sex and romance to money.

Drug-pushers, God-pushers, sex-pushers, art-pushers-all kinds of pushers.

You smell like a bar,” he said.I thought, You smell like a library. But I wanted to have sex right then, so I said, “You smell like a poem.

The Most Dangerous Book In America

and right now, if you don’t touch me in some very hot, very wet places, I might die.

I don’t think Garbo with her clothes off, panting in a brass bed, would have been more sexy than she was.

I mean, it’s just sex. It’s simple biology, right? You build up tension and stress– you need to open a valve somewhere and let it out, or you’ll explode. Nothing deep and emotional about it,...

It’s not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.

There are two things people want more than sex and money… recognition and praise.

She was a sex symbol, she was a pin-up symbol, … You can’t get away from it.

But time and time again, I saw the change in their eyes once they’d conquered me. Dehumanization always follows penetration.

getting old means getting lucky sometimes means sometimes you learn & along with other sweeter acquisitions you learn that ninetenths of what goes down is bullshit that there’s just no way to be with people...

Girls, watch out for the bad guys!…there are those capable of showering their resources on you just to dance on top of you, and finally destroy your good image and reputation.

No estoy enamorado de ti. Ni siquiera despiertas en mí una de esas nostalgias aberrantes que los hombres de mi edad sienten con la proximidad de una vida joven: eres un ser inferior, Iris Mateluna,...

I think virginity is fine, just as I think having sex is fine. I don’t really care what women do sexually, and neither should you. In fact, that’s the point. I believe that a young...

In the realm of love and sex, it’s girls who are in the position of working hard to adapt themselves to the needs and fantasies of the mercurial males whose approval and attention they seek.

Catholics have more extreme sex lives because they’re taught that pleasure is bad for you. Who thinks it’s normal to kneel down to a naked man who’s nailed to a cross? It’s like a bad...

I had always believed, and not only out of cynicism, that a man and a woman could tell in the first ten minutes whether they wanted to go to bed together; and that the time...

Sex is like a drink, it’s bad to start brooding about it too early in the day.

Sexual pleasure is, I agree, a passion to which all others are subordinate but in which they all unite.

Humanity is a cage, and our puritanical sensibilities comprise the bars. We are confined by our own reason and intellect, and yet most of us don’t even know it.