I’ll bring “The Hammer,” let’s have a Thorsome.

I remember the first time we made love like it was the second time. We never made love again, and I don’t regret it for a second.

We made love like I make grilled cheese sandwiches. I had no idea what I was doing, but she melted into me all the same.

The question before this House is rather simple, … It’s not about sex … The matter before the House is lying under oath. This is called perjury.

I make love like I make sausages. And I don’t make sausages. At least not myself. I pay someone to make it for me. And sometimes I even pay for the sex that I’m paying...

I’m not sexually active. I just sort of lay there and slowly thrust.

Every theory of love, from Plato down, teaches that each individual loves in the other sex what he lacks in himself.

Men who refuse to use condoms do not deserve to be fucked by anyone but other men who refuse to use condoms.

The time has come to repeal ‘Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell.’ It is the right thing to do. Every American should have the opportunity to serve their country, regardless of race, sex, creed, or sexual orientation.

She remained in this attitude, clearly inviting him to touch her. Taking a position of advantage, he rested his right hand on her buttock. He considered a moment then raised his arm and brought his...

I remember that one day, when we were in a car tooling along at top speed,we crashed into a cyclist, an apparently very young and very pretty girl. Her head was almost totally ripped off...

He found Luciana sitting alone at a table in the Allied officers’ night club, where the drunken Anzac major who had brought her there had been stupid enough to desert her for the ribald company...

If one starts with the anatomical difference, which even a patriarchal Viennese novelist was able to see was destiny, then one begins to understand why men and women don’t get on very well within marriage,...

It grieved him plaguily, he said, to see the nuptial couch defrauded of its dearest pledges: and to reflect upon so many agreeable females with rich jointures, a prey for the vilest bonzes, who hide...

Poetry is much more important than the truth, and, if you don’t believe that, try using the two methods to get laid.

Sex in a dance is in the eyes of the beholder. I never thought my dances sexy. I suppose that’s because I see myself with my face washed, and to me I look like a...

Our sisters and brothers were picked up in public by local commanders for the purpose of sex and luxury and we could do nothing.

Who cares about my cock? It’ll fend for itself.

The most important experiences of a man are those which take him to his or her limit.To learn beyond that, one needs to accumulate all the courage and expand his limits.Sex, pain and love are...

No doubt he’d been with Heidi until all hours of the morning. He knew where she stood about sex, condoms, his future, Heidi’s … bringing it up now would only exacerbate an already prickly situation.”Nothing...

Hey, you’re the one who can’t stand me being so close to you.

Yes, it’s a well-known fact about you: you’re like death, you take everything.

You take a dick and you get it wet and then you put it someplace tight—

Sex parties, alcohol and drugs lost their appeal to Sven after a while. Music never did, in his continual search for that sober connection–intimacy with one person over a long period of time, as opposed...

There can be as much joy of giving pleasure as to receive it.

The truth about porn. Men do not watch porn and fantasize over the women in the videos, they fantasize about being wanted like the women in the videos are pretending to want their partner. If...

One day she was going to be found dead mid-hump on a polyurethane phallus

In the apocalyptic environment that is Los Angeles on fire, we should all be making a point to have a lot of sex, but no one seems particularly motivated. They need leaders, and sadly I...

Sex is a commitment…Once you’re there you can’t go back to holding hands…and when you give yourself both mentally and physically…well, you’re completely vulnerable.

We’re Sex Pistols, we ain’t fake.

Cirocco liked space, reading, and sex, not necessarily in that order. She had never been able to satisfactorily combine all three, but two was not bad.

Do I look like I want to be eaten alive after sex?

For the first time she called it sex. With no time or desire to analyze her words, he shook off an unidentifiable hollow sensation forming in his middle.

Good sex requires further exposure than simply removing one’s clothes. And as for a good relationship? Ah! For this one must be prepared to reveal even more.” — André Chevalier

BOLLOXIMIAN:My pleasures for new cunts I will uphold,And have reserves of kindness for the old.I grant in absence dildo may be usedWith milk of goats, when once our seed’s infused.My prick no more to bald...

Colin: “1 dinna understand why we canna just go to bed and have sex.” He looked truly puzzled.

There are flowers growing in hell. Let’s go pick them!

Like X-Box. And X-rated movies.

Morals are nothing but a civilized society’s attempt to tame some beast called man.

Hey, beautiful. – Joe Covelli

We demand that sex speak the truth […] and we demand that it tell us our truth, or rather, the deeply buried truth of that truth about ourselves wich we think we possess in our...

When someone is sleep-Tweeting the sexual thoughts you’re currently having about them while you’re having sex with someone else, miles away, it’s kind of too late.

Women fake orgasms and men fake finances.

Lust was a positive high-tension cable, plugged into my core, activating a near-epileptic seizure of conviction that this was the one thing I had to do in life.

Gentlemen are gentlemen in bed. They make sure you’re having a good time.””I’ll make sure you’re having a good time, and that you’re okay with everything. I just won’t be well mannered about it.

Revi irti kaulukset, vetoketjut ja hihansuut.Painonapit, kaarituet. Puuvillat,nailonit ja lycrat. Avaa luita myöden:niin alasti en voi olla,ettet minua vielä riisuisi. Vaali tätä salaisuutta:rakkaus on puolitotuus.Mikään ei ole rehellisempääkuin miehen kädetnaisen alastomalla iholla.

A man fishes for two reasons: he’s either sport fishing or fishing to eat, which means he’s either going to try to catch the biggest fish he can, take a picture of it, admire it...

Billions of people have had sex. I don’t know how many have actually made love.

Scientists have invented a new strain of cannabis without the high. They celebrated with non-alcoholic beer and furious dry-humping.

No wonder prostitution is so rampant in China, I mused as I watched the four girls watch us: why stand on your feet all day for slave wages when you can get rich on your...