If you replace the letter “s” with the letter “x,” you can make a lot of plural words naughty. For example, “fences” would become “fencex,” and I’d say good fencex makes good neighbors.

If I were a number, I’d want to have sextillion with you.

My mom is all about risk vs. reward. So for example, if I were to go out on a date and have unprotected sex, the risk/reward would be possible STD for me vs. possible grandchild...

It’s simple: Women who pick at their food hate sex. Women who suck the meat off of lobster claws, order (and finish) dessert- these are the women who are going to rip your clothes off...

I’ll see a tree and be reminded of her. So I’ll have to go have sex with that tree.

I make love like a backseat, not on a backseat. I’m both in motion, yet stationary. I would encourage you to encourage your mom to buckle up.

60% of children are born to unwed mothers. I should start pulling out.

Erections are temporary, but child support is forever.

Is that how you get propositioned at the court? ‘Mylady, would you be so kind as to allow me to put my manhood in your vagina’?

And her delicacy offended. Who wants a delicate whore! Claude would even ask you to turn your face away when she squatted over the bidet. All wrong! A man, when he’s burning up with passion,...

The guy was a piece of sin. If he were the devil holding a contract, this would be the moment I might just give in to temptation and sign over my soul.

In various states of undress, those about her joined in her fondling, lowering their mouths not only to her nipples but to her arms and legs, so that each limb was held captive about the...

Many are the women who can take their clothes off seductively, but women who can charm as they dress?

She didn’t want soft and gentle. She needed his rough possession, claiming her, branding her, taking her in a firestorm of heat and flame that would end the world around them, leaving them nothing but...

Litigation takes the place of sex at middle age.

She liked his unique smell, and it turned on all five of her senses, wanting to see him naked, touch him while naked, hear him as he moaned while he made love, taste his skin,...

Nothing in the Bible encourages us to give sex the exalted status it has in our culture, as if finding our purpose, our identity, and our fulfillment all rest with what we can or cannot...

She arches her body like a cat on a stretch. She nuzzles her cunt into my face like a filly at the gate. She smells of the sea. She smells of rockpools when I was...

You know that old saying. Once you go dead, no one’s better in bed.

…I don’t believe you should be a virgin when you get married,’ Sera said. ‘You should experiment. Men do”Yes, but only if you’re in love with them,’ I said.

After the gratifications of brutish appetites are past, the greatest pleasure then is to get rid of that which entertained it.

I decided law was the exact opposite of sex; even when it was good, it was lousy.

His presence was stirring heat in all the wrong places and for all the wrong reasons.

Pussy is sweeter than honey and more valuable than money.

I admit, that the brain does not govern the body as well as one might wish- else all men would be saints and hell would be empty of lechers.

transformed” her into a cheerleader by the end of the show. I was just wondering: what if she liked field hockey better?

The more you focus on sex without love, and drugs and violence, lifestyle of intimidation and recycling, the less energy you spend on opening up the big tent.

I always think the Sex Pistols and the Ramones as very, very important because they stripped things down.

I asked my interior designer to give me something appropriate for defiling virgins.

Well, everyone and their grandmother knows she’s stillbanging Charles after all these years —””Like a screen in a tornado. Sure.

Take off your damned wrapper! The old buffer ordered, looking intensely at her lower part. Comfort was on her knees, rubbing the old man’s dirty feet. All her plea and tears continually worsen the whole...

Sophie held the [hand]cuffs higher, hopint to instill some sense of shame, if not in him, then at least in herself. One look at him and she wanted him again. “I found them in the...

There are some forms of religion that are bad, just as there’s bad cooking or bad art or bad sex, you have bad religion too.

Sexuality, like creativity, is a gift from God.

Well I think people think sex is controversial. Not always, but certainly it’s something to be discussed.

It is true from early habit, one must make love mechanically as one swims; I was once very fond of both, but now as I never swim unless I tumble into the water, I don’t...

Condoms seemed to her inherently wicked. But they were also inherently funny. They were like rubber gloves with only one finger, and every time she saw one she had to be severe with herself or...

Well, what of it? If sex isn’t a joke, what is it

I participate in BDSM, but I wasn’t abused as a child. I don’t hate women, or particularly enjoy hurting women. Sometimes I make them feel pain, but it’s consensual, it serves a purpose—to get them...

I had a fucking standing ovation going on in my goddamn pants, and it was demanding an encore.

It is rude to tweet while having sex. However, it is not rude to have sex while tweeting.

A man’s sexual aim, he had often said to himself, is to convert a creature who is cool, dry, calm, articulate, independent, purposeful into a creature that is the opposite of these; to demonstrate to...

The Law of Diminishing Returns is true of everything in life, except sex, which seems endlessly repeatable with effect.

Nice guys finish but that’s what makes them good in bed.

… it nevertheless powerfully conveys the Arcadian dream of a great, cross- cultural brotherhood of buttsex, a pioneer porntopia where sodomy reigns supreme and there is no poison oak.

You cold or something?’ he said. She strained against him; she wanted to pass clear through him: ‘It’s a chill, it’s nothing’; and then, pushing a little away: ‘Say you love me.’I said it.’No, oh...

All right,” Mom said. She gave Samuel a stern look,”Now I don’t know what’s going on between you and my daughter and Adam Hauptman-“”Neither do we,” I mutteredSamuel grinned “We have it pretty well worked...

Sex…I enjoy it immensely

I am still of opinion that only two topics can be of the least interest to a serious and studious mood – sex and the dead.

Dancing is the normal prelude to intercourse