Lust fades after climax, love lasts until breakfast!

This tree, though, had not been fed on, so it was apparent that the culprit was a bull (elephant) who was filled with testosterone but no outlet for it, so he pushed over trees. It’s...

Two things u just can’t control life and virginity ❤ ❤

Sex can be estranging; it can drive two otherwise compatible people apart.

The incredible lesson about our sexual biology is that all men at one point in their fetal development have the capacity to be women. Moreover the body is programmed to develop as a female unless...

I recall certain moments, let us call them icebergs in paradise, when after having had my fill of her –after fabulous, insane exertions that left me limp and azure-barred–I would gather her in my arms...

If she’s faking it you still have a shot at making it work […]

When you’re young, you think that sex is the culmination of intimacy. Later you discover that it’s barely the beginning.

Naw, I say. Mr ____, can tell you, I don’t like it at all. What is it to like? He git up on you, heist your nightgown round your waist, plunge in. Most times I...

If my ex-husband could move on, I could, too. I would search for my gardener, someone who would help me to grow and bloom, but who would recognize the fragility of a new flower just...

I wonder why I ever bothered with sex, he thought; there’s nothing in this breathing world so gratifying as an artfully placed semicolon.

I hate society’s notion that there is something wrong with sex. Something wrong with a woman who loves sex.

Let’s quit our jobs and fuck all day.

I remember taking an anthropology class in college and the professor was explaining that there is little ‘sexual dimorphism’ in humans. He meant that there are few outward, observable differences between makes and females. At...

the man and his wife were both naked, and were not ashamed.

souls connect& souls tie. intertwine humbly and with care.

What you need is a chick from Camden,’ Van Patten says, after recovering from McDermott’s statement.Oh great,’ I say. ‘Some chick who thinks it’s okay to fuck her brother.’Yeah, but they think AIDS is a...

—Hazme lo que quieras —susurró. Tenía diecisiete años y la vida en los labios.

If love and hate aren’t true opposites, perhaps neither are pleasure and pain—if you go far enough in one extreme, it resembles the other.

If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.

If you believe that you can use sex to shore up your fragile self-esteem by stealing someone else’s, we feel sorry for you, because this will never work to build a solid sense of self...

I traced a finger along my bottom lip as I wondered what his erection would look like, and how I should seduce him. I thought what kind of approach would work best: whether to go...

Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn’t!

Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.

A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded gun on your coffee table- There’s nothing wrong with them, but it’s hard to stop thinking about.

Seeing your mother naked is not something you easily recover from. Seeing your mother naked and jumping from one side of a king-sized bed to the other with a nurse’s hat on while your father,...

He said I’m the winning lottery ticket, like he’s never meant anything more.

The male sex still constitute in many ways the most obstinate vested interest one can find.

Oh, I have felt lust. And I’ve indulged lust. But no other woman has turned me into another person.

For Hitschmann and Bergler, ‘frigidity’ had a single criterion: ‘absence of the vaginal orgasm.’ The standard was unqualified and absolute. A woman who did not enjoy intercourse: frigid. Women who derived sexual pleasure from acts...

The Englishman can get along with sex quite perfectly so long as he can pretend that it isn’t sex but something else.

His fingerprints covered my skin.

Just as sex is a God-given instinct for the prolongation of the human race, so the desire for property as a prolongation of one’s ego is a natural right sanctioned by natural law. A person...

Sex is sharing, you see, and it’s good to share with everyone. But the sharing has to be real and meaningful. That creates problems.

Like a 9-5 business at 4:59 pm, her legs were open.

Question for your life: Let’s say we’re making love on the moon, and my clone decides to show up. Would you tell either me or him to get lost?

I make love in my bathtub, because there’s only room for one person.

I don’t have a tan because I only come out at night. The only sun I get is reflected off the moon. I make love like a vampire, only entirely different and without completely filling...

If I’m having sex during an earthquake, would I get a refund on all those quarters I just put in the vibrating bed?

Once you finish having sex, what is there to do but start over?

We made love like two shy people who acted like we’ve never acted in front of a camera before. Aside from the lead actor, I was also the producer, director, cameraman, and financier.

I love coffee like I love making love. It’s like liquid sex, except you don’t want to spill it all over your crotch.

She gave me money to buy condoms, and instead I bought a book of baby names.

It wasn’t the first time he’d run for his life. And it most likely wouldnot be the last. In the past few decades, though, he’d mostly run fromangry fathers who’d found him where they felt...

Sex without love is like a goddamn business transaction. And sometimes both parties feel as if they got a good deal, but that doesn’t make it any less so.

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There’s no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.

We fell into each other’s arms and kissed like we were coming up for air after being underwater for days. The melding of our mouths was sweeter than oxygen. We took huge, deep gulps of...

Intimacy and lovemaking—intertwined, meshed, and one becoming the other—are what I strive to achieve each time I am presented with the opportunity to enjoy a lovemaking experience.

Well, well. You might just be my soul mate.

When you f*** a Vampire, you get a free hat.