You can talk with someone for years, everyday, and still, it won’t mean as much as what you can have when you sit in front of someone, not saying a word, yet you feel that...

She hadn’t known that the ability to make pancakes from scratch made a man brutally hot. Now she did.

When you don’t talk, there’s a lot of stuff that ends up not getting said.

I will not subscribe to your switch; the on and off friendship.

Just remember that the only question in a house is who is to rule. The rest is only dancing around that, trying not to look it in the eye.

The greatest love stories are not those in which love is only spoken, but those in which it is acted upon.

It’s great to spend time at a networking event with someone you know and like. But that’s not what you’re there for. Your goal is to expand your network by meeting new people.

There is difference when someone says ‘Love You’ and when they ‘I Love You’. The word ‘I’ saws the worthiness and devotion in what you are saying.

My love is pizza shaped. Won’t you have a slice? It’s circular, so there’s enough to go around.

Let’s agree to be honest from the start. I would rather feel the disappointment that comes with the realization that we are incompatible than to feel the pain and betrayal that comes with finding out...

It goes back to keeping things equal. Friendship feels really demeaning if one person still likes the other more, which is probably what caused the breakup in the first place. It’s such a misnomer that...

I fell in love… she caused a type of smile within me that nothing else can or has.

other person” plays Hell trying to make-up for it. Married, divorced or dead, the ‘other person’ can never replace what was lost so muchearlier in the life and soul of the oppressed. Forgiveness must be...

Cheaters are cowards that are tempted to chase the fantasy of what could be… instead of courageously addressing their own self-destructive behavior and cultivating what is.

Our love was a two-person game. At least until one of us died, and the other became a murderer.

I’ve decided to trust him, but like somebody once said, you can’t force yourself to trust. So you put all your doubts in a little box and bury it deep and then try to forget...

You know, when I see a good-looking man, the first thing I think about is sex. I want to see him naked, and I imagine running my hands impatiently over his hot body.I can’t help...

What a thing to acknowledge in your heart! To lose a brother is to lose someone with whom you can share the experience of growing old, who is supposed to bring you a sister-in-law and...

Women who say that they have met the most amazing guy in the world are only saying that because they haven’t lived with them yet.

Two birds went for dating. The male bird was killed and the female bird is being murdered.

Chocolateism: Maintain your integrity even in the atmosphere of compromise, for it only takes one step in compromise, to start losing character.

When women are secret they are secret indeed; and more often then not they only begin to be secret with the advent of a second lover.

We have better relationships with those who truly seek us rather than those sitting on the couch watching us move mountains trying to prove ourselves.

The search for the soul mate, the perfect partner to complete you, is a bit like searching for the perfect food when you’ve got a giant ulcer in your stomach. No matter what you find,...

Love can be so hauntingly beautiful, waking up past selves that have been wandering aimlessly through the corridors of our soul, for far too long. When someone else can take us from the ghost-town of...

I had a dream about you last night, you were the same piece of S**t I know and hate in real life.

Her and I, we have a two chairs and a table kind of love. You should pull up a feeling and have a seat.

If I have to ‘catch’ a man to get a husband, I don’t want one.

When you leave, I feel like I’m alone with your demons.

As long as your name is NOT Jesus,I CAN live without you

You turn me on from across the room, and I’ll completely melt if you come any closer.

The most important quality in the man you decide to marry should be the ability to make you laugh. Beauty fades, careers end, money comes and goes, religions change, children grow up and move away,...

If it’s the last kiss, we’d better make it last. I hope you don’t have anywhere to be, because I have the rest of my life free.

I just…I just miss him. And I hate being so alone.

Love now, not later. Also, love later.

You must go to bed with friends or whores, where money makes up the difference in beauty or desire.

The sides of buildings should be like the tops of lakes. I’d fish through your window hoping to catch a smile.

Guys get a bad rap for not wanting to talk about their feelings but maybe women are in part to blame for that. One thing that I learned from working with people where English was...

Some men want to go out with a bang. Personally, I’d rather not die from sex. I mean, what will my wife think when the police tell her?

I have two friends, Steve and Martin. But I’d happily replace both for the friendship of Steve Martin.

And then there’s that person that no matter what, they’ll answer your call at 4 am. Your 4am-er. They’ll say exactly what you need to hear to bring you back to earth. Your comfort, your...

I never heard back from her after our first date, so either she’s dead, or she rejected me. I wonder where her funeral was held.

Others hide from being real by filling the air with words; the more words they throw out, the less actual communication happens and they are left with only an illusion of connection. This is the...

I had a couple of friends in high school. And by a couple I mean my parents.

I’ll stand by you forever. Or at least until noon, and then I’ll go stand under the cabana. Isn’t love amazing?

It’s my belief that people enter your life at exactly the right time.

About 5,280 feet.” It was true. Ever since the car ran out of gas a mile back, and we were forced to walk, I’ve been thinking a lot about life, love, and how much I...

We made eyes at each other, and then we made love. We also made other things too, like meatloaf.

We made love like flamingoes are pink. You know what else was pink? My cheeks, because I was so embarrassed when I found out that she was the wrong woman.

Still, who could say what men ever were looking for? They looked for what they found; they knew what pleased them only when they saw it.