If you give a man a hammer, he thinks he can solve all problems by pounding. Well, God gave men penises….

Love and kindness are the hammer and chisel that gently chip through barriers and long-held beliefs to reveal the magnificent soul contained within every human.

I like poems you can tack all over with a hammer and there are no hollow places.

I suppose it is tempting, if the only tool you have is a hammer, to treat everything as if it were a nail.

A hammer made of deadlines is the surest tool for crushing writer’s block.

You can’t hammer in a nail with words…””No, but you can start a war with them.

You remind me of someone with a bad toothache who’s hitting herself in the head with a hammer to distract herself from the pain in her mouth.

I’ve often wondered why the Protestant Reformation took place in Germany, rather than in Poland. Then I realize that Luther had to nail his 95 theses to the church door, and the Poles didn’t know...

Her heart, she had discovered in the last half year, was of durable stuff. You could test its mettle with a hammer.

The quickest way to alter an altar is not with a hammer, or even religious deconstruction, but with a typo.

Too often our visions of the futureare dull and impotentlike a hammer beating the water.

Yes! I just nailed an interview. I’m going to be a professional hammerer.

I’ll bring “The Hammer,” let’s have a Thorsome.

I eat cereal with a hammer, because I operate with a government-level efficiency. Let’s build a smarter tomorrow—with a spoon.