Love is like a spring rain on a sunny September morning. And when I go out on dates, I bring my own jars of pickles. Women probably find it not only practical, but devastatingly sexy.

I had a dream about you. You were storing my brain in a pickle jar in the fridge, and I only discovered it when I went to garnish my hamburger. Mindless and hungry, I was...

People are like pickles- some are sour, some are sweet, and some leave a bad taste in your mouth.

It takes a sour woman to make a good pickle.

You are unlikely to abscond with the silver,” Pickles drawled.

I need it to survive. But most specifically, McDonalds Big Mac’s and McDoubles (with no pickles).

It’s funny how cucumber water can taste so much better than pickle juice, even though they come from the same source.