What is life without death, Beneficent? You of all people can answer that question. A never-ending orgy of emptiness that you stuff with meaningless activity. Everything is disposable, including your relationships–especially your your relationships.

I traced a finger along my bottom lip as I wondered what his erection would look like, and how I should seduce him. I thought what kind of approach would work best: whether to go...

They can talk shit about each other behind the others’ backs, but when it comes down to it, money is the one true race and everyone down here is the color of greenbacks and as...

Thank you so much for the rude know-it-all attitude while also having to look at your ridiculously colored hair and obnoxious facial and chest piercings. I am very fortunate to have just been schooled by...

Yet she said to herself, from the dawn of time odes have been sung to love; wreathes heaped and roses; and if you asked nine people out of ten they would say they wanted nothing...

If something’s existence is contingent upon the existence of another entity, can we truthfully call them separate beings?

Well, clearly someone you trust isn’t really someone you should be trusting,” she said without thinking, and regretted it when Terrible glanced at her. He did it fast, just a quick cut of his eyes...

S’il n y a pas de rapport sexuel c’est que l’Autre est d’une autre race.

Stop looking for your better half! You need to be whole to attract your better whole, if you expect to have a flourishing relationship.

My kitchen sink has no truck attached. My love needs a waterproof suitcase in these Days of Desert and Dessert. Who are you going to come running to when the Ice Cream Man melts?

I think as a society we forget that men also have daddy issues, they’ve also had bad childhoods, they’re vulnerable beings.. They also need love. We are made to think men don’t have a hard...

I think about her sometimes, and wonder what she’s doing and who she’s doing it with. I suppose I could just stalk her Facebook page like a normal person, but that doesn’t seem as romantic...

If a girl starts out all casual with a guy and she doesn’t tell him that she wants a relationship, it will never become a relationship. If you give the guy the impression that casual...

A Dragon Rose is a flying flower that breathes fire. A relationship isn’t truly a romance if there isn’t a tiny element of danger involved.

Relationships dont always make sense. Especially from the outside

Life’s tempering and altering process often takes the form of adversity, and, as far as outward appearances are concerned, seems to be working against us when it is actually working for us.

Howard: Sometimes a betrayal can be so subtle that it clouds the whole thing.Nita: It would have to be a real betrayal. Not like canceling an appointment. It would be like you’d end the relationship...

Two become one when two are in love—or when the waitress asks about our dinner bill. I’ll pay next time, I promise.

Commonsense will never come from following your heart; wisdom is only stored in the mind.

No need to get sexual with me.” I’m a bring my own elevator kind of lover anyway.

Is it not the great end of religion, and, in particular, the glory of Christianity, to extinguish the malignant passions; to curb the violence, to control the appetites, and to smooth the asperities of man;...

I know half, and I know two guys who each know half of half, so together we’re altogether. Let this be a lesson in networking.

There are no commitments, only bargains. And they have to be made again every day. You think making a commitment is it. Finish. You think it sets like a concrete platform and it’ll take any...

She asked me how I slept. Knowing she meant quality of sleep, I said I slept naked. It’s true. Ask any of the joggers who saw me sleepwalking.

Love life comes last in my life. I put real life first.

My ex girlfriend and I, we had chemistry together. And right after that, we had biology.

To get the most out of the relationship you are in, it won’t be helpful to listen to the ego’s stories about it. They will only bring separation and conflict. Essence would tell a different...

My love can only occupy one person at a time. I try for that person to not be me.

Few delights can equal the presence of one whom we trust utterly.

The fire burnt down our House of Love. Our relationship didn’t work because I was the water, and she was the empty hose.

A sofa on an elevator would be like a slow roller coaster where you get to work on your small talk skills. Oh yes, I am an adrenaline junky.

Everything else has vanished, so you take them now. Maybe if you’re the one keeping them, I’ll be the one feeling better.

I had a dream about you. You told me you loved me, and then you stabbed me with a spoon. Luckily, moments before your attack, I assumed the identity of a bowl of Jell-O. Later...

God is after the bigger picture of your life. He is writing your story. I’m about to say something that may seem antithetical to this book, but need you to hear this: your story has...

Blaming others is an act of refusing to take responsibility. When a person can’t accept the fact or the reality, they blamed another person or the situation instead of taking accountability.

I’ve never really had time for romantic relationships. I have much more important things to worry about, like saving the world from zombies.

My acupuncturist once told me that it doesn’t have to hurt to work. She might have meant the needles, but I think she really meant love.

He’s only two years younger, but that doesn’t mean I’m not old enough to be his father. I grew up fast. Ah, but that’s life, no?

When I think about my dad, I start clapping. I’m not applauding because he lived, but because he died.

In hindsight, I have no idea why he was ever with me. He thought highly of my breasts. And . . . that’s it, I think.

I think that’s why so many couples fight, because they want their partners to validate them and affirm them, and if they don’t get that, they feel as though they’re going to die. And so...

Your words like wings gravity they defy.My heart like a leaf on the wind catchin’ rides.We make too much sense to foolishly pass it by.So I’m taking a rainbow up to the 5th floor.Steppin’ out...

The profit was five, split evenly between the two of us, which meant that my fair share was three. (2.5 rounded off is 3.)

Grandpa had a good life, up until the day we slaughtered him and ate him. Honestly, he raised chickens, so he should have seen it coming.

As a balloon expands, so too does my love for you with each passing day. To know how I truly feel about you, look no further than the balloon giraffe.

If there had once been a chance and there had once been love, then it will still be there in spite of time and obstacles. If you can get past that, you can get past...

There is non who is unfriendly, even the person we may regard as unfriendly has a friend. Our mind is the only limitation and barrier to people

If I live for you, I can fulfill your happiness, but if you allow me to then you don’t care about mine.

With even the slightest upset, detachment soon followed. I didn’t lose sleep over men, and I was too restless to be tied down. The grass didn’t even have time to grow around my feet before...

Hope for love, pray for love, wish for love, dream for love…but don’t put your life on hold waiting for love.